Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com Salutations,and hi to all u stupid ppl,Im cris.I am 20 years old and i live in goodlettsville,tn(a.k.a.=bumfuck ,nowhere).I love music cars, " , girls,hockey,paintball,Fairies, ,snowboarding, xbox, , ,(fuck playstaion2),sleeping,drawing,kissing in the rain,racing,sex,drinking(and i dont mean koolade), , tattoos,giving back-rubs,pissing off authority figures, girls w/ short red hair,stealing,cunnilingus ,black ,and alot of similar things.I dont have a drinking problem, ive pretty much have it figured out. My favorite beer is an open one, and i know when ive had too much when i run out!Im a tattoo artist, which is my life aspiration to be one, .. ,.Im currently in the process of getting a giant scorpion on my back that starts on my neck and goes to the bottom of my knee.I HATE ppl who tell me that tattoos are ugly and try to convince me of getting no more....to all of them FUCK YOU DONT TALK TO ME!!!!o all the rest....hey howya doin?!?!?Im usually an easy going guy,.....but cross me and ill...probly go take a nap., ,I do hate it when girls feel bad,so all u depressed girls out there who have nothing to live for......cut it out!I HATE BLONDE-HAIRED,BIG-BREASTED PIECES OF TANNED SHIT GIRLS WHO WEAR EXTREMELY BRIGHT COLORS AND GET UP EARLY JUST TO PUT 20lbs OF MAKE-UP ON TO IMPRESS PPL THEY AREN'T EVEN GUNNA TALK TO....FUCK ALL OF U TYPES!!!!Also, you people who expect me to friend you without even talking to me?? I wont add any1 i dont know, or at least have talked to so unless you are just drop-dead-gorgeous, or have short red hair, e-mail me b4 you ask me to friend you!!Why do guys have to make the first move? I wish there were some more assertive type girls out there, who aren't afraid to be sexie, and know what they want. BE MORE ASSERTIVE LADIES!! I would do anything if i could keep just 1 girl happy forever,Maybe 1 day i will find her..............
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723
Height:: 5'10''
Weight:: buck 40
Right or left-handed:: Righty tighty
Heritage:: ???canadian/texan???
Are you in love?:: hopefully
How do you alleviate stress?:: Violence
Do you swear?:: Fuck, shit-ass, cunt! FUCK NO!!
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: TATTOO ARTIST (for suicide girls)
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Hockey
What was your first car?:: Not important...3000GT
What kind of car do you have now?:: Stealth
Were you popular in high school?:: eh, i dunno i didnt really go...
Do you like thunderstorms?:: yep
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: hopefully its full of rum!
Best places you have ever been?:: Toronto
Favorite food?:: Alot
Least favorite food?:: Fish, things that are too spicy
What type of music do you dislike most?:: Rap, Country
Do you take illegal drugs?:: Nope
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Yep
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Thought i was....
Are you a risk taker?:: Hehe, 136 bones-a-broken, you tell me!
What do you think about most?:: tattoos
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: nope
Have you ever been to jail?:: yep...FUCK YOU!!!
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: sun blockers
Hugs or kisses?:: both
Living arrangements?:: yes?
What is your bedtime?:: whenever i pass-out
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: commando
Piercings/tattoos?:: hehehe...none! lol
Biggest pet peeve?:: stupid ppl
I have low tolerance for people who:: are stupid
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: yep
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: yep
Can you handle the truth?:: huh?
Hair color?:: red/black (usually)
What are you afraid of?:: boybands, dying alone
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: yep, means something
Friend you've had the longest?:: shane
Early bird or night owl?:: both
Best advice you've ever received?:: Fuck Off!!
Favorite quote?:: To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Favorite type of music?:: Rock, System of a down!!!
Biggest weakness?:: Pretty things, girls w/ short red hair
Biggest fear?:: Bees?
Are you close to your parents?:: nope
Any brothers or sisters?:: 1/2
Have a religion?:: agnostic
Views on politics?:: System of a down and rage against tha machine RULE...oh, FUCK BUSH!!!
Worst habits?:: sleeps alot
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: Own a tattoo shop/ tattoo a suicide girl
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me this question.
Are you laid back or high strung?:: Laid
Do you like to try new things?:: yep
Is family important to you?:: eh...douche-bags!
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: fuck you!
Have you ever been engaged?:: in sexual intercourse!
Favorite places you've been?:: TORONTO CANADA
Are you a procrastinator?:: ill answer this one later
Fly or drive?:: DRIVE
Favorite pasttime?:: sex, sleeping, picking on midgets.
Longest relationship?:: 1 yr 9 months
Biggest mistake?:: Not being w/ Jess that night.............
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: Shit on principal's car, while in school
Like to party?:: YEP
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: Absinthe and Sailor Jerry!
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: Eh...both
Like kids?:: Yep
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: Dyed/short
Body type?:: slim
Personality?:: smart/ laid back
Style of clothing?:: punk goth
Do they have to be popular?:: eh,
Turn-on?:: tatts, piercings
Long hair or short?:: Duh, Short
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