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mary

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Deadly snakes are in your extended network My name is Mary. I would pretty much wet myself to own one of Kurt Vonnegut's silk-screened prints. I like drinking wine, and I'm pretty sure that one of the secret questions that my bank asks me if I can't remember my password is: What are your hobbies? and I'm pretty sure my answer is: drinking. But I set up my online banking drunk.I like driving, and I like sex. That makes me a pretty awesome lady. A lot of other things to do too, for example: I was born in Russia but have no outward signs of it whatsoever, I have cute glasses, I am currently re-reading everything Kurt Vonnegut has ever written while at (almost) the same time, re-watching seasons 1 and 2 of Arrested Development.I sleep naked. I shower naked. I was pretty much born naked, too, but clothes went on to change all that.I don't like adultswim, and I resent that to be a 'hip chick,' you gotta. Just puttin' it out there right now. Well, if you wanna be a hip guy in my opinion, you gotta like Shakespeare and cuddling and red wine. So, ha!

My Interests

smoking cloves, wearing hooded sweatshirts, going someplace i've never been before, going to concerts, theatre, acting, music, stephen sondheim, having rufus wainwright's babies, getting a dog instead of getting babies, getting babies instead of getting rabies, reading, reading the sunday styles section of the new york times, reading every smutty celebrity magazine i can afford, driving in the rain, writing, writing in my obnoxious livejournal, going to the mini gourmet, eating yogurt, buying sushi, drinking wine, beer, (well, drinking anything, really), jagermesiter, stealing a jager tap, glasses, san francisco, new york city, eugene, dublin, traveling, stream of consciousness, bullshit, and finally, torturing myself by watching dr. 90210 which is sick and disgusting trash.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet honest and good people, people who communicate and people who have courage. People who like talking really late at night and people who like the idea of a road trip and a trashy motel. People who can take me for exactly who I am, and people who would give of themselves as fearlessly. Most of all, though, I would love to meet people who take it all with a grain of salt. Oh yeah, and a lot of hot men.

Music:

ben folds, ben folds five, rufus wainwright, stephen sondheim, rancid, elliott smith, (some) bad religion, barenaked ladies, the bens, death cab for cutie, nofx, (used to be) green day, the decemberists, dropkick murphys, flogging molly, elaine stritch (FUCK YEAH!), elton john, generation x, the get up kids, gorillaz, guster, hefner, hedwig and the angry inch, her space holiday, mark mothersbaugh, clusky, modern english, modest mouse, mr. t experience, nerf herder, neutral milk hotel, nick drake, no use for a name, operation ivy, simon and garfunkel, the postal service, queen, robbie williams, smashing pumpkins, social distortion, tenacious d, the the, the transplants, travis, unwritten law, the vandals, the weakerthans, (old) weezer

Movies:

rushmore, the royal tennenbaums, the life aquatic, empire records, swing kids, can't hardly wait, say anything, high fidelity, dogma, clerks, love actually, bridget jones, shopgirl, jesus is magic, i can't remember anymore right now

Television:

arrested development, lost, used to be the x-files, family guy, the simpsons, next, the surreal life, my fair brady, food network, the office (bbc), are you afraid of the dark?

Books:

holy shit: kurt vonnegut, tom wolfe, the unbearable lightness of being, america the book, succulent wild woman, WHITE NOISE by don delillo,

Heroes:

kurt vonnegut, cherry jones (yeah, cherry jones, the one in the picture with me)