About Me
I'm Polly. Yes, its my real name on the birth certificate and not some nickname I gave myself. I don't know where my parents got it and yes, I could quite possibly be named after the tiny plastic doll you put in your pocket.
I'm what you would call passive aggressive. Controversial. Sometimes its referred to as a disorder, but I like to think of it as perfectly rational behavior. It allows me to dodge unpleasant affairs while avoiding confrontation at the same time. Unless however, my buttons are repeatedly pushed in which case, I may just go insane and literally rip your shirt off. Source : Ask my bf.
I have a peculiar obsession with strawberries. Before I go to sleep at night, I lie in bed with a pretty bowl full, dip em in sugar and indulge. It helps me sleep better. It's just a beautiful fruit belonging to the rose family.
There's this guy.. He's not perfect but he gave me these glasses. Glasses to help me see him and the world in a different light. He makes my vision clearer. No one sees this view like I do. Been over two years and it just works. He's like my red bull; he gives me wings and that burst of energy along with that antsy feeling in my belly.
I have a strange sense of humor and only a few people get me. My jokes are politically incorrect.Rarely do I express myself openly. I laugh at my own jokes, even sometimes before I say them out loud. I know it scares people.
I'm bad with temptation. I always give in. When I want something, I just gotta have it. I analyze the consequences sometimes too late. Forgiveness please. Everyone makes mistakes.
My hobbies? My main hobbies involve the bed. Napping in bed, eating in bed, thinking in bed, watching movies in bed. Everything is better in bed.
Believe it or not, I love to eat and do it periodically. Often times, I will make snacks at midnight or One in the morning. Nutrition value is not important. Like I said, I'm bad with temptation and ignore that those midnight snacks add to my pot belly. I'll deal with those consequences later.
