Jesse

I'm a flirt. I like naps. I'm addicted to coffee, cigarettes, and alcohol. I'm one of, if not the funniest people on EARTH. I'm modest. I’m agile. I like to climb trees. I'm sarcastic. I'm sassy. I'm spiteful. I’m speculative. I’m sensitive. I like swings. I’m mean. I have a demeanor, but not a misdemeanor. I like clean socks. I dress up in costumes more than I do for Halloween. Unless you consider a spatchula a costume... I did. I've always wanted rocket skates. I like chocolate milk, but I used to love apple juice. I don't use gloves or umbrellas... for some reason... Ohhh, and I'm selfish. But mostly, I’m good in bed. If I made a lot of money, I'd give it all away. If my brain comprehended everything I knew, I think I'd die. I like when bad things happen to people I don't like. I love when good things happen to people I love.