baseball, Makers Mark, candy bars, Caledonia Mahogany's Elbows... and other assorted green things.
Maxine Greene, Pete Gray, Jack McDuff, Archimedes, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Kilgore Trout, Louise Rosenblatt, Ty Webb, Harrison Bergeron, Jonathan Swift, Lao Tzu, and the king of all Sir Duke.
The man in the street, draggin' his feet, don't wanna hear the bad news. Imagine your face, there in his place, standing inside his brown shoes. You do his nine to five, drag yourself home half alive, and there on the screen: A man with a dream... I heard it was you talkin' 'bout a world where all is free, it just couldn't be And only a fool would say that
"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on it to the person you're with? 'Yeah... I'm not gonna see that movie. I'm gonna wait for that on VIDEO.' I mean when you think about it, it's just a commercial for the movie. You know, you never sit at home watching tv-- "Yeah... I'm not buying that cereal. I don't like cereals with raisins in 'em. ...What's your take on that commercial? Where you goin'?" Jim Gaffigan
don't watch television... wait, is there a baseball game on?
Slapstick - Kurt Vonnegut. The Gashleycrumb Tinies - Edward Gorey. Raise High the Roofbeams and Seymour, an Introduction - J.D. Salinger. Cruel Shoes - Steve Martin. I'm a Stranger Here Myself - Ogden Nash.
Philly Cheesesteak or Meatball and Pepperoni smothered with Marinara and Mozzerella.