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Jeff

I been thinkin' about my doorbell...

About Me

There I am...

My Interests

I like to read (see below) and watch a lot of movies, especially ones I like (see below). I also tend to watch television when given the opportunity, and believe it or not I've developed a list of shows I enjoy watching on semi-regular schedule (see below). I also enjoy letting hijacked images take the place of words that would imply some act of creative imagination (drool). Also, and this is no fuckin' joke:

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people of vibrancy, illumatority, and other made up words. I want to meet people who dance wildly in the streets, particularly if they dance as if no one is watching. All in all, I suppose I'm really interested in meeting someone a lot like your mom (whaaaam!)

Music:

The Perma-Trinity
ben folds (five), paul simon, the decemberists

presently mix-a-licious (5/29/06):
Summer Time Music(a)!!!:
1. You Better You Bet - The Who
2. Airport Song - Guster
3. Jesusland - Ben Folds
4. Baseball Theme - Vince Guaraldi Trio
5. Doo Wop - Lauryn Hill
6. Killer Queen - Travis
7. Message in a Bottle - The Police
8. What I Got - Sublime
9. Black Water - The Doobie Brothers
10. Hooch - Everything
11. Real - William Shatner
12. Peg - Steely Dan
13. That Ain't Right - Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks
14. Moving - Supergrass
15. The Killing Moon - Echo and the Bunnymen
16. Once Upon a Time There Was an Ocean - Paul Simon
17. Queen Bitch - David Bowie
18. Come Together - The Beatles
19. Justify My Thug - Jay-Z + Danger Mouse (Grey Album)
20. Triumph of a Hearth - Bjork

Movies:

andchorman: the legend of ron burgundy
the 40-year-old virgin
the life aquatic with steve zissou, the royal tenenbaums
a mighty wind, waiting for guffman
eternal sunshine, adaptation, being john malkovich
lost in translation
i heart huckabees
brazil, 12 monkeys
hedwig and the angry inch
pulp fiction, kill bill
ghost world
grosse pointe blank, high fidelity
the big kahuna
cradle will rock
donnie darko
shopgirl
blazing saddles, spaceballs, robin hood: men in tights
almost famous
the school of rock
zoolander
tommy boy
dirty rotten scoundrels

Television:

Aaaaaaall right, moving on...

the daily show with jon stuart, the colbert report, reno 911!, chapelle's show, MR. SHOW WITH BOB AND DAVID, the larry sanders show, curb your enthusiasm, the office, da ali g show, the golden girls.

Plus, right now, not gonna lie, a lot of Food Network, for some reason:
boy meets grill, molto mario!, $40 a day, iron chef: america, good eats, ham on the street

Books:

Worship at the feet of just another animal:

and don't forget about Galapagos, Hocus Pocus Timequake, Breakfast of Champions and so on. David Sedaris: Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day. Steve Martin: Pure Drivel, The Pleasure of My Company, Picasso at the Lapin Agile. Raymond Carver: What We Talk About When We Talk About Love. Albert Camus: The Fall. Kate Chopin: The Awakening. Sherman Alexie: Tonto & The Long Ranger Fistfight in Heaven. George Orwell: 1984, Animal Farm. Tom Wolfe: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Jerzy Grotowski: Towards a Poor Theatre. Constantin Stanislavski: An Actor Prepares, Building A Character, Creating a Role

Poets: William Shakespeare, Langston Hughes, T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, e.e. cummings, John Donne, William Blake, John Updike, Theodore Roethke, John Keats

Heroes:

1) Kurt Vonnegut
2) Stepehn Colbert
3) George-Michael Bluth (R.I.P.)
4) David Letterman
5) Barry Lamar Bonds

My Blog

The bear with balloons

To be more specific:  Gene Parmesean.   That's the name of the bear holding balloons in my profile.  I feel as if it is time to come clean regarding the photo of the man dressed in a bl...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST

Pictures, we want pictures!

I'm still waiting for Flavor Flav (Sabor Sab, if you will) to hit me back with a comment.  In my wildest dreams he'd call and invite me to a bloc party with 2/4ths of UB40 and the Jesusy gal from...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:42:00 PST

WELCOME!

WELCOME TO FLAVOR FLAV!A copious "Yeeeeeeah, boooooooi" to you!...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:26:00 PST

What's in the box?

NOTHING!Absolutely nothing!You stupid!You SO stupid!
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST