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Sam

totalfun

About Me


You Are a Powdered Devil's Food Donut
A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
On the inside you're a little darker, richer, and more complex.
You're a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

My Interests

being a gadabout, gastronomy, big words, martini monday, taco tuesday, travel, literature, megalomania, fashion, chess, rocking out, squash, bowling, sartorialism, computer science.

I'd like to meet:

    People who were dorks before it became trendy. Squash players.


Dear slutty chicks with tits hanging out that want to be my friend: I require impeccable grammar and spelling. I know, I'm weird like this. If you don't fit this requirement, please do not request my friendship.

Music:

the smiths, joy division, roxy music, the cure, the stone roses, doves, guided by voices, interpol.

Movies:

roman holiday, the godfather part ii, the seventh seal, on the waterfront, serpico, save the tiger, the apartment, dog day afternoon, the french connection, the battle of algiers, wild strawberries.

Television:

entourage, sex and the city, the o.c. (season 1 only!), 21 jump street.

Books:

atlas shrugged, wonder boys, a confederacy of dunces, the bell jar, american psycho, war and peace, high fidelity, little children, tropic of cancer, steal this book.

My Blog

the birthday present

So, my friend Two Pair's (not her real name) birthday was a few weeks ago. I asked around what I should get her and received some mediocre ideas, none fitting the requisite amount of hilarity.I though...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

exhibitionist screaming nymphomaniac neighbor from the future

My current downstairs neighbor is somewhat of a thugette. She wears pants to accentuate her ass, making it look "plumper," her own words. She does this as, apparently, she likes thuggish dudes. She ev...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Yelp

Let me wax philosophically about Ann Arbor's restaurants and bars:http://totalfun.yelp.com
Posted by Sam on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

end terrible conversations today!

Ever been stuck in a terrible, awkward conversation? You know, the conversations that are just plain weird and often downright offensive/obnoxious. Like you want to toss your drink on the table, throw...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST