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Capn Crunk

It don't befront me. Long as I get my money next Friday!!

About Me

I am a father of three, husband, breadwinner, poet, musician, artist, craftsman, joker, fighter, dreamer, teacher, thinker, talker, do-er, lover, reader, fisherman, hunter, builder, leader, follower, survivor, and I am very spiritual but not so much religious. I like sandwiches and caffeine. But milk is good with Oreos. MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons MySpace Editor Steal Layouts MySpace Layouts WHAT THE HEll

My Interests

FBHS Drumline Percussion Instructor. Former member Boston Crusaders Drumline (Tenors) Part time musician (drums, guitar, bass, xylophone, latin percussion, songwriter).In my real life I run my own business as a cabinetmaker/furniture designer. I work very hard but I enjoy what I do. I like chocolate. I like to cook especially on an open fire. I like anything outdoors i.e. fishing, camping, hiking, hunting, and other "ings". Art, music, prayer, science, history, things that make loud noises like cars and trucks and guns and things that go Boom! And sex, but only with my wife. Anything else? Ask me.

I'd like to meet:

God and Satan, so we could have a meeting and clear some things up. And also the guy who invented paper clips. Brilliant!

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Music:


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Movies:

Robert DeNiro- Any Movie/ Christopher Walkin- Any Movie/ Johnny Depp- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/ Kevin Spacey-Seven, American Beauty/ Charlize Theron- Monster/ Nicole Kidman- Cold Mountain./ Adam Sandler- Any movie/ Clint Eastwood- Any movie. Many others. Whatever I'm in the mood for.

Television:

I watch it at night sometimes to relax. Sitcoms are stupid and the news is depressing. This what I do watch: TLC, BET, COM, MXC, UFC, VH1, TSC, SNL, Spike, Discovery, American Chopper, Avatar, South Park, 48 Hours, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, etc. href="http://tinypic.com"

Books:

The practical man's guide to P.M.S., Pipe bombs for dummies., Dark Window by Kurt and Rod Hangar, The Season of The Thong by Seymore Hare, Yellow River by I.P. Daley, Sticky Fingers by Howie Felterbush, Love Hurts by Rip Teranus, The Ladykiller by Hugh Jorgan, More Than Friends by Phil McCracken, Dealing with Private Pain by Ima Hitchcock (Bangkok Press), Russian Is Not So Hard! by Ivan Jircanov., Swallowing Spider Legs by Harry Balsandich,a

Heroes:

We don't need another hero. a href="http://tinypic.com"

My Blog

This shit is deep....

SHIT!Such a funny word.Can be used as a noun as well as a verb.I shit my pants today and my pants were full of shit.You see?It's an adjective too.So wipe that shitty look off your face.Ever do somethi...
Posted by Capn Crunk on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST

Drummer Speak

Drummer Speak.... Body: Often times I am asked what this strange language is we've learned to speak over the years. It is easily recognizable by those who have an ear sensitive to rhythm and timi...
Posted by Capn Crunk on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

The End of The "ISM"s

Black, White, Red, Yellow and Tan. These are the colors of the brotherhood of man. No two brothers are quite the same Yet the Same Red Blood Flows Thick in our Veins. Lets not forget ou...
Posted by Capn Crunk on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:26:00 PST

Random reflections.

Sometimes I just feel like writing some stuff down because I crack myself up. Here is a poem. I don't know what it's going to say but let's see what happens; shall we? Okay. Too many cooks spoil the s...
Posted by Capn Crunk on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:16:00 PST