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Gui dj

Soulja boi is awful.

About Me

I am on an eternal quest for Happiness, fun, and a greater understanding of how to understand understanding.

My Interests

working on the buisness end of a buisness end. I know that's cyclycle. but seriously thats what I do if you have trouble with that concept it's not my fualt that you require further education in existential administration techniques. all i can say is if you think it involves lack of clothing and the 90210 version of the game twister your on the right track. I also have a very strange relationship (non sexual) with four amazing cats who currently rule me with an iron fist/ paw. I'm afraid it I upset them they will eat me alive.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. We go from there! However if your extremely negative or angry, you should think twice about contacting me. Also if you want to add me as a friend that's great, but please give me a message first (it's the polite thing to do).Please vote responsibly.

Music:

Currently I think Airs "Talkie Walkie" may be the best album ever.My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Justice, DJ Medhi, Kavinsky, Boy Robot, Feadz, Kiki, Legowelt, Alter Ego, Selah, Selah, Broken Social Scene, Hot Chip, LCD Soundsytems, Sebastian, Beach House, Saga, Digitalism, Midnight Juggernauts, Ride, M83, Ulrich Schnauss, Beatles, The Flaming Lips, The Psycadelic Furs, The Smiths, Morrisey, The Cure, The Doves, RJD2, DJ Spooky, Boy Robot, Cut Copy, Telefon for Televiv, Goldfrapp, Daedelis, Michael Jackson (only "Off the Wall and Thriller),Shiner, Bedhead, Mogwai, God Speed You Black Emporer, Joe Jackson, Royksopp, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Jesus and Mary Chain, Marvin Gay, Ghost Face Killa, MF Doom, Gnarles Barkley, Television, Blondie, Talking Heads, Hoover, Crown Hate Ruin, Regulator Watts, Indian Summer, Pavement, The Stooges, The Rolling Stones, Beastie Boys, Blonde Redhead, Yo La Tengo, Sadharu, Movies With Heroes, The Bear and the Wolf, At the Drive in, Guided by Voices, In a Silent Way, Daft Punk, Portishead, Clinic, Some Pink Floyd, Some Zepplin, Most Black Sabbath,Stravinsky, Mendelson, Beethoven, mozart, some Bach, Berlioz, Bernstien, Cole Porter, Sigor Ros, Kosmodrome, Dutchland Deisel, Lebaron, Violent Femmes, Kraftwerk, Africa Boombata, Run DMC, WU Tang, American Football, House of Fire, Blondie, Modest Mouse, Stereograph, Del the Funky Homosapien, Black Sheep, Lamb, Gus Gus, Fisher Spooner, Sona, Cave In, Jimmie Hendrix, Braid, Lush, Coctou Twins, Love Lies Crushing, Catherine Wheel, Boo Radleys, Jawbox, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Red House Painters, Shannon, Tortoise, David Bowie, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Can, Fugazi, Rights of Spring, Mohinder, Spirit Assembly, Cursive, Ink and Dagger, Franklin, The Faint, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Neutral Milk Hotel, Neil Young, Sly and the Family Stone, James Brown, Earth Wind, and Fire, ELO, Johnny Cash, Eurythmics, Hall & Oates, old R.E.M., old U2, Fine Young Cannibals, Queens of the Stone Age, Amon Tobin, Landing, Cerberous Shoal, The Great Unravaling, The Kinks, DJ Shadow, Square Pusher, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Gershwin, Mohler, The sea and Cake, Aphex Twin, Ry Cooder, The Cardigans, Wilco, Plexi, Duke Ellington, Other than that rock, roll, igneous, sandwich. Shoegaze stuff experimental electro. Whatever you like i liked it before you, unless it sucks in which case i will deny ever having heard of it and then mock you for liking it. also celine dione warwick davis. ok thats not a band but really it should be c'mon thats freakin' great isn't it. ok sorry i didnt mean to push.

Movies:

Four best movies ever (for right now)1. Altered States 2. La Haine 3. Coffee and Cigarettes 4. Everything is Illuminated.

Television:

anything joss whedon has touched. And most of adult swim, UCB, MST3K, SWC and other shows that can be capitolized and abbreviated so that dorks can type there fan fiction faster and get it onto thier favorite blog site.

Books:

Indian cookbooks, vegan cookbooks, fruititarian cookbooks, and pretty much any historical non-fiction.

Heroes:

I am working hard on becoming my own hero. Other than that anyone that has made a serious contribution to the world of sound.

My Blog

Paramecium and polotical celulose

It's been a while sine I've felt compelled to blog, but compelled I am and blog I shall.      First of all I must give huge thanks to all the people who are, and are attempting to ...
Posted by Gui dj on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

poms frites

I think if I here one more mediocre rock band I may go on a killing spree. If I see one more white boy rock band with clever screen printed Tshirts and swirly hair I may have to start eating babies. I...
Posted by Gui dj on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:43:00 PST

pancakes and canpakes

Friends! Give me your ears (well eyes in the case of this blog). Recently, going to various social functions of a public nature I have noticed a "dropping off", of regular attendance. Many people that...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:35:00 PST

placebo

Here we go new product "spicy nipple crisps", yes weve finally done it. Weve taken the freshest pig, goat, chicken, lamb, and cow teets, deep fried them and given them a generous showering of spicy ra...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:26:00 PST

serious

I usually don't get very serious about things, However recent events have made me take a hard look at the state of our country. I'm not going to get in depth, and anyone who knows me understands that ...
Posted by Gui dj on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:08:00 PST

palpable

Hello friends! Let's get right to the good stuff. New product! "Bumfish" this is a little creature that lives inside your bum and eats human waste turning it into tasty bite sized animal crackers. Thi...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

panties

Let's be clear. Folks I'm not here to solve your problems I simply exist to give you new and exciting products to make your problems seem less important. So new product! The "Golf Clapper", it's the s...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poreef

To be honest I am supprised how much I like this new temp job(corporate banking), amazingly I don't deal with customers, I get paid well, and the people I work with have all there teeth,( or have at l...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

phlebotomy

Ok so Iv'e now been ushered into the higher eshelon of the temping industry, Thats right,"Corporate Banking". I feel that I am tailor made for this job given my new found affection for money. New prod...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

plankton

I am currently reevaluating my stance on the "Night Ranger" song, "Sister Christian". It has pleaged me for many years that they use the term motorin' as an adjective and not an adverb. It is now clea...
Posted by Gui dj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST