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About Me

Well, first I just want to say that I am not here to meet guys...or girls. The main reason is because I don't know what gender I am and whenever I touch people they usually, no, actually they always die. But I am a relatively nice guy. I enjoy my job, but I live for the weekend as much as any other person, though. I am really religious, and I have had several near-death experiences. A lot of people think that I am not the best guy to be around, but nobody knows that I am a great conversationalist over the phone and the computer. Like I always say "I can't kill you if I can't touch you with my scythe!".

My Interests

Killing people.....watching people die.....helping people pass away....taking the life from people.....stealing their souls......home decoration

I'd like to meet:

Not to be conceited but I will meet every single person on the face of the earth one day, but there are two people who I haven't met yet that I would love to meet - Enoch and Elijah.....don't ask me, I don't know what happened.

Music:

None whatsoever....music brings happiness....I bring death.....although the Carpenters weren't bad

Movies:

Field of Dreams....Hannibal....Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure (I was in that one!!)....Friday the 13th.....Psycho.....Babes and Toyland...

Television:

Actually, my tv just died last week...tried to fix it, but, well, you know

Books:

Chicken soup for the Grim Reaper's Soul (if they have one)

Heroes:

Satan and his minions....I love those guys so much I'd kill to be with them....

My Blog

Tough nite last nite...

Well, last night was a tough one. Sometimes this job gets really emotional. Basically, I went to go kill an old man, right? And apparently he turned out to be a fighter, right? ...
Posted by Death on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:44:00 PST