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Yashmak Bhoy

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About Me



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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Robin 80% Wonder Woman 70% Catwoman 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 60% The Flash 60% Hulk 50% Superman 40% Batman 40% Supergirl 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

supervillains, freestyle rap,media,alternative signification(well,you've got to haven't ya?), lovin' every minute of miserable Britain, where everyone gets newcy brown smash faced just to cope with our pathetically over fascistic government, and where telly is no longer a cure, but a curse. indie music,comics,dancing my arse off until i get breathless, representing no-one and nothin' except "the cult of the self"(guardian comment on myspace from last year, just as someone else had fun with it).hating people who beleive what they read in the Guardian, because it goes in subliminally because they cannit remember it.Peace.Owt.

I'd like to meet:

some humans.

Music:

Smiths, wedding present, echo and the bunnymen, guided by voices, dinosaur Jr,Julian Cope, Neil Young,anythin' that kicks ass.owt alt or indie, punk, new wave, 80s pop,hip-hop (who's got the tracksuit?)and absolutely owt.did i say that already?er, Quo, Saxon, the sabs, er, ..

Movies:

jason and the argonauts, Mystery Men and The Blues Brothers. The Rutles,Dead Man(Dir. Jim Jarmauch), jay and silent bob strike back and all kevin smith.and of course, the breakfast club, pretty in pink, and St. Elmo's Fire.ahem.

Television:

Ideal, green wing, owt.titty bang bang, mitchell and webb.any comedy, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!EASTENDERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAEEEEIIII!! !!!!!!!!!

Books:

any comic.any book if it's good.or by ian banks.

Heroes:

Eggsie of the GLC, the master of spurious clart comedy. Michael Palin, the most pleasant python. Robert Pollard- the fading Captain, a song, a smile and twenty fags.Nobsta Nutts,and the Wonky Wax massive,Steven Wells, Billy Bragg,John Peel,and that lad in Nettos that gave me 50p coz i was short for a load of groceries.

My Blog

Billy Bragg's Beltbuckle

She Said,-"you've got problems honey,problems only get you dumped.youve got white noise, the only thing that gets you up.and right now i need a dog,i don't need a pup.especially one that's always got ...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

Indie Hitler

I'm an indie hitleri invade all of the dayspill your glass of red wineand call your boyfriends gayi'm so fucking right-oni make the skinheads boreduntil i walk into the chineseand ask for some eva bra...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

Just Like Hebburn

she makes me feellike i've died and gone to heavenand even the breadisn't unlevenedbut anyone can get into heavenunless your name is kevinbut even thenthey still let you in if you do 50 press-upsand ...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

Levi Stubb's Biscuits

She said it was just a fig -roll of my imaginationi said "d'you mean fig-roll,or fruitcake?"but, oh, love is strange, and you have to learn to take the tomato sauce with the mayonaisse.she said "you t...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Calling dreadnoughts of the Dopedroughts!

up the libraryup the foota fieldup the leisure centreup the graveyard...and it's only 2 o'clock!I LURVE dope droughts!so lets go buy owt!it sure beats sittin in the ken!...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

ain't it grand?

ain't it grand!eh?it's like that film, int it? u know that one when it were right hot, eh?you should see me tomatoes, you should.Swollen and bright red!Still thats what happens if you use the right fe...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

it's the bloody sock and dole swindle sidney!

i haven't stood on one of those small paving stones that tip up and fire dirty water up your trouser leg for ages.has anyone got one near them that i could borrow?and when tripping on a paving stone t...
Posted by Yashmak Bhoy on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST