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~*Jess*~

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About Me

Hi, I'm Jess, don't ever call me Jessica unless you're American and don't know any better and don't EVER call me Jessie - just don't!!! Now that's out of the way, I'm really quite a nice person. I come from Hamilton, or Hamihole as its affectionately called by gay city people who don't get that Hamilton is the best fuckin town in the whole world!! But yeah, I'm in the city most of the year at uni which is also crap and shit cuz i miss bein in H-town with my friends so badly and I have the best ever boyfriend Gus living here now who I'm gonna miss so much when I go back. But uni is ok I guess. And my college friends in Melb are sick-ass puppies who rock the socks off my jocks so it all evens out! I'm not a whinge all the time, I swear. Um what else...I love to dance, I love to talk, I love coffee, I love rowing, I love my dogs and there's nothing more important in my life than my close friends...you know who you are. I'm loyal as fuck so don't bitch too much about my mates to me, if I think they have a right to know that someone's dissing them then I'll tell them. Having said that, I'm good at keeping a secret if you ask me to, cuz I hate people blabbing mine and I know how it feels. I love to gossip. I hate my nose. The slideshow below this is of pics of some of my bestest buddies...they are seriously fucking champs. They're the ones you don't diss in front of me! :P Anyway I think if you wanna know more you should come up and talk to me! xxxxThe Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Bluebabe
Hair Color:: Browwwn
Height:: just under 6 foot
Favorite Color:: bluey green stuff, i dunno
Screen Name:: Jess..?!
Favorite Band:: Foo Fighters
Favorite Movie:: Jackass haha or Hook...I'm a little kid at heart
Favorite Show:: House or The Amazing Race
Your Car:: dont have one...yet. buhahaa
Your Hometown:: Hamiton woo!!
Your Present Town:: Hamilton
Your Crushes First Name:: Gus lol
Your Grade:: 2nd yr uni
Your Style:: average...pfft i dunno?!
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: no its pretty damn slanty
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes...and a lot more! ;) gotta love rain
Danced in a public place?: fuck yes!
Smiled for no reason?: haha yeah all the time
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes! comes from hanging around Stina
Peed your pants after age 8?: haha no but Val has!
Written a song?: yes, it wasn't great..lol
Sang to someone for no reason?: yep, always puts a smile on someone's dial, trust me!
Performed on a stage?: yeah, nearly shit myself!
Talked to someone you don't know?: mmm that freak on the tram...*shudder*
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yeah of course, some people need a nudge
Made out in a theatre?: haha no
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: dont think so...!
Been in love?: doesn't really come easily for moi
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: my bro, all bleary eyed this morning
Tell you, I love you?: um Mum, lol how sad
Kiss you?: Gus
Hug you?: Gus
Tell you BYE?: Mum and Dad
Write you a note?: Probably tessa in uni class haha
Take your photo?: Stina when we went skiing with the boys the other day
Call your cell phone?: Er Mum
Buy you something?: Stina!! cheers mate
Go with you to the movies?: um Han, Cam, Mcbain, Tom, Stuey
Sing to you?: Gus at the attic haha
Write a poem about you?: Dave Niproski hehe
Text message you?: Nick and Stina
Touch you?: lol I guess Gus..!?
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Last night at Nick's msg
Time you cried?: 2 nights ago..long story
Movie you watched?: Legally Blonde, haha busted!
Joke you told?: my Superman joke at the Hamilton Halloween party
Song you've sang?: "Say It Right" - Nelly Furtado
Time you've looked at the clock?: just then haha
Drink you've had?: coffee
Number you've dialed?: Stina's
Book you've read?: fuck knows..!
Food you've eaten?: nothing yet
Flavor of gum chewed?: peppermint!?
Shoes you've worn?: thongs
Store you've been in?: umm does the supermarket count?
Thing you've said?: "Let the dogs out" haha
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: sort of...bit shaky with the right
Whistle?: yis not very well
Blow a bubble?: yep
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: yes indeed
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no, I'm a faaaaaiilure!!
Dance?: sort of haha
Gleek?: what the fuck?!
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes, I'm part of the Sunrise Team of me, George and Glenn...of course I have!!
Speak a different language?: oui
Impersonate someone?: haha i can impersonate Foghorn Leghorn and almost every character off Little Britain
Prank call people?: hehe...sorry Glenn
Make a card pyramid?: yeah during the O Week Opening Ceremony! haha
Cook anything?: yes lots of things
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: duck, I'd squeal while they plucked
I wish ...: i was skinnier...but meh, watcha gonna do
So many people don't know that ...: I'm not a snobby principal's daughter!
I am ...: who I am, so fuck yez
My heart is ...: as big as the ocean :D
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My Interests

Dancing..Drinking (lots)..Driving..Walking my dogs...Rum...Omelettes, especially ones made on a hangover...Rowing...Giving massages...Getting massages... Straight hair...Radio...Sleeping...Mates...Roast Chicken (with rum)...The Cladmate Song...Being in Hamilton...B&S's...Sex in the rain...Gigs...Men with tats...The sound of velcro...People who make a good first impression...Rain...Cows...Vodka...and Gus :)

I'd like to meet:

**DAVE GROHL**most of all...I'm in love. Also Hugh Laurie, Liam Neeson, Sean Bean, Eric Bana, Russel Crowe, Jim Carrey, Harry Conick Jr, any of the boys from the Jackass crew, Kate Winslet, Suffa MC from the Hilltop Hoods, Brett Kirk and Barry Hall from the Sydney Swans, Andrew Stockdale or that really hot guy Tom in my literature tutorial at Uni....also the person who made this:


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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Foo Fighters are faves, no competition. However followed closely by Hilltop Hoods, Silverchair, Radiohead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and The Living End

Movies:

Cinderella Man, School of Rock, The Butterfly Effect, Thank-you for Smoking, Jackass 1 and 2, Silence of the Lambs, basically anything with Jack Black or Jim Carrey

Television:

HOUSE IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!! I also like watching these guys (mwah ha haaa...):

My Blog

two step baby

Two Names You Go By:Jess, mate?...Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:Boxers, Gus's tshirtTwo Things You Want/Have in a Relationship:To be comfortable in each others presence and to have respectTwo o...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Random shit...feck I'm bored

Out of all your mates / pick ups who has / is the best;Best Kiss: Gus :)Best Legs: Stina or Crockford...mm...heheBest Abs: um...Knackers Best smile: Gus or Goldie or Sammy LeslieBest Teeth: mmm...KT...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

I....(edited)

The "I" Survey I Live: in the best residential College in the world, Queens College I Work: occasionally...heh I Talk: alllllll the time. blah blah blah I Wish: I didn't spend most of the yr in m...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

mmmm

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?Gus 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?Maybe, if I wasn't such an air-head3. Where were you 30 min ago?Asleep4. Do you drink milk out of...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

Drinks...edited :P

1. When was the last time you drank?Sat night at the Lake Bolac B&S which WENT OFF!!2. Who was the last person you drank with?Stina, Gus, Trav, Nemol, Amy, Nick, Macca, Botts etc3. What is your fa...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST