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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone 
whats your name spelt backwards?: nala 
What did you do last night?: partied at a BBQ in the rain 
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: pics from said party 
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: yep 
Last time you swam in a pool?: 
What are you wearing?: hoodie, jeans and a dazed look 
How many cars have you owned?: 6 
Type of music you dislike most?: rap 
Are you registered to vote?: yes 
Do you have cable?: freeview 
What kind of computer do you use?: lots 
Ever made a prank phone call?: yep 
You like anyone right now?: yep 
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: probably 
Furthest place you ever traveled?: Oz 
What's your favorite comic strip?: Far Side 
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: no 
Shower, morning or night?: morning 
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Cars 
Favorite pizza toppings?: dominos bbq type sauce 
Chips or popcorn?: chips 
What cell phone provider do you have?: Voda 
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no 
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no 
Orange Juice or apple?: apple 
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: Jonny, Paul & Mush 
favorite chocolate bar?: cadburys 
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Think S is 6ft 6 
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: as a kid 
Have you ever won a trophy?: my head looks like one 
Favorite arcade game?: pacman 
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: no 
Sprite or 7-UP?: 7-up 
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: yes both 
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: dont know 
Ever thrown up in public?: yep 
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: mmmmm, done one can i have the other now 
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yep 
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Sponge me 
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: unruly, see my pics 
What message is on your voicemail machine?: default 
Where would you like to go right now?: back to South West France where i was this morning 
Whats the name of your pet?: Kindle 
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: lots 
What do you think about most?: i'm male, you guess 
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--Info-- 
Name:: alan 
Nicknames:: pip or tween 
Birthplace:: Ballymena N. Ireland 
Current Location:: Salford Quays 
Hair Color:: Brown 
Eye Color:: Blue 
Height:: 5' 8" 
Weight:: 11ish stone 
Tatoos?:: no, cool birthmark though 
Piercings?:: no 
Overused Phrase:: Yes, a pint thanks 
--Your-- 
Bedtime:: 
Best Physical Feature:: Eyes 
Most Embarassing Moment:: too many to choose 
Most Missed Memory:: being dropped on my head as a baby 
First Thought When You Wake Up:: who are you? 
Weakness:: Beer and blondes 
Best Friends:: Beer and blondes 
Goal For The Year:: sort my head out 
Greatest Fears:: lollysticks 
--This Or That-- 
Pepsi or Coke...: i'm a swinger 
McDonalds or Burger King...: 
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: hot 
Chocolate or Vanilla...: choc 
Water or Milk...: water 
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: choc 
Hugs or Kisses...: both together 
Cats or Dogs...: cats 
Summer or Winter...: summer 
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: romatics comedies are scary 
Love or Money...: Love 
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: green 
--Lover-- 
Perferred Eye Color:: green 
Perferred Hair Color:: blonde 
Short Hair or Long Hair...: long 
Perferred Height:: shorther than me 
Perferred Weight:: whatever 
Looks or Personality...: both 
Hot or Cute...: cute 
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: proportionate 
--Favs-- 
Number:: 21 
Food:: Thai 
Type of Music:: anything 
Candy:: mini eggs 
Color:: blue 
Animal:: dolphin 
Drink:: ice cold whatever 
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: small of back 
Movie:: 
Past Time:: i never like time being called 
--Have You Ever-- 
Drank?: on occasion 
Smoked?: yep but only whan ratted 
Been Beaten Up?: a few times 
Bullied Someone?: not deliberately 
Skinny Dipped?: hell yes 
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yes 
Toliet Papered Someones House?: no 
Played Poker W/ Money?: yes 
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: yes 
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no 
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no 
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yes 
Went Camping?: yes 
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes 
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: yes 
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: probably 
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yep 
Danced In The Rain?: yep 
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: always 
Been On Stage?: yes, till i was removed 
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: english rugby shirt 
Been To A Nude Beach?: same as "been on stage" 
Cursed In Church?: yep, that priest put a curse on me 
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: usually 
Burnt Yourself?: regularly 
Been Dumped?: big style 
Dumped Someone?: yep 
Been In Love?: yes 
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: yes 
Wanted To Be A Model?: no 
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no 
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yes 
Made Out In A Car?: yes 
Cried During A Movie?: no 
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: every second of the day 
Made Love On The Beach?: not sure that it would be classed as making love, 
Shoplifted?: yes a billionyears ago 
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes 
Hung Up On Someone?: everyday, fucking mobile phone salesmen 
Yelled At Your Pet?: yep and been ignored 
Gotten Seasick?: no 
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: allegedly 
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: yes but she slapped me when i asked her to wear it 
Stalked Someone?: see my solicitor 
Had A Stalker?: is 45 texts and 15 voicemails in a weekend a stalker 
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes 
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: yes but they've had it worse from me 
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: fuck no 
Protested?: too lazy 
Been To An Island?: lots but, not enough 
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yep 
Screamed In A Library?: no 
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes 
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes 
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: maybe then eveyone would stop calling me donkey 
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes 
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yes 
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: yes 
Threw Up In School?: no 
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: no, she managed a paw print 
Wore Something You Hated?: yes 
Wore Something To Match Someone?: no 
Been To A Luau?: no 
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: regularly 
Been On TV?: yes, the poor presenter will never be the same 
Been Outta The Country?: rarely in it 
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: only when streaking 
Won A Pool Game?: yes 
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: god no 
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: yes from the night before 
Dieted?: not really 
Had An Eating Disorder?: drinking disoder 
Cheated On Your Other?: sadly 
Been Cheated On?: not that i know of, igonorance is bliss 
Been Paid To Date Someone?: taken one for the team 
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: probably dared 
Tanned Topless?: my nipples burn 
Been Strip Searched?: not yet 
Been On A Plane?: the odd one or two 
Been On A Cruise?: not a chance in hell 
Been Pantsed In Public?: WTF?! 
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes 
Broke Someone's Heart?: a few 
Sung In The Shower?: not really 
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: all the time 
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: if i dint so that everyday i'd die 
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes 
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yes 
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no 
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: not yet 
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: they gave me a new cart 
Been In Detention?: yes 
Feel Off A Roof?: sounds like fun 
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: yes 
Been In A Wreck?: yes but not with me driving 
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no 
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no 
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yes 
Been Shot?: we used to play tig with airguns 
Had A Water Gun War?: yes 
Been Arrested?: never charged 
--Randoms-- 
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: a few 
Country You Wanna Visit:: all the ones i havent been to 
Way You Wanna Die:: smiling 
Like Thunderstorms?: yes 
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yeah 
R U A Health Freak?: my body is a temple to satan 
U Think Ur Attractive?: no 
Do You Believe In Yourself?: yes 
Wanna Get Married?: maybe 
Wanna Go To College?: be fun knowing what i do now 
Shower Daily?: yes 
Want Kids?: someday 
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: preferably tonight 
Do U Hate Anyone?: yes 
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: no but i can do much more fun things 
Do You Think You Can Sing?: no 
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: never close them 
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: begining to realise i cant 
Can You Whistle?: while i work 
Can You Walk In High Heels?: yes and a mini skirt 
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: only if i pass out 
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: nope 
Can You Multitask?: drinking and letching 
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no 
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: highly unlikely 
Do You Spit?: its called double standards, i am allowed 
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes 
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: time 
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: romance 
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: any 
What's Your Favorite Scent?: morning 
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: yes 
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High Fidelity, Cool Hand Luke, Fight Club, Bambi, Replacement Killers, Closer, Empire Records, Clerks, Deliverance.
Scrubs
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (yes i'm a geek and yes i still laugh out loud when i read it). To Kill a Mockingbird