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Dash Ambrose

Dash Ambrose: Working at the Woolworths

About Me

Dash Ambrose is a band.
Sometimes called Dash, or DA, or awesome, Dash Ambrose lights up the stage with a harnessed unpredictability.
The third person stuff stops here.
We are an acoustic comedy band, playing songs to entertain and amuse. We don’t want world domination, we would be happy with a quarter acre section with a nice vege garden.
By not playing very many shows, we have become somewhat of a cult figure (but not really) like Where’s Wally. It is always exciting when we actually do get around to putting on a show, the people seem to love it. When hearing of a show, one person actually said “that is the best news I’ve heard all day”.
With songs that range from riding elevators to battles between mythical beasts, we are rarely uninteresting.
Keep an ear to the ground and listen out for the buzz of an upcoming Dash Ambrose gig.

My Interests

We are interested in music, and making people laugh.
None of this making the world a better place nonsense, we're just in it for the laughs.
However if we do inadvertantly make the world a better place, then awesome.

I'd like to meet:

We enjoy the company of people. Meeting them, talking with them, listening intently to them while gently nodding our heads. We empathise while we socialise.

Music:

Dash Ambrose (ha! how arrogant)
Music is food for the soul, and we are salted peanuts. There may be too much metaphor on this page...

Movies:

Brendon likes black comedies (not like Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy, but the kind that are more depressing than funny).
Dave is a fan of stupid comedies (not like comedies that aren't funny, but the type with comedy you don't really have to think about).

Heroes:

James Dean
Jesus
Johnny Cash
not necessarily in that order.
But mostly Turbo from Breakin'

My Blog

New Clip + Clean Comedy Show Review.

4 shows down, 1 to go. It's a mixed emotional bag; an apple of happy, a pear of sadness, a banana of tired, a tangerine of euphoria. So far the shows have been going great. In fact I have decided to r...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:51:00 PST

Sun Burned-Out With Milo.

It is currently 22:19 and I am on my 3rd cup of Milo in as many hours. I'm trying to stay awake because I am at work, and if I fall asleep there is no one here to wake me up, and I have to make the te...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:32:00 PST

YouTube!

Dash Ambrose is taking a stand! We’ve had it up to here, and we just can’t take it anymore. We will raise up with fists and we will we will rock you. Hard. Or not, it’s up to yo...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:06:00 PST

Wellington Fringe Review

Reviw in both senses of the word. Our trip, in review, was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed Wellington, the people, the culture, the walking (so much walking!). Everybody was really cool, with the excep...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

the inevitable pre show blog: version Wellington.

Hello! kisses and hugs on VD. oh such a sweet sweet time. Aren't happy people just wonderful? Yes, they are indeed. Holding hands giving flowers, talking and really really listening to what the other ...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:54:00 PST

disturbing times...

Hello MySpace, it's been awhile. I'm sorry for ignoring you and treating you poorly, but I can change, honest. Instead I've been on FaceBook, if you can find me you should add me. Also join the group ...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:52:00 PST

Preview Show at the Clean Comedy Show

This months Clean Comedy Show is going to be special. And I'm not talking special like people with intellectual disabilities, I'm talking special as in somethings going to happen that maybe shouldn't ...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:55:00 PST

go to this site, feed your mind and hungry people.

I'm pretty sure this is legit, bet even if it's not, it's good to learn some new words. http://www.freerice.com/index.php Go to the site and for every word you know the definition of, they give 10 gra...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

holy morals batman!

Man it's been too long. The last time I wrote anything on here the world was a different place; Jim Bolger was Prime Minister, Pio was the best thing on TV and I was a spritely 8 year old with dr...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

multi-choice and september

I have the power of... A: an Anteater attacking antsB: 3 large German gentlemenC: foamD: you +1 I feel like a sack of... A: vitamin enriched cookiesB: broken-hearted girls tearsC: paper-cuts and alibi...
Posted by Dash Ambrose on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST