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PBR LoVeR

If Willie Coyote had all that money to spend on Acme products, why didnt he just buy some dinner?

About Me

YO, this be Damian speaking about, well myself. Ive been working at a Casino for the past 9 years now, striving to take over that place to make it my own. MUAHAH. not really. But I have worked there for a bit, as a bartender, and just got another job at a regular bar as, you guessed it, a bartender. No surprise there. But havent been doing too much, other than drinking, sleeping, and beating up bum's on the street for money, and not in that order. But you want more, just ask yo's. Later
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My Interests

Playing pocket pool, drinking games, watching movies. WoW. And still, yes, lots of boooze...yes there is a extra -o- in booze, I put it there, so SHUT THE F up.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Ligers. they are magical. And maybe John Tesh

Music:

Hardcore Polka. And almost everything else except country, cause I dont get it. "Lost my dog, lost my woman, spilt my beer". How lame is that crap

Movies:

anything but chick flicks.. how revoluting

Television:

I watch Lost, Smallvile, Adultswim, My Name is Earl, The Daily Show, SouthPark, and probably other stuff I cant think of at the moment.

Books:

Mainly Science Fiction/Horror. Gotta love mystical crap, then a OMG that scared the crap outta me stuff.

Heroes:

Booze, its helped me thru so many instances. Pizza, to fuel my fat engines, thankyou pizza. Money, even though I dont have any, I wish I had it, and if I did then I would have to buy a 12 pairs of socks, cause you cant beat a new pair of socks, I dont care who you are, YOU CANT DO IT. As for the last one, I'll let you, my readers decide. Is it A. A burrito, B. A spork, or C. Flaming bag of poop. Hmm.. all very interesting. Will post later.. MUAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.... If you did guess it was D. None of the Above. I R WIN

My Blog

Drunk and going to wal-mart.

Ok why do I always do this, get shit faced and then go to walmart and spend over 100 dollars a pop...I mean on what, easycheese, ritz crackers, movies, fruity pebbles.  GOD I mean, why must I do ...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

I work 2 jobs in the mornin. I work to jobs at nite.

Ok before I start this one I just want to say before I started working 2 jobs, I was always bored and I went out a lot, cause having 3 days off a week was like a vacation from the "STAR", where I work...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST

Stress.. What a bitch

You know, I am so stressed right now, I cant even type right.. I dont know how many times ive gone over a word and not had to backspace on the damn thing.  Well 1more week and i'll be in Japan. W...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

I love my bar

Ok first and foremost, the bar/casino I work in is crazy.  Not only are the people nuts, and want everything known to man/woman for them(anything from food, to the jewel of the nile), to the empl...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

I hate cleaning

Cleaning of anykind, I dont care who you are, sucks my nuts. Sorry, I said it, it just does.  But on the other hand at least the end product of cleaning is a /cough, clean house, or in my case ap...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST

Driving in the rain sucks my nuts

So, like drove back to my home town of Red Oak to do some taxes, and it had to be the most shitty of the shit days to drive, cause of the stupid fog, drizzle, people, and deer, all being out when Im o...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:48:00 PST

Drinking with satan

I have just realized something.  That when people want you to go out and have a beer with them, and they say "meet us at the bar as fast as you can" they mean warp thur time and get there 2 days ...
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:32:00 PST

Cheese.... the other white meat.

Why when you eat celery, does it have to be stringy?  Why I ask... thats about all I have. sorry.. drunk and not wanting to think atm.  Later
Posted by PBR LoVeR on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:42:00 PST