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When I began my life in the fast corporate world of AA Maggie's Driving School... I was scared. But 2 years later... and look at me now. I'm one of the state's richest and most drug-induced individuals. This really has nothing to do with anything but I've learned that if you pause at the right places and emphesize the correct words any story can be an inspiring one.Philly - $1.
Treez - $10.
Munchies - $34.
Smokin A Blunt W/ Me:
Priceless.
Millionaire playboy by day, dark knight by night.
You are the world's greatest detective. You are
Batman, and you are feared and respected by
both hero and villian.
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Depressives don't want to be happy. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live... which can be depressing.
You are Jake Slow at mind, fast acting.
What Daria Character are You?
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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Rolando Noel Nieves
Age?: 19
Height?: 4'7
Weight?: 349 and counting
Birthday?: 1/17/87
Birthplace?: BX
Current Location?: G-G-G-G-G- G-BURG
School/Grade?: William Paterson Sophomore
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: The Rabbit
Righty or Lefty?: Ambidextrious
Haircolor?: Black
Eyecolor?: Black
Skin Color?: Black
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: Regretful Dad
Any Pets?: Yes
If So What Are They?: Beagle
Favorite Relative?: Nicholas
Least Favorite Relative?: Clara
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Hispanic
Political Affilation?: Liberal
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Full of it
Are You In A Relationship Now?: She just don't know it
If So, With Whom?: Shhh... it's a secret
For How Long?: 3 years this July
Are You In Love?: Nah. Just having fun
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: Indeed
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: [GASP] Who hasn't?
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: I was in second grade and her name was Serena
Virgin?: Love'm
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: Too young!
Was It Enjoyable?: It was god-awful. I was nervous and she was a slut
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: Threesomes
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: My nutsack
Best Love Quote?: "I've had better."
Your Friends
Best?: Amanda
How Many Do You Have?: 3
More Guys Or Girls?: Split
Love Them All?: Hell no
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: Sure
Oldest?: Valentin
Newest?: Levi
Pen Pal?: ...huh?
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: ...what!?
Flower: Jennifer
Pink: Jennifer
Window: Leyla
Heart: San Fransisco
Mother: Toni
Bread: Butter
Insane: David
Sunglasses: Josh
Pimp: Luke
Cross: ...Jesus..?
Lonely: Anna-Shay
Car: Greevy
Music: Levi
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxerbriefs, baby.
Thongs or G-Strings?: Granny Panties
Shorts or Pants?: Shorts
Shoes or Barefeet?: Socks
Books or Movies?: Movies
Night or Day?: Dusk
Dark or Light?: Twilight
Mountains or Beach?: Beach
Snow or Sun?: A sunny day after blizzard
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
Guys or Girls?: Me
Swim or Surf?: Swim
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: For
Abortion?: For
Bush Getting Re-elected?: Impossible
Suicide?: Against
War?: For
Pants?: Against. Unless u ugly.
Clothes In General?: Against. Unless u ugly.
Penises?: I own one so I'ma say FOR
Favorites
Color?: Orange and Green
Number?: 201
Holiday?: Halloween
Season?: Autumn
Movie?: Batman
Book?: You Just Don't Understand by Deborah Tannen
Magazine?: FHM
Food?: Torpedo
Drink?: Leeds
TV Show?: Buffy!
Song?: "#1" by Nelly
Band?: Aerosmith
Computer Game?: Duke Nukem
Video Game?: Zelda
Anime/Manga?: Neither
Shirt?: My Zelda Shirt
Pants?: Phat Farm
Actor?: George Clooney
Actress?: Felicity Huffman
Singer?: Keyshia Cole and Usher
Flower?: Carnation. Cheap!
Scent?: Dulce and Gabana for Men
Animal?: Dragon
Cookie?: Mrs Feild's White Chocolate Macodania
The Future
Want To Go To College?: I am
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Screenwriter or Ad Exec
Want To Get Married?: 3 times
Want To Have Kids?: Absolutely
What Would Their Names Be?: Guess
How Many?: 2 at most
Where Do You Want To Live?: Near NYC
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: Reno
How Do You Want To Die?: Getting sniped during an Oscar acceptance
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: 1
Tattoos?: 0
Smoke?: Yes
Drink?: Yes
Do Drugs?: Yes
Skinny Dip?: No
Greatest Fear?: Failure at life
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Go To Church?: No
Religion?: Agnostic
Scars?: Quite a few
CDs Owned?: None
Collections?: A few
Like To Be Naked?: Of course
Ever Eaten Sushi?: It's gross
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: Nope
Been On Stage?: Yes
Danced In The Rain?: Yes
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: No
Weirdest Dream?: Too many too weird
Best Dream?: Wet dreams
Saddest Dream?: Anyone where I die
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: If I say it, it won't come true
Think You're Attractive?: Hell yes
Shoplifted?: No comment
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Plenty of times
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Grandma's apartment
Like Thunderstorms?: Not really
Favorite Shoes?: Timbs
Favorite Quote?: "The power to kill could be just as satisfying as the power to create. "
Best Advice Given?: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, do it better."
Worst Advice Given?: "Don't worry. Cops never pass by."
Favorite Song Lyric?: "She keeps beggin me to hit it raw/ so she can have my kid and say it was yours./ How foul is she and you wife'd he/ shit, i put the rubber on tighter."
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: "Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the ordinary average man, the inferior man, because he needs them. We're not those men."
Glad This Is Over?: Hell mutha fucking yes
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RULES
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Your results:
You are Batman Batman 750% Iron Man 80% Hulk 75% Green Lantern 75% Catwoman 70% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 50% Superman 40% Spider-Man 40% Robin 33% The Flash 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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