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Jack!

The cure for hicoughs is a good medicinal Hot Dicking

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMy name is Jack, and I and (I assume) others around me consider me to be a bit of a hero. This is not due to my love of spandex or other such friviolities, but mearly because I'm a lovely chap. Seriously. Ask anyone.When I am not donning my supersuit, to save the world from various acts of muggings, vandilism, serious drug abuse and fun, I play the bass... primarily in Original Sin (the heaviest of melodic thrash metal...with black and death elements) but also in Spheretal Disorder (Christian doom shite) and most recently Call Me Castro, a dramatic break from my usual scene of noise.. Indie basically.I very much often make a fool out of myself. I try endless chat up lines to see there effects, get pierced at sleepovers, and attempt amazing acrobatics- which later have not resulted in a broken bone. Many of these occasions are marked as an attempt to look cool in front of other people and impress girls. It rarly works, although, on the rare occasion that a female is indeed impressed by my hilarious, misguided antics, I rejoice and manage to hurt myself in the process, thus reseting the entire sordid cycle... again, and again, and again.... It actually worked tho this time! Woot! I also have a fetish for men in tights! I cross dress in my free time and give lap dances to old men. Thats itI am also an egotistical bastard and love myself to pieces... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

all of the above generally, although i am partial to a spot of monopoly.

I'd like to meet:

Egotistics, and show them how to do it properly.
DAATH

Music:


I listen to all sorts of metal- death, black, hardcore, thrash, christian etc. I also like The Smiths and just about anything freaky.

Movies:

Here Comes Dr. Tran



Good Hot Dicking

Television:

Mine fell on me.

Books:

I like to read gay mags and make poses in the mirror with tights on.

Heroes:

I wish this was me and a muscular ballet dancer man.

My Blog

Like a bridge over troubled water.

It has been a while since my last blog; indeed, this blog is already far supirior and substancial than its previous incarnation, and is therefore, a hell of alot more fun to read.Now, a lot of people ...
Posted by Jack! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

I'm not a girl. This quz is 100% manly..... *drifts off*

Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be friends?...
Posted by Jack! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

Can I write my first blog successfully?

yes.
Posted by Jack! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST