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Nelson

Here I go again on my own, goin' down the only road I've ever known. Like a drifter I was born to wa

About Me

I'm bored so I guess it's time to update this. I'm fucking nuts. Plain and simple. I love movies, drinking, and having a good time. I live by two very important rules, other than that, I'm up for just about anything. 1)Do whatever makes me happy and have as much fun as possible without purposely hurting anyone else. 2) If something doesn't directly affect me, I don't care.This has dropped the stress levels of my life considerably and lets me get the most enjoyment I can out of every day. I love to go out and do some crazy stuff, but at the same time, I'm fully content with just laying in bed all day and watching movies or playing games. I love music. (If it's before 1992) I'm spontaneous, loud, obnoxious, clever, and godammit I'm hilarious. You may not think so (and you're insane to believe otherwise), but I entertain the hell out of myself and that's what's important. Hopefully the rest of the world gets a few laughs out of me along the way, which is kind of the idea since I'm a professional mascot.I don't really care for sports except for hockey. I love video games and movies. I eat more than is socially acceptable sometimes but my monster metabolism and immune system of steel more than make up for it. I'm stubborn but open-minded. I can admit when I'm wrong, but I'll be damned if I'll just roll over on it. Any day that the sun rises is a good day and anything else that's going on you just need to make the best of it. For most of the time I'm silly and making jokes, but I can be serious when I need to be.Any other questions or if you demand bizarre conversations about communism or combining odd types of food together, you can message me here or IM me on AIM at "RthDydXrmn." Or if you just want to know what my screenname means, feel free to ask.You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My Interests

Laughing, skiing, the color purple, drinking, movies, being a geek with my geek friends, NOT being a geek when beautiful women are around, talking until all hours of the day or night, being out of my godforsaken house, the outside world, anything that's real (and some stuff that isn't real), NOT taking it in the ass from life at pretty much every corner, the cigarette after sex, comics, hockey, cheerleaders, writing, drawing and reading although I don't much of any of those recently(no inspiration and no focus), big run-down trucks, snow, Halloween, and sleep (which I don't do all that often). And apprently subconsciously I'm interested in crazy women that end up tearing my heart out and doing the Mexican Hat dance on it. But I mean if all women are nuts then really what's the point in worryin about it? So instead I just like to dive head first into life and just take whatever turbulence it gives me. Even though half the time it's a giant tree branch to the face. Oh, and Food. I love food. I could eat a horse. Right now.
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 85%
The Flash 85%
Green Lantern 85%
Hulk 80%
Wonder Woman 75%
Supergirl 75%
Catwoman 75%
Robin 65%
Iron Man 65%
Superman 55%
Batman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your results:
You are Juggernaut

Juggernaut 80%
Dark Phoenix 77%
Venom 76%
Apocalypse 74%
Dr. Doom 71%
Magneto 69%
The Joker 67%
Riddler 64%
Two-Face 60%
Lex Luthor 59%
Mystique 56%
Catwoman 53%
Mr. Freeze 50%
Poison Ivy 48%
Kingpin 37%
Green Goblin 20% Your strength and determination are difficult to stop.
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Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

I'd like to meet:

John Cusack. I already met Jessica Rabbit. Ooh, ooh! And I want to meet the guy who first put milk in his cereal and ask him what the fuck he was thinking and then congratulate him on a job well done.
Which John Cusack Are You?
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Hardcore drunk

You are usually the first one at the bar, right after work, before anyone else gets there. You tend to be quite buzzed before a single of your friends show up, and keep on drinkin when they get there. You often forget your credit card at the bar and have to retreive it the next day, and can never believe the bill is so high. At parties, you are still drinking while most of the rest of the party is passed out and sleeping. It takes you forever to catch a buzz, and even longer for a buzz to go away. You're made for this lifestyle!


Bar Social Butterfly
The Lurker
Bar Slut
The Socialite
The rock-star party animal
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own QuizAnother weirdly accurate gay internet quiz thing:
Your Birthdate: April 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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What Rejected character are you?
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You prefer Rough sex!

You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you.

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'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.comAlso completely hilarious.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: Philadelphia

Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.


The Northeast
The Midland
The South
The Inland North
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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Animal Spirit Guides ~ Which One Calls To You?

The vision and hearing of Grandmother Owl is very powerful. Those with this medicine are can be gifted with the ability to see into the human psychic and become clairvoyant listeners. Owl often visits those who are teachers, therapists and counselors. As a guide, the owl teaches us to see and hear past shadows, beyond fear and darkness, though to the other side that promises light, happiness and knowledge.
Owl's Wisdom Includes:
Stealth
Secrecy
Silent and swift movement
Seeing behind masks
Keen sight
Messenger of secrets and omens
Shape-shifting
Link between the dark, unseen world and the world of light
Comfort with shadow self
Moon magick
Freedom
The owl, whose large eyes peering through the darkness can see any deception. He is always wary of those who he does not feel completely close to (which is not many). The owl is a loner. Call on him if you think people are keeping the truth from you. He will be able to open your eyes. ..
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Neutral Evil Human Ranger (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-15
Constitution-18
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-16
Charisma-14

Alignment:
Neutral Evil A neutral evil villain does whatever he can get away with. He is out for himself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. He has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make him any better or more noble. On the other hand, he doesn?t have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the best alignment you can be because you can advance yourself without regard for others. However, neutral evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

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Music:

Pearl Jam. Zepp. The Who. Aerosmith. Nirvana. STP. Foo Fighters. The Beatles. Sinatra. Dean Martin. Blues, Jazz. 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s rock. I mean real rock, not that Limp Bizkit crap. And I hate rap. Well, I liked 80s and early 90s Rap. And white boy rap. And Eminem surprisingly. Absolutely no country whatsoever. But Lynyrd Skynyrd is not country. I like the occassional bit of classic to calm down, or get fired up, whichever. I'm big into movie soundtracks because movies are my life. Anything that has a good sound to it really. And Van Morrison.

Movies:

So many. Kill Bill, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Spaceballs, Swingers, The Shawshank Redemption, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dead Poet's Society, The Rock, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Intolerable Cruelty, Identity, Say Anything, Grosse Point Blank, Wet Hot American Summer, Better Off Dead, Serendipity, Bad Santa, Runaway Jury, Four Rooms, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Hudson Hawk, Pushing Tin, Edward Scissorhands, Super Troopers, The Jack Bull, Pool Hall Junkies, Confidence, The Jackal, Being John Malkovich, Bruce Almighty, the first Ace Ventura, Animal House, Old School, Dirty Work, Cannibal The Musical, House of 1000 Corpses, The Postman, Insomnia, (and yes, definitely) Waterworld, Unbreakable, The Suicide Kings, Cruel Intentions 1 & 2 (2 is the best), and pretty much everything else. Oh, and I have a special place in my heart for The Seven Year Itch.

Television:

Lost, Heroes, The Black Donnellys, The West Wing, The Shield, Scrubs, The Dead Zone, Rescue Me, and The Family Guy.31

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Books:

The Catcher in the Rye and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.$4275.00 The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

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Heroes:

I am my own hero. Indiana Jones and Ferris Beuller are close though.

My Blog

Too Early!!!

So my family has had the radio on in the dining room all sorts of loud blasting Christmas music today.  Now don't get me wrong, I love Christmas music more than anyone I know, but godammit, there...
Posted by Nelson on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

My phone sucks

Just to let any of you know that plan on calling me or trying to get in touch with me at all, my simcard is dead in my cell phone so it's ust as good as kaput. If any of you want to get a hold of me y...
Posted by Nelson on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:32:00 PST

I need help with a mascot gig, you will be paid.

****************EDIT***********************Found someone already, so don't worry aobut it.  I would thank whoever reads this for even reading it at all but I doubt more than one person read it an...
Posted by Nelson on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

Useless observation

Does anyone actually meet new people on here?  Or are most people on here to just talk to the people they already know?
Posted by Nelson on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

So funny it deserved posting twice.

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Nelson on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

CHALLENGE OF THE GODS!!!!

***WARNING: I'm a geek.  Deal with it.***So I just beat the Challenge of the Gods in the first God of War for PS2.  I fucking rule.  You can all blow me.  That was the most difficu...
Posted by Nelson on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

I'm Jonathan Silverman apparently....

So I just realized that I'm going to be the Single Guy.  Just work and hang out with all my married and engaged friends every once in a while when I'm not working and being home by myself.  ...
Posted by Nelson on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

Worst birthday ever.

So, I wake up at like 10am, find out I have a flat tire, and spend almost two hours changing it.  I only get to see my son for like an hour before I have to go to work.  That was the best ho...
Posted by Nelson on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

Ok, so the most amazing thing happened to me in the last couple days.  It is totally life-alteringly stupendously fantastic!!  Message me if you want to know what it is and I'll tell you all...
Posted by Nelson on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

FYI

Women suck.  I'm just gonna be an alcoholic and spend the rest of my days drinking alone, it's much safer that way.
Posted by Nelson on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST