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Keysera Soze

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About Me

I want to go to Greece some day to go siteseeing...Greek guys are hot. So are Italian guys, I'd like to go to Italy also. Puerto Rican guys...you get the point. Basically... Guys with dark hair make great eye candy (In my opinion). My husband knows about my weakness...I don't act on it so It's all good.If I tried to "Add you as a *friend" it's because I actually read your whole profile and found something in common with you, Like we went to school together, I know you personally, I liked your sarcasm, or I found you intellectually stimulating. I may also have thought your picture was wacked and wanted all my friends to see it too, and lastly, I may have enjoyed looking at your exquisitely sculptured abs...You'll probably know which category you fit into.I like comments...If you never give me any..What good are you as a "friend" on MySpace...Afterall, isn't this somewhat of a popularity contest to see who can get the most friends? ;)A little about me...I am a former deputy sheriff, substitute elementery teacher, CBS news reporter, day care worker, bartender, restaurant hostess, etc...I love animals...a lot...Especially apes, monkeys, dogs, and cockatoos & african gray parrots (...can they be categorized as animals?) I wanted to be a vetrinarian when I was younger, then a zoologist, then decided being a corrections officer was close enough. When I started fantasizing about becoming a librarian, I knew it was time to stop being a corrections officer.I believe I was a racecar driver in a past life Alone
(1830)
by Edgar Allan Poe
(1809-1849)
***
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were — I have not seen
As others saw — I could not bring
My passions from a common spring —
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow — I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone
And all I loved — I loved alone
Then — in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life — was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still
From the torrent, or the fountain
From the red cliff of the mountain
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by
From the thunder and the storm
And the cloud that took the form
When the rest of Heaven was blue
Of a demon in my view.

My Interests

traveling (especially back to Brooklyn every year to cure my homesickness), psychology, sociology, reality TV, documentary fanatic, criminolgy/True Crime, Writing, Dream analysis, Looking up symptoms of mental illness' cause you just never know, Finding Ex's on the internet, World domination--Not necessarily in that order

I'd like to meet:

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach...He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with..and so would mother Theresa, rest her soul. along with Sylvia Brown, Karl Jung, Edgar A. Poe, I have this thing for religious/psychic/psychological/poetic and/or dead people it seemsThat man from Publishers Clearing House...On my doorstep Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow...Mark TwainWhat I do today is important, I exchange a day of my life for it!Think about it... In the 60's ,people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normalA person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds--Chinese proverbI've got a Perfect Body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smellNever hold your farts in...they travel up your spine into your brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from.I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are...Anais Nin

Music:

The Offspring, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Barry Manilow, Information Society, Bob Marley, The Eagles, Edwin McCain, Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack, Ludacris, Erasure, K7, Missy Elliot, Elton John, James Taylor, Yaz, Styx, Depeche Mode, Lit, Madonna, Michael Buble, Simple Plan, Little River Band, Kermit the Frog, Melissa Etheridge, The Cure, Iggy Pop, Five For Fighting, Ofra Haza, Queen, Billy Joel, Soggy Bottom Boys, CAKE, Rockell, Tonic, Meatloaf, Just to name a few... I ALSO LOVE all the 80's Club/Dance singers...TKA, Cynthia, Will to Power, Judy Torres, Stevie B, Alisha, Corina, Coro, GT, Genuine Parts, Giggles, Latin Rascals, Linear, Maribel, Monet, Noel, Paris by Air, Snap!, Shannon, Lisa Lisa, Debbie Deb, Johnny O, Lil' Suzy, Expose, Company B, The Cover Girls, Nu Shooz, Lisette Melendez, Trinere, George Lamond, Nayobe, Nice & Wild, Soave, Sa-Fire, Strafe, Freeeze, Sweet Sensation, C-Bank, Nolan Thomas, Jenny Burton, Nocera, Amoretto, Joyce Simms, Stacey Q, Pretty Poison, Timmy T, Jellybean, India, Jocelyn Enriquez, Angelina, Jossette, Planet Soul, Hanson & Davis, Dhar Braxton, Lydia Lee Love, & More, Samantha Fox, Nancy Martinez, Wish, Val Young, Brenda K. Starr, Pajama Party, LNR, Bomb the Bass, Aleem, Denise Lopez, Candi, Concept of One, 2 in a Room, Tolga, Trilogy, Sandee, Fascination, Tiana, Laissez Faire, Lina Santiago, D'Zyre, T.P.E., Two Without Hats, Shana, Tonasia, FFWD, Raiana Paige, Body & Style, Jay Novelle, Joey Kidd, Eileen Flores, Voice in Fashion, Regina, Yvonne, Promise Circle, The Rios Sisters, Marshall "Rock" Jones, Basically, All of the entire Mic-Mac recording artists from the 80's.etc. ...The list goes on and on and on.

Movies:

I love movies...SOME are: Garden State, Forrest Gump, Schindlers List, The Exorcist, The Green Mile, Beaches, A Beautiful Mind, I am Sam, Simon Birch, My Dog Skip, Liar Liar, Rocky (All 'Em), Blow, Casino, A Bronx Tale, Cider House Rules, Mad Love, Single White Female, Jungle Fever, The Color Purple, Fight Club, Do the Right Thing, The Joy Luck Club, Not Without My Daughter, Patch Adams, One Flew Over the CooCoo's Nest, The Shining, The Godfather Series, The Seventh Sign, The Emporer's Club, Gangs of New York, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, Tough Guys, Stranger Among Us, Saturday Night Fever, Armageddon, Misery, Silence of the Lambs (Plus sequals), Gorillas in the Midst, Outbreak, The Stand, If These Walls Could Talk, 29th Street, Kalifornia, Pacific Heights, The Shawshank Redemption, All the 80's John Hughs Movies...ETC... AND... Anything my sister is in, or that my brother is involved with ;

Television:

I also love TV (If I'm not going to school or working): Inked, Fear Factor, Cops, Will & Grace, Animal Precinct, Cold Case, Almost Home, Ghost Whisperer, The "L" Word, Leap Years, True Life, Real World - Road Rules, Neat, Oprah, Montel, The Ellen DeGenerres Show, Dr. Phil, The Dog Whisperer, Overhaulin', Pimp My Ride, The Late Show with David Letterman, Mystery Diagnosis, Mad Mad House, Joe Shmo Show reruns, Nip/Tuck*, Independent Lens (LPB/PBS), Inside the Actors Studio, Blow out, Rescue Me, Worlds Apart, Taboo, Queer As Folk, Celebrity Fit Club, The Flavor of Love, Celebrity Poker on Bravo, Survivorman, How Clean is Your House? Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, The Weather Channel, Superhomes, Clean Sweep, Jeopardy, Who wants to Be a Millionair, Deal or no Deal, House Hunters, Seinfeld, Understanding (PBS), Bob Ross rerun, Growing up Gotti, CNN, HLN, The Biggest Loser, The Amazing Race, X-Play, CSI NY, Survivor, Next, American Chopper, Boiling Point. Trauma: Life & Death in the ER, Medium, American Idol, CSI, Intervention, Law & Order CI/SVU, Close to Home, King of Queens, Monk, DeGrassi.I am also a documentary fanatic, especially when it pertains to serial killers, or true Crime Stories...I wanted to be an FBI agent when I grew up (You know, back in the olden days...Before I realized there was a greater plan for my amusement). I really like documentaries about people with disorders, people in prison, or unique attributes, like having two heads, being pierced 847 times, or weighing a ton.

Books:

Non Fiction, True Crime junky, The last books I read were Summer Sisters, by Judy Blume, and Furnace by Muriel Gray. I'm also a big Jack Olsen and Anne Rule fan. OH...AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE...Leo Buscaglia...He's my Idol.

Heroes:

Roast Beef with lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper, and mayo.

My Blog

Understandingofothersandselfism

Understandingofothersandselfism   It is nine in the morning on a clear, brisk, fall day; you get your newspaper and morning coffee.  You count your blessings because your perfect children an...
Posted by Keysera Soze on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

Where Angels Dwell

 Go unto your own way, where angels dwell and problems cease, where rest can now confine you.  The perplexity of life, you've known and yet didn't know the value of living.  How sad is ...
Posted by Keysera Soze on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST