Mitchell Dupree

First off I want to say that Im pretty much just a regular dude who does regular things. That being said I would like for you (the reader) to get to know a little bit about the things I do and the way I think, so I'll just summarize a few of the things that personify Mitch Burris.--- I like to play the accordian--- I'm a neat friek--- I've always had a special place in my heart for the ballet--- I'm really shy around girls--- I like to train dolphins--- People rarely tell me if I have a booger in my nose because their scared I might cry--- I own three midgets (Larry, Phil, and Shandalingi Delgado)--- I speak with a severe lisp and do a really great Daffy Duck impersonation--- Clowns scare the poop out of me--- Sometimes when I'm all by myself I touch my wiener--- People are always asking me if I rode the short bus to school but I dont know what that means and when I ask they never elaborate--- I love to polka--- I've never lost a game of spin the bottle in my life and that is something Im really proud of--- People are always saying that Im way to good at card games and thats why they dont let me play strip poker with them--- I love math, just addition and subtration though because everything else is just WAY too hard!--- My mom thinks Im "special", She's the best!--- On road trips I wear diapers just in case I have an accident --- Virginia is my favorite country even though I have never been there--- I hate people who say that pro wrestling isnt real, because it is--- I dont like soap or soapy products, so when I take a shower I just rinse off--- Elevators scare me--- Tying my shoes has always been a problem so I just stick to velcro shoes--- Once I asked my dad what sex was and he said "something you'll never have to worry about", thank god for dads!--- Given the choice between a slice of pizza and raisins I would pick raisins...because their so darn good--- Talking at a resonable volume has never been my forte--- Im pretty sure Im a funny guy because people are constantly laughing at me--- My mom told me once that I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up, whithin reason. When I asked her what "whithin reason" meant, she said "you ask a lot of questions for a McDonalds greeter"--- Toothpaste is yucky!