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COCK-EYED, Is a funny fucking word.

Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround you

About Me

The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood - Buddha
Ok so a little bit about me. I'm what I like to call a BAMF. That's a Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Yeah that’s right. I came up with that myself. My hobbies include honking at women when driving by followed by cat calls. It drives the ladies wild. I leave the toilet seat up and I think you should too. I like to slap kids around and push old ladies over. As far as I'm concerned you can get your own damn door and if you are cold don't expect me to warm you up. Man up bitch. I like to slap the asses of the girls around the office and say sexually suggestive things to them and make them feel uncomfortable. When I go out I have two purposes and neither of them is just to simply enjoy myself, no that’s crazy talk. I like to go to out to pick up on sluts and pick fights with people. It makes me feel like a man. I'm not here for friends I just want to lay the pipe to some slutbags so don't waste my time.
If you believe that then obviously we havent met.
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You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

UCLA beat USC every year in football.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

I'd like to meet:



All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers - Orison Swett Marden

Sites I suggest you visit:

Dynamicfilm Studios
Crain Printing
Mexica Uprising
Mexica Movement
Mexica History
Hak5
Chuck Norris
Got to Hell
Got to Eargasmic Music

Music:

I LOVE IT
Band sites you should check out:
Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers
Dead Hot Workshop
Visual Audio Sensory Theater
Institute

Movies:

War Games, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Wraith, Say Anything, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, The Cube, Evil Dead, 13 Ghosts, Christine, Big Trouble in Little China, Flight of the Navigator, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Casino, Godfather, A Bronx Tale, Saw to be continued...

Television:


NB Ridaz - Down For Yours
Download Music Video Code at Blastro.com

NB Ridaz - So Fly
Free Videos at Blastro.com

Books:

“Women’s knickers were a terrible disappointment to me when I embarked on my co-habiting career. I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do the same as we do: they save their best pairs for the nights when they know they are going to sleep with somebody. When you live with a woman, these faded, shrunken tatty M&S scraps suddenly appear on radiators all over the house; your lascivious schoolboy dreams of adulthood as a time when you are surrounded by exotic lingerie for ever and ever amen …. those dreams crumble to dust.” - Nick Hornby

Heroes:


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Authority Zero Concert 2/16/07

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AFI CONCERT 12/13/06

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Mad Caddies Concert Pics

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We went to the movies and took pictures - YAY

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