Straussy

See what you can work out about me from my likes & dislikes. I thank you. (Please bear with me whilst I gradually update). I've just browsed through the following, i think i may come across as a rather sarcastic person. I cant work out if I am or not. What do you think?LIKES: my friends, well most of them. bed, what a glorious invention - big up to mr bed inventor. mojo, leeds - best bar in the world. smiling. laughing. being cheeky. creating mischief. people. alcohol, sometimes. listening to my ipod. podcasts. snowboarding, i'm very new to it and also very bad. reading, strictly non-fiction. being outside. global warming (or is that a bit too controversial, maybe selfish?), we havent had a proper winter in the UK for years. clean cars. chilling. long boozy lunches. when one of the 2 following songs is played on the radio or in a bar, george harrison set on you & fleetwood mac can you hear me calling. watching leeds utd. mushrooms. poached egg on toast with sliced tomatoes with salt, pepper & olive oil on them. going to the pictures, despite insisting for about 15 years i hated to, many thanks to loz for re-educating me. heated car seats. long walks. blue sky. firefox. corontation st. mighty boosh. myspace, pointlessly brilliant. having a shower. turning left when getting on the plane, dont get to do it much. mable the cat, the only cat i've ever bonded with. longley farm yoghurts and cottage cheese. adidas stan smiths. winding up anthony szynkaruk via text. steves cakes, get y'sein down to sainsburys and buy some. playing cards, esp shithead. wireless internet connection, when it works. Homemade chocolate mousse. Sean Derry. Bad jokes. Sunglasses.DISLIKES: cheese sandwiches when the cheese isn't grated. ignorant drivers. barbed wire. snakes. dentists - horrible cruel people. women with hairy top lips - haven’t you heard of a lip wax? fat women wearing thongs poking out the top of their hipster jeans. forgetting to take my washing out of the washing machine. cold feet. manchester utd. root vegetable korma - one of the most ridiculous dishes i've ever seen on a menu woe betide anyone who orders this in my company. budweiser - the devils beer. ignorant people, there's only room for 1 ignorant person and that's me. intolerant people, see ignorant people. people who push pass you in a crowded bar without saying excuse me. alcohol, sometimes. offices and office politics. dirty cars. manchester utd. stress, no need. people. pineapple as a pizza topping. white socks. nuts. people who dont return your calls or text messages, what can be more important that me? turning right when getting on the plane, happens far too often to me. people who insist on doing the easy chant at foobtall matches. pasta with marg, eh? wireless internet connection, when it doesn't work. forgetting halfway through an anecdote what you were going to say. cream carpets, they get dirty far too easily. george galloway, no surprise. suit trousers with no belt. bluetooth headsets outside the car. Robbie Savage. Burberry. Stone Island. Replica football shirts. Eastenders. Turkeys, as in the bird. Roll on Deodrant.