This skull keeps my head from caving in most times.
I would like to meet and fight a cave man.
Gary Busey is for lovers.
I have a small black tv. With a built in VCR. I watch sex tapes of your mom on it. Well, not "watch" so much as "interact with".
I hide whiskey in my carved out bible.
My sister fashioned a cape out of a dish rag and safety-pinned it to our cat once. It was pretty funny.