I am what I do...I am what I've done...and I'm sorry
A nice girl to talk to, care for, cook dinner for, tuck into bed every night, kiss first thing every morning, tell her how much she means to me, then hand her the penis beauty cream for immediate application.
Faith no More
Mr. Bungle
Fantomas
Tomahawk
Peeping Tom
Lovage
Kaada/Patton
Gen. Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners
Burn the Priest
Lamb of God
Halo of Locusts
Byzantine
The Burt Reynolds Death Metal Experiment
Mechanical Failure
TOOL
A Perfect Circle
Primus
Mastodon
Opeth
Suffocation
Cephalic Carnage
Pig Destroyer
Cattle Decapitation
Today is the Day
Carcass
Origin
Beneath the Massacre
Necrophagist
Misery Index
Circle of Dead Children
Regurgitate
Decapitated
Napalm Death
Job for a Cowboy
Agorophobic Nosebleed
Bloodbath
Aborted
Hate Eternal
Dying Fetus
Skinless
See You Next Tuesday
God Among Insects
Jigsore Terror
Gorey Gibbler
Cadaveryne
Queens of the Stone Age
Kyuss
Eagles of Death Metal
Demiricous
Gojira
Meshuggah
Cannibas Corpse
Lair of the Minotaur
Goatwhore
Death
Neurosis
The Dillinger Escape Plan
PsyOpus
The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Killwhitneydead
Final Drive
13 Days
Vampire Mooose
All Will Fall
None so Vile
Ordained Genocide
3 Headed Moses
Nirvana
Alice in Chains
Soundgarden
Megadeth
Snot
Ministry
Anthrax
nine inch nails
Hank III
System of a Down
Static-X
Stone Temple Pilots
Led Zeppelin
Dysrhythmia
Beastie Boys
Umphrey's McGee
Tenacious D
The Melvins
John Zorn
Corntooth
The Beatles
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Cake
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Violent Femmes...and many more...
Lamb of God "Blood Junkie" (best LoG song, ever)
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Fantomas
These are albums EVERYONE should own:
Cannibal! The Musical
ORGAZMO
BASEketball
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Team America
The Crow
The Evil Dead trilogy
House of 1,000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
High Tension
28 Days Later
Romero's Dead series (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and Land of the Dead)
Hellraisers 1 through 4
Sin City
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Big Lebowski
Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Tarantino films (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown and Kill Bill)
Eli Roth films (Cabin Fever and Hostel)
Running Scared
...and numerous others.
South Park
The Maxx, [adult swim] shows: Aqua Teen (numba 1 in tha hood, g), Futurama, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, The Venture Bros., Assy McGee, Metalocalypse
Spongebob
...basically all cartoons.
So far my favorites are The Da Vinci Code and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...but there are many more I'd like to read.
My parents (cheesy I know...but I'd be in jail or worse if it weren't for them), Mike Patton, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, George Romero, Eli Roth (yes, after only 2 kick-ass films)...several different musicians, directors and actors.