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Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave

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About Me

My name is Dave and I dont have any hats because when I wear a hat I resemble a paedophile. I do have an interest in members of the weasel genus, Subway sandwiches and drinking Guinness. Out of glasses.Old Photos

My Interests

Not much. Toys, things that go 'ping', cats, listening to music very loudly, vampires, zombies, Singstar, blaspheming, hoarding precious things, being intentionally messy, watching people, and occasionally pretending to be a doctor.

I'd like to meet:

Noone really. I think if you met the people that you wanted to meet, theyd just disappoint you and make you sad. I'd like to meet a cat that could talk English, and ask what it's like to be a cat.I would like to meet you. On Xbox Live. This here is me on Xbox Live:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: 17th May
Birthplace: Taplow
Current Location: Bedroom
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Bleh
Height: Short, ish.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: The father says Scottish. I dont believe him. I think my family were Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Have just been used to wreak vengeance on two particularly annoying daddy long legs who thought they could come into my house and be all daddy and long leggy.
Your Weakness: I'm a retard
Your Fears: Heights and claustrophobia.
Your Perfect Pizza: is more meat than bread
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it through a month without pissing someone off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont use such things
Thoughts First Waking Up: Piss biscuits.
Your Best Physical Feature: I can stand for almost half an hour without needing a lie down.
Your Bedtime: never soon enough.
Your Most Missed Memory: Dont really have one.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke is vile.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: I wish.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nope
Chocolate or Vanilla: both have their uses.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: according to my maanger, too much.
Do you Sing: only whilst walking.
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Rubbish question.
Do you want to go to College: Already have done so.
Do you want to get Married: Not presently, but thanks anyway.
Do you belive in yourself: ? As opposed to thinking I'm fictional? Well yes. Yes I believe in me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Why would you ask? And no.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not exactly, no.
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I do drink a lot of smoothies. Does that count for anything?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: J'adore les thunderstorms.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:&..39; Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Dont be a retard.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I am not a filthy yank.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You disgust me.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: see above
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I owe it to the world not to do that, ever.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I remember.
Ever been Drunk: Hasnt this already been asked?
Ever been called a Tease: Alas, no.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: What??!!!11!!11one!!1
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real boy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Durka Durkistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long. Well. As opposed to boy-length.
Height: Yes
Weight: Again yes.
Best Clothing Style: I wouldnt know.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not an impressive number.
Number of CDs I own: 200 ish.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything mostly.

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Music:

Biffy Clyro, Osymyso, Aesop Rock, Pvement, CSS, The Automatic, Foo Fighters, Arctic Monkeys, RJD2, Green Day, System of a Down, Oasis, Jurassic 5, Evil Nine, Long Blondes, MF Doom, Lyrics Born, Dirty Pretty Things, Metric, Death From Above 1979, DJ Shadow, Ray Charles, Ninja Tunes, Eagles of Death Metal, Fratellis, DJ Format, Test Icicles...

Movies:

Dark City, Fight Club, Mulholland Drive, Go, Withnail & I, Kung Fu Hustle, Aliens, Ferris Bueller, Goonies, Gremlins, Home Alone, Dog Day Afternoon, Tale of Two Sisters, Mallrats, Ghost World, Adaptation, Butterfly Effect, Blues Brothers, Brick, Lucky Number Slevin...

Television:

24, Millennium, Due South, Quantum Leap, Angel, Forever Knight, Scrubs, Peep Show, Mighty Boosh, Darkplace, Third Watch, Alias, The Equalizer, Airwolf, Magnum PI, Miami Vice, M.A.S.K., Prison Break, Battlestar Galactica (the new one)...

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Join Me by Danny Wallace, and any books by Jeremy Clarkson. I dont read much.

Heroes:

Wolverine, Tyler Durden, Noel Gallagher, BARRY SCOTT!!!!!!!, David Lynch... Cant think of any others right now.

My Blog

Git

Word. It's been ages since i posted anything on here. Me and Jodie went to Oxford on Saturday to see Nine Black Alps. We got there early and went in a pub nearby, and there was a crazy old man rapping...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

Friends

I believe I have a guardian wizard. Like all wizards, he takes on an almost inconspicuous guise - someone who seems normal enough, but has a strange magic aura. I think it's a certainty that if wizard...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Zoology

Hello. Havent posted anything on here for a month or so, so here I am posting things on here. I have been announced redundant as of December (which gives me 7 months, but still). My company are a bunc...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

Bus

When your bus stop is blocked by a broken down bus, and your bus therefore can't stop, it is best not to attempt to be Jackie Chan. If your bus opens its doors while still moving at about 10 miles an ...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

Percival

Have you seen Percival? I cant find him anywhere. I worry sometimes that Percival is up to something. Sometimes he comes home with a dead duck and howls at the moon. Other nights he will come in ...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

Pigeon?

Earlier today, I observed two pigeons walking around a bit. This fantastic sight inspired me. I had been thinking about crocodile hats, as I occasionally do since seeing a man wear a crocodile hat in ...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

Fillums

Hmm. The Departed is an enjoyable film, but also a really standard remake. Its exactly the same as Infernal Affairs, only Matt Damon is a dick. Not impressed really, I was deeply hoping for a differen...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

Balls.

My parents have just sold their house. I'll leave out my comments on the people buying it, because publically posted sweeping, generalised offensive remarks abour entire cultures tend to be met w...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Cracking

To be rather honest, this one isnt much cheerier. I referred to the District Line this morning as a "nonsensical green bastard" - I stand by this accusation, but I think it's more accurately levelled ...
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

Murder

I have deleted this as it has become dangerous. keep it under your hat. mums the word. loose lips sink ships. never eat shredded wheat.
Posted by Dr. Kareem and his sidekick Dave on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST