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Candide

'We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank'

About Me

Too Tall To Date?I like twinks, who are 'girls' and hence generally obsess over taller guys and tend to disregard guys who aren't taller than them when it comes to dating. I think this is largely cultural in origin, though it obviously has primal roots. In any case this may be the primary reason I'm almost perpetually single.I also like feet, which is indeed another source of alienation. But hey, if you're gay and yet closed minded, you're probably pretty stupid anyway.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with brains.

Marcee

The Brain

i'm straight.. just in the closet.

Sean

JoshKzilla

Ned Vizzini

DJ Topherkey

Green Eggs and Ham

Mike

Johnathon

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Music:

The White Stripes, My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, LCD Soundsystem, Bloc Party, of Montreal, Belle and Sebastian, Kasabian, Mohair, Arcade Fire, Boy Kill Boy, The Appleseed Cast, The Faint, The Decemberists, Silversun Pickups, Mew, Editors, The Strokes, Serena-Maneesh, Sufjan Stevens, Placebo, Keane, The Raconteurs, Gnarles Barkley, Clearlake, The Black Angels, The Postal Service, The Velvet Underground, Interpol, The Moody Blues, Death Cab for Cutie, The Strokes, Madonna, Genesis, Led Zeppelin, Emerson Lake & Palmer, The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Morningwood, Neil Young, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, U2, Bach, Wolf Parade, Manfred Mann, Jethro Tull, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt, Gorillaz, Goldrush, David Bowie, The Dandy Warhols, Coldplay, The Bravery, Vivaldi, Yes, The Who, Franz Ferdinand, The Magnetic Fields, The Doors, Elton John, Leonard Bernstein, Electric Light Orchestra, Aerosmith, The Bodyrockers, The Verve, Jefferson Airplane, Elvis Presley, Van Halen, Modest Mouse

Television:

House, Family Guy, Simpsons, MythBusters

My Blog

Be Cute Or Die

I'm formulating a multi-faceted plan to become attractive! Stay tuned. Constructive suggestions are more than welcome! If I don't succeed, I would rather die! This will take time though, so I'll be ar...
Posted by Candide on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

Can't Sleep

[If you're a flake, don't read this. You may not be able to properly deal with it. Think instead of make-up, muscle, money, ring-tones, and that 'perfect' guy who will 'treat you right' and relieve of...
Posted by Candide on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Dumbiness

One side of a conversation I overheard in the park:"What is that thing people up there are running on?""A real track? Like a choo track?" ...
Posted by Candide on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

Consumed

by this sexuality thing. There is so much more to life, so many things so much richer. There may be no absolute meaning or value, but there is human meaning and value to it all. I should not allow the...
Posted by Candide on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

Use Me For Sex

That's the highest compliment anyone ever gives me. I was given it recently. Nice to know that, despite not being cute enough to be dating material, I am cute enough for my body to be used by someone ...
Posted by Candide on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

INTERPOL

New Interpol is starting to trickle out! I can't wait to hear the album!!!
Posted by Candide on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

My Heart

My heart has grown a little, and a little has been torn away. It becomes a little more ragged. And I wonder whether to protect it, or to let it swell and grow in its fragility. If I have a choice. If ...
Posted by Candide on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

In fact

let's just stop using the word around me. Mkay? If I'm in the mood for fantasy, you can talk about Frodo. I'd rather block the other word out of my mind as much as humanly possible. Believe me, I feel...
Posted by Candide on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

Oh boy!

Everyone gets to have a boyfriend! Everyone but me! Hurrah! Phht I know I know, I'll eventually get another boyfriend-in-name-only, maybe in a couple years. I'm a patient guy though!
Posted by Candide on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

Can the past ever stay in the past?

There are so many memories I wish I could simply erase. So many that part of me yearns to revisit and resolve, while part of me wishes to never think of again. The past haunts and torments me. Perhaps...
Posted by Candide on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST