Erin

Ok, so I finally did it!!! I'am a married woman. I still feel the same though. Well I'am officially a Navy wife and I get to go to the gym for free!!!! Im over the crap of those hairdressers that were talking about me and my family. I found out at my wedding that I have the best friends that any one person can ask for. I have two beautiful little girls, Brianna who is 9 and Tara who 11 months old. I married a funny, handsome military man who I love with all my heart!!!Why is it that at my place of work old people ask me to speak up but when I do they yell at me for hollaring at them....I use to work at Hollywood Video a fews ago and my boss's name was Bill, he was cool, customers would call or come in and they would ask for Bob. I thought to myself who is Bob but I put two and two together and figured it was really Bill they were asking for. After a few years of them asking for Bob, I started to call him Bob. I still call him Bob to this day, Bob is not a bad name, I think I like it better then Bill!!!!So, I have always heard about having a wild hair up your ass!!!.... Can I ask what is this??? I know I have come up with crazy ideas and friends and I have carried these ideas out... Now I ask....What does a wild hair up your ass feel like???? In my own mind I imagine, a hair, hiding out there for years, then suddenly it moves, it turns, it does things that even a man can not do.....Usually you are too drunk to regonize a wild hair but the following morning you realize you had one the previous night.... The idea to drink 5 tequlia shots too many, strip your clothes and pretend your dancing on a pole, only to find out it was really a 5x5 piece of wood and now you have splinters in places even a one dollar hooker would not have!!!!! These hairs have no feeling cause your drunk but what if your sober???!!! Sitting there, working, thinking about getting off work...Then..... you get a pinch*ouch*....and you start to pull at your ass, wondering "why does my ass feel like someone is pulling at my hairs?" Suddenly, you have the urge to run butt ass naked down the street hitting stop signs as you run past them....Finally after the wild hair you come to see you have lost your job for indecent exposure and your best friend who your inlove with thinks your a fucking retard and your number one on myspace will not even speak to you....You have had a sober(which in court will hold up as being insane) wild hair up the butt attack!!!!! Morgan, it's ok, we all have one!!!!
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