Heather profile picture

Heather

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the

About Me



Myspace Layouts For Girls!
A little about me..... I live in a duplex with a pretty lady and a big pooch named Princess Talulah Belle. I have never broken a bone or had stitches, I had surgery and they glued me shut. I used to be 336 lbs. I hate the texture of bananas, but I eat them anyway. I volunteer for everything. I have 3 step brothers, 3 step sisters, and a half brother, but I am my moms only child. I have had a best friend for 26 years, and she still loves me. I will be the first to admit that I am a bitch. I glare and stare and love it.

My Interests

Stuff for your blog!


Image code by deepbox.com

I'd like to meet:



Create your own friendquiz here

Music:

I pretty much listen to anything, Nickleback and Rascal Flats are at the top of my list right now.

Movies:

I am not really into movies, but I will attempt to watch anything. Scary movies...NO WAY!

Books:

I read anything.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad.My mom was the most amazing and beautiful women. If I am a tenth of the women she was, I will be something amazing.My dad...He is the hardest working, most giving person I have ever met.

My Blog

Parents!

Sometimes I wonder if I would make a good parent, then I see Amanda and the good job we did with her. I think about all the idiots bringing kids into this world and ruining their lives. I think abou...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

Der ka Der!!!!

  Quotes From Actual Medical Records   The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph D., for th...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Watch out ladies!

Women sue over popular birth control patch Lawsuits claim contraceptive caused serious illness and at least one death   SAN FRANCISCO - More than 40 women sued the makers of a popular birth-contr...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

The WORST job ever?

Working at the Social Security office in downtown Milwaukee... Freaks, Geeks, and a mugshot of BUSH on the wall! Thanks anyway!
Posted by Heather on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST

My drive in...

So I have been known to drive a stick shift truck, while on my cell phone and eating nachos..but I have never proclaimed to be a perfect driver.  I am safe (typically) and I try to pay atten...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

Dumbass!! Hope you like sitting behind bars!

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 25, 2006, 11:16 a.m.By John Diedrich Police seek bank robbery suspect Milwaukee police are looking for a man who robbed the Associated Bank, 3432 S. 27th St., at 12:52 p.m. Tuesday.Bas...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

Not a big fan of Republicans!!!!!! Or at least the ignorant ideas they have!!

Can you believe this CRAP??? Posted October 25, 2006Letter: Definition of marriage an important cultural battle Nov. 7 will be a historic day in Wisconsin and seven other states. Citizens will be c...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

Tagged

Apparently I've been tagged by my buddy, Quirky.  Upon being tagged, you are required (By law-j/k) to write 9 things about yourself and then "tag" 9 other people. 1. I love working with people wi...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST