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~69~Cris the Pirate~69~

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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com Salutations,and hi to all u stupid ppl,Im cris.I am 20 years old and i live in goodlettsville,tn(a.k.a.=bumfuck ,nowhere).I love music cars, " , girls,hockey,paintball,Fairies, ,snowboarding, xbox, , ,(fuck playstaion2),sleeping,drawing,kissing in the rain,racing,sex,drinking(and i dont mean koolade), , tattoos,giving back-rubs,pissing off authority figures, girls w/ short red hair,stealing,cunnilingus ,black ,and alot of similar things.I dont have a drinking problem, ive pretty much have it figured out. My favorite beer is an open one, and i know when ive had too much when i run out!Im a tattoo artist, which is my life aspiration to be one, .. ,.Im currently in the process of getting a giant scorpion on my back that starts on my neck and goes to the bottom of my knee.I HATE ppl who tell me that tattoos are ugly and try to convince me of getting no more....to all of them FUCK YOU DONT TALK TO ME!!!!o all the rest....hey howya doin?!?!?Im usually an easy going guy,.....but cross me and ill...probly go take a nap., ,I do hate it when girls feel bad,so all u depressed girls out there who have nothing to live for......cut it out!I HATE BLONDE-HAIRED,BIG-BREASTED PIECES OF TANNED SHIT GIRLS WHO WEAR EXTREMELY BRIGHT COLORS AND GET UP EARLY JUST TO PUT 20lbs OF MAKE-UP ON TO IMPRESS PPL THEY AREN'T EVEN GUNNA TALK TO....FUCK ALL OF U TYPES!!!!Also, you people who expect me to friend you without even talking to me?? I wont add any1 i dont know, or at least have talked to so unless you are just drop-dead-gorgeous, or have short red hair, e-mail me b4 you ask me to friend you!!Why do guys have to make the first move? I wish there were some more assertive type girls out there, who aren't afraid to be sexie, and know what they want. BE MORE ASSERTIVE LADIES!! I would do anything if i could keep just 1 girl happy forever,Maybe 1 day i will find her..............
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723
Height:: 5'10''
Weight:: buck 40
Right or left-handed:: Righty tighty
Heritage:: ???canadian/texan???
Are you in love?:: hopefully
How do you alleviate stress?:: Violence
Do you swear?:: Fuck, shit-ass, cunt! FUCK NO!!
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: TATTOO ARTIST (for suicide girls)
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Hockey
What was your first car?:: Not important...3000GT
What kind of car do you have now?:: Stealth
Were you popular in high school?:: eh, i dunno i didnt really go...
Do you like thunderstorms?:: yep
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: hopefully its full of rum!
Best places you have ever been?:: Toronto
Favorite food?:: Alot
Least favorite food?:: Fish, things that are too spicy
What type of music do you dislike most?:: Rap, Country
Do you take illegal drugs?:: Nope
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Yep
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Thought i was....
Are you a risk taker?:: Hehe, 136 bones-a-broken, you tell me!
What do you think about most?:: tattoos
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: nope
Have you ever been to jail?:: yep...FUCK YOU!!!
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: sun blockers
Hugs or kisses?:: both
Living arrangements?:: yes?
What is your bedtime?:: whenever i pass-out
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: commando
Piercings/tattoos?:: hehehe...none! lol
Biggest pet peeve?:: stupid ppl
I have low tolerance for people who:: are stupid
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: yep
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: yep
Can you handle the truth?:: huh?
Hair color?:: red/black (usually)
What are you afraid of?:: boybands, dying alone
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: yep, means something
Friend you've had the longest?:: shane
Early bird or night owl?:: both
Best advice you've ever received?:: Fuck Off!!
Favorite quote?:: To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Favorite type of music?:: Rock, System of a down!!!
Biggest weakness?:: Pretty things, girls w/ short red hair
Biggest fear?:: Bees?
Are you close to your parents?:: nope
Any brothers or sisters?:: 1/2
Have a religion?:: agnostic
Views on politics?:: System of a down and rage against tha machine RULE...oh, FUCK BUSH!!!
Worst habits?:: sleeps alot
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: Own a tattoo shop/ tattoo a suicide girl
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me this question.
Are you laid back or high strung?:: Laid
Do you like to try new things?:: yep
Is family important to you?:: eh...douche-bags!
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: fuck you!
Have you ever been engaged?:: in sexual intercourse!
Favorite places you've been?:: TORONTO CANADA
Are you a procrastinator?:: ill answer this one later
Fly or drive?:: DRIVE
Favorite pasttime?:: sex, sleeping, picking on midgets.
Longest relationship?:: 1 yr 9 months
Biggest mistake?:: Not being w/ Jess that night.............
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: Shit on principal's car, while in school
Like to party?:: YEP
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: Absinthe and Sailor Jerry!
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: Eh...both
Like kids?:: Yep
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: Dyed/short
Body type?:: slim
Personality?:: smart/ laid back
Style of clothing?:: punk goth
Do they have to be popular?:: eh,
Turn-on?:: tatts, piercings
Long hair or short?:: Duh, Short
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My Interests

, ,Piracy., ,I am the modern day pirate,the pirate from which all pirates are drawn. I steal from the over-abundant and will continue untill all forms of money and currancy are done away with. Money is the source of all trouble and untill its abolished............we can never be free. So steal everything. Live Fast, and Die Pretty. Live life,no regrets...PoTaYToeS!!!I think my friend D.J. said it best when he said,"S.I.N.G.L.E.=Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday"-d.j"U shouldnt abide by the laws of todays society,because u were not consulted when the god damned laws were made"-R.R. embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true"http://pyrollama69.myphotoalbum.com/

I'd like to meet:

Dave Navarro,System of a Down and so many of the suicide girls,but mainly..jetta,elara,katie stina and develyn.ummm....squirt But in reality a short girl w/ short red hair,bout' 100lbs,petite, small boobs, gothic or punk style, free spirited, tattoos, pierced lip& nipples, who likes, drinking, sex,exhibitionism, snowboarding,halo2, cunnilingus(especialy cunnilingus), paintball, sleeping&cuddling, and having a romantic boyfriend who loves to spoil her........................ ...but im not picky!!HeHeHeAnd myself in 20 years...you know to see if I am alive and well....This is the new shit!!! The infamous BLACK LITE INK!!!I did this one on Amber I did this one on Austin I did this one on TonyAnd I did this one on Tommy.
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Music:

SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!!!!!! ...rage agaist the machine, Rammstien, ,deftones,story of the year,rob zombie,kittie(only their older stuff,w/ talena atfield,WE MISS YOU TALENA& FALLON!!).killswitch,sevendust,thrice, slipknot, korn, zztop, mushroomhead, , mudvayne, black sabbath, blink 182, A perfect Circle,AFI,AC/DC, Adema, Alien Ant Farm, All American Rejects, Andrew W.K., Atomic Kitten, Audioslave, Authority Zero, Beck, Black Eyed Peas, Black Lable Society, Black Sabbath, Chevelle, , Cars, Cher, The Clash, Coal Chamber, Cold, The Cure, Danzig, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Die Trying, the Doors, Enigma, Evanescence, Evansblue, Everclear, Everlast, the Exies, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Gorrillaz, Godsmack, , Hoobastank, Hole, Jane's Addiction, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Kid Rock, Korn, Kittie, Kiss, Avril Lavigne, Lost Prophets, Live, Lit, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Machinehead, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Mudvayne, Alanis Morissette, New Found Glory, No Doubt, Opeth, Otep, Offspring, Ozzy, Orgy, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Pink, Prodigy, Prince, Primus, Queen, Ramones,Rob Zombie,Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Saliva, Seether, Sevendust, Sex Pistols, Slipknot, Sum41, Sugarcult, Sublime, , Stone Temple Pilots, Staind, T.A.T.U., Taproot, Trapt, Tool, Velvet Revolver, Yellowcard, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 311, 3 doors down, and some more but i can't think right now. TAH!

Movies:

Dark,gothic,vampire movies or anything w/ gore! Or anything that depicts women as strong sexy individuals who know who they are and what they what!...house of 1000,from dusk till dawn,saw,hostel,domino.
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Television:

Futurama,Simpsons,Family Guy,CSI,Happy tree friends and friends,or whutever holds my attention.

Books:

Iterview w/ a vampire,Kama Sutra tales vol.s 1-15 not 12.Queen of the damned,and fight club.books is fer all dem school learnins,an' we don presheate dat round heer....lol

Heroes:

Keely Watson, , for being one of the only girls in a "guys" sport.Kat Von D., , Dave Navarro, , no real reason just becuz hes gorgeous.Sully Erna...same reason.Seth Green,Jaromir Jagr, , Brad Pitt...Fight Club.Johny Depp.Elara,Jetta,Katie,Develyn,and Stina...luv u girls.
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My Blog

I've been robbed.

Ive been robbed. Someone stole everything. My posters, my bed, my snowboard, my luggage, my clothes, my decorations, my trophies, my fairies, my paintball guns/ equptment, my hockey gear.....everythin...
Posted by ~69~Cris the Pirate~69~ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

Mean People Suck

Ok, i just gotta new computer and wireless internet so i can FINALLY be on here more often. I miss all my friends and love you all. So feel free to write me now! Also, I have MSN-instant message now, ...
Posted by ~69~Cris the Pirate~69~ on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST