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Malana McFly

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About Me

My plot to take over the world has been thwarted, therefore I am just waiting for the moment to strike again.I firmly beleive in the saying "the grass is always greener on the other side"I am very impatient, but I will wait.I bake cookies so I can eat just one.I DO NOT eat re-heated meat.I always dream of better places and once I get there I dream of better places.I screen phone calls.I am socially awkward.On a regular basis I enjoy: sex,grannysmith apples w/ sharp cheese, laughing so hard i pee my pants,roaming around large cities, poutine,strawberry shortcake, caramel cremes, and the sun. I hate chuck norris, circus peanuts, wind, getting caught in the rain,watermelon jolly ranchers,being woken up in the night,and mornings.I am madly in love with Nick Tamer aka. Nick the slasher MaGirk. Oh, also, I like horses, sports, and gambling, but not in excess (according to a fortune cookie).I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

making life seem more interesting than it is.

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, Conan O'Brien, Chevy Chase, Nick Swardson, and maybe one of those famous people who drive fancy cars. A normal day in the life of Down-To-Earth Nick Swardson

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Music:

royal crown revue, indigo swing, big bad voodoo daddy, squirrel nut zippers, hot rod circuit, limbeck,rookie of the year,the pink spiders, this providence, the kooks, cartel, boys like girls, shiny toy guns, daphne loves derby, flyleaf, mayday parade, maritime, lily allen, mashlin, the forecast, the format, this day and age, race the sun, the honorary title, brighten, screaching weasels, by the wayside, the fatal mistake, amber pacific, valencia, the new pornographers, the sounds, the cars, bouncing souls,one man army, the hush sound, mae, paul simon, damone, motion city soundtrack, senses fail, ben harper, northstar, midtown, george michael, mad caddies, rx bandits, the queers, steve miller band, letterkills, the used, tbs,the exit, a thorn for every heart, spitalfield, no use for a name, silverstein, driving east, anatomy of a ghost, anberlin, bayside, jamisonparker, thrice, armor for sleep, the movielife, tokyo rose, hidden in plain view, boys night out, i can make a mess like nobody's business, halifax, over it, one dollar short, ffaf, mbr, mcr, brand new, sugarcult, moneen, underoath, hawthorne heights, the academy is..., 80's pop and on and on...

Movies:

goonies, caddyshack, weekend at bernies, national lampoon vacation, zoolander, the burbs,the great outdoors, spaceballs, who framed roger rabbit, ghostbusters I and II, In dreams, Back to the Future trilogy, the neverending story, nbt,the big lebowski, wet hot american summer, the princess bride, captain ron, better off dead, big trouble in little china, big trouble, killer clowns from outer space, the wrong guy

Television:

It's always sunny in Philadephia, Conan O'Brien, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom goes to the Mayor, Keeping up Appearances, Kids in the hall, The Price is Right, Lost, Wife Swap, Flavor of Love

Books:

Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy,Dirk Gently series, everything Douglas Adams,Choke,A Man without a Country and everything Kurt Vonnegut, Life with Pi, Ishmael, The Eyre Affair, The fourth Bear, and everything Jasper Fforde, Terry Pratchett's discworld series, Falling Sideways, Foop!, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the apocolypse,and everything Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore and Tom Holt

Heroes:

Bob Barker,Jack Burton, darkwing duck and dirty hippies

My Blog

it dont matter

So I ruined my white boots this weekend. Yes, I own a pair of white boots. Not the fancy snake skin kind (boy do I wish), but the casual cotton, tuck my jeans in so I look trendy kind. I am going to b...
Posted by Malana McFly on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

working is for the birds

There is a rumor that if you try something you aren't fond of 13 times you will grow an affinity for it. I can attest this rumor with my coffee drinking habit and peanut butter cup cravings. &nbs...
Posted by Malana McFly on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

redrum cake

A lot of memories from college came flooding back today. Not so long ago in a not so distance place, I had a run in with a red velvet cake from hell. My college roommate Ashley baked a lovely cake (wi...
Posted by Malana McFly on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

murder she wrote

Growing up is hard to do. That might be a song I can't be sure. So on top of being engaged, we recently purchased a couch. Yeah, I know&real furniture. I'm taking back the "hard to do" and am replacin...
Posted by Malana McFly on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

bunny blowjobs

I don't usually blog about popular culture, but this Owen Wilson story has me concerned. Come on Owen&How hard is it to be a millionaire, hang out with Ben Stiller, and have your face licked by Kate H...
Posted by Malana McFly on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

dont threaten me with a good time

Cat butts are funny. Cat butts are even funnier as magnets.   I would like to thank Kelly for the amazing package. It was stuffed full of laughter. All I can say is I can't wait to watch Garth Br...
Posted by Malana McFly on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST

clearly you are mistaken

In no particular order.... Shaniqua aka sha nay nay was a very bad girl this past weekend. She spent $859.00 of mine at the local firestone. However, to make up for it, she passed the CA Smog check to...
Posted by Malana McFly on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:17:00 PST

write that down

Just a few random things... Whenever I  give directions to a bathroom, I always follow with "stay to the right!" If your christian name is Bob Baker, I am pretty sure you are legally bound to ope...
Posted by Malana McFly on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST

i've never been to louisiana

Sweet Jesus. I heard the most amazing song yesterday on my treacherous journey through the gridlock of rush hour. First of all, i grew up listening to the likes of Bob Marley, The Rolling Stones, Jame...
Posted by Malana McFly on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST

but he is only 83...

If I were a newscaster I would ensure that the "big story" revolved around the retirement of Bob Barker. I am pretty sure it's much more important than "the war on terror" or "the war on drugs." Yes f...
Posted by Malana McFly on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:39:00 PST