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Almost too gay to function

Yeah my mom laughs at me all the time too, because I pick things up off the ground and put them in m

About Me

So here we go....I hate explaining myself...it's so irritating. Um I hate it when people stare at me, I love it when people talk to me, If you are confident in yourself then I am confident in you as well. I hate when people add me to their friends list and then never say hi or thank you for the add. The least that you can do is make a few pic comments. I hate it when people gang up on me in groups to tease...i feel threatened. I don't like liers. I can never make up my own mind so just make up yours. I love playing sports but hate watching them. I have asthma, but i am usually too proud to take my inhaler in public. I hate admiting that I am wrong, but however I will do so. I really don't think as highly of myself as I let on. I think even more highly of you than I let on. My eyes are the key to knowing exactly what I mean...they hide nothing. However my mouth hides a lot. Being alone truely scares me. not being without a girlfriend...being left alone somewhere unfamiliar. Growing old scares me too.
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My Interests

Movies, Music....Books..........um girls.....nakedness and sex.....ummmmmmm hmmmmmmmm *nodding*form action='http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074669021' method='POST'
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your lips
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How loving you are
What makes you fun? Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable? Your kiss
What makes you cute? Your clothes

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I'd like to meet:

Don't touch me.
Your Birth Month is March
You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe.
Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity.

Your soul reflects: Respect, desire, and generosity

Your gemstone: Aquamarine

Your flower: Daffodil

Your colors: White and light blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Music:

The Donna's, All American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, Jet, Beck, Led Zepplin, Cake, authority zero, jewel, pretty ricky...only one song though...Copus, pinback, Fiona Apple, Melissa Etheridge, HIM, Red Hot Chili Peppers,Music Videos - Online Games - Video Clips
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.. You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


100%

Sex God


90%

A Romantic


23%

Virgin


10%
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Movies:

But I'm a cheerleader, saved, bound, Better than Choclate, Too Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, The Divinci code...other stuff
you are SHANE! the heartthrob of the group, you're
with a new catch every time you go out. you've
got the whole 'sexy' thing down and use it to
get whatever you want, whenever you want it!

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Television:

L word House Grey's Anatomy when I watch

Books:

I LIKE TERRY BROOKS, CHRISTOPHER PIKE...ANNE RICE....UM YEAH

Heroes:

My Mom. Because She always did everything right....well she still does...i guess
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My Blog

I swear I am not bragging but...

I am so proud of myself! I went to try on dresses for my brother's wedding (I have been trying to lose weight for over a year now) I fit in a size 7 dress, comfortably! I have not been small enou...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST

Back Dimples

Okay soooooooo I have these strange dimples on my lower back, that's what this blog is all about..........   I went bowling the other night. I was there for like three hours, everything was great...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

crazy neighbors

So My neighbor and I sit and talk about what goes on at the other house around us, mostly because we have no life but seriously there is some crazy shit goin on around here. For real, like we hav...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Daughters

Daughters By John Mayer I know a girlShe puts the color inside of my worldShe's just like a mazeWhere all the walls all continually changeI've done all I canTo stand on the steps with my heart in my h...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

Quick trip to the store...

So I have been thinking about using my next pay check to run on down to friend-mart and purchasing myself a couple of brand new shiny friends....how much do they go for now a days anyways? Do you know...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

Banana Pancakes

Jack Johnson Banana Pancakes You hardly even notice When I try to show you this Song it's meant to keep you From doing what you're supposed to Like waking up too early Maybe we could sleep in I'l...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

MATERNAL? WTF?!?!

Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart with my friend Dawn and we picked up her lil sisters. So suddenly I have been like all hormonal and maternal and I have no fucking clue why...I mean i love kids and always...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

Beware

Beware the girl that holds me tight She who dreams of me at night Beware the girl that wants me so My intentions she will never know Beware that girl I'm all she'll see And I'll leave her only wanting...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:30:00 PST

something i wrote in colorado

Venus and Mars, Mars and Venus Am I any lower now, Because you have a penis? Penis, Dick, Cock, Shlong My pink vagina doesn't make me wrong. In the summit women are sluts Your empty promises Causing b...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:27:00 PST

hmmm...

Red Velvet carpet Unrolling from the universe Into unspoken golden light I turn, and you are gone...
Posted by Almost too gay to function on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:23:00 PST