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Norman Gentle

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About Me

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all--I'm not saying that--but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddamn autobiography or anything..." [Hint: Read "The Catcher in the Rye." It won't tell you everything, but damn near everything. Damn near.]  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Crispus Attucks, Rasputin, your Mom, intelligent political leaders, David Koresh, Aleister Crowley

My Blog

Beware the Ides of May...

I awoke to a start this morning, to a choir of harp-playing, angel sea nymphs upon gold-plated unicorns with white velvet wings, beseeching me with voices of honeysuckle and larkspur (naughty minxes, ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Brass Tacks

You know what I think about death? I think I’d like to be casual as all hell when ol’ Grim passes me by. You know, like as if Death was a 6’5", 300 lb. bald white guy in a leather S&...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Dear Abby

So my good friend, Heather (aka Fasty, aka Hutch), recently noted that I have not been living up to my blogging expectations, and thusly demanded that I blog and blog funny. Well, Hutch, what am I? Am...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:29:00 GMT

40 Rock-Solid Reasons to Get Drunk Tonight

1. If you dont drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and thats a lot of mouths to feed. 3. Bad ass nicknames like Chuggybear, The Alabam...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 16:27:00 GMT

Carpe Deez Nutz

First of all:I am the Scrabble god and I feed on all who are inarticulate.Second of all: To those who were witnesses (voluntary or not) of my antics on those two separate occassions when I was back ho...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:22:00 GMT

Terry Schiavo: the best poker face this side of the Mississip

Three important rules for breaking up:Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to; prolonging the situation only makes it worse.Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly.Don't make a big p...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:30:00 GMT

soundtrack for life

Now, this isn't a new concept or original thought, but dammit, I want to have a soundtrack for life. I mean, it sure as hell would make life more interesting. No more hiding your feelings behind that ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill...

So, I was listening to Ok Computer a la Radiohead the other day, and I got to thinking: I thought, where the shit are the Karma Police? I mean, why does karma always seem like it won't live up to its ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 22:32:00 GMT

Wut iz blogg?

me not no wut iz blogg> eye no a bypeedal hominid hoos naim iz blogg, buht me not no howw he gaht stuk in a wurld uv wyd webbz. Kan he git owt? Pleez hellp. kurrintlee lissining tu:  hunt...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:48:00 GMT