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Geoff

I know a thing or two about a thing or two!

About Me

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My Interests

There is nothing I love more than my family, but Texas Longhorn football is a solid second - NATIONAL CHAMPS 2005 BABY!!!!! I also love the Dallas Cowboys and football in general. Watching movies at home or Alamo Drafthouse, listening to music, playing guitar, lifting weights, running at Town Lake, margaritas at Baby A's, drinking cold beer (especially Shiner Bock) on a hot summer dayor Crown Royal at anytime, going out to see live music or live comedy. I enjoy the challenge of trying to keep my yard alive too. Can't beat Barton Springs pool on a hot summer day either.

I'd like to meet:

All of you cool, interesting people!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Where did all the great rock n' roll bands go? I am pretty much stuck in the last century as far as musical tastes go but I love at least something in every genre of music. I'm also a big fan of the greatest live music scene in the world - right here in Austin, Texas!!! Favorite music includes but not limited to: Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Pantera, Metallica (pre-Load era), Parliament/Funkadelic, Steve Miller, Black Crowes, Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Eric Clapton, Black Label Society, David Allen Coe, Hank Williams 1-3, Willie Nelson(basically all the country when it was actually country), Guns N' Roses, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Outkast, Sublime, Lenny Kravitz, Sheryl Crow, love Joss Stone, Velvet Revolver. This list could go on way longer than I'm willing to work on it!

Movies:

Oh man where to even start! I have a passion for movies and love every kind of movie made. I have favorites from every genre from Hollywood blockbusters to art movies to foreign files and everything in between. Some of my favorites are: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars (well 4 of them anyway), Office Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Blazing Saddles, the Spiderman and X-Men movies, , Goodfellas, The Godfather Trilogy (I even like part 3), Oldboy, Se7en, Silence of the Lambs, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Old School, Good, The Bad, and the Ugly; City of God, Taxi Driver, The Seven Samurai, The Big Sleep, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 1&2, and on and on and on

Television:

In my opinion The Simpsons is the greatest show ever in the history of TV. I love it! I also love 24, Lost, My Name is Earl and I have to DVR Rome is Burning for my daily sports update. The most important function of the TV though is during football seaon to watch my Longhorns and Cowboys.

Books:

David Lee Roth - Crazy From the Heat! The man is a genius!!! The Dirt - Motley Crue

Heroes:

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My Blog

Geoff's California Adventure - preview

Hey y'all!!!! Hola from Cali! Stay tuned for pics from Geoff's California Adventure including the "I'm Drunk and Lost In San Francisco (but don't care 'cause I'm havin' fun exploring anyway)" chapte...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:53:00 PST

Anyone out there seen Hostel?

That is easily the most sick disgusting and depraved movie I've seen in a long time.  Extremely disturbing and violent.  I have to say I loved it!  If you're interested in seeing a horr...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

My new second favorite NFL team - the Tennessee Titans

Well Texans you've gone and blown it.  You had the chance to make me (and thousands of other UT fans) into a Texans fan but you didn't.  So I'm going the opposite way and making you my most ...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:25:00 PST

Why do people wanna hate on VY?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5492690   How is VY a significant gamble?!  My question is what does it take to be a sports reporter?  Create a story where there isn"t one?  If ...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:17:00 PST

My Ghetto-ass neighbors!

So here I am trying to do some yard work on Sunday but my lawn mower won't start cause I haven't used it in about 5 months.  While I'm trying to get it started some kid shows up in a suburban (mu...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:13:00 PST

Something to consider

When you feel like nobody likes you, nobody cares for you, and everybody is ignoring you, you should start asking yourself... AM I TOO SEXY?????
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:05:00 PST

How Ghetto is your neighborhood?

Well in mine we had bulk trash pickup on Monday.  I was disposing of a piece of shit futon and an old trashy entertainment center.  Well I hadn't even got the futon out to the street before ...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

Next stop - the Elite Eight!!!!

What an amazing game last night!  What a finish!  My Horns are looking strong.  Let's bring it home boys!!!! Hook 'em Baby!!!!!!
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST

Best lawyer name EVER!!!!!

So I'm hanging out here in Boston watchin' the news and they're doing a story on this steroid ring in Ohio.  Then they interview the guy's lawyer and his name is (drum roll please)...... Sharkans...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:28:00 PST