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About Me

""NOPE SORRY;I CANNOT TONE DOWN MY EXISTENCE ANY MORE !"" I'm "TILA TEQUILA" -minus the TITS! * ^ !~..'*^..~'!..* --I AM the DUDE; like, off Big Lebowski, yeah. **I am ARIELLE the Little Mermaid!!![!]. I AM ...Johnny Depp.* I AM SVEDKA_GIRL.{[i have little brother syndrome bad:)]}/////////////////////////////////Hi there. My name is Alendra and right now I am open for business...!^ Professional projects of almost any sort may interest me,if it's in a creative field, or fields...*especially if it is music-related!!!{^i like music with birds singing & children laughing in background; *^also have always wanted to do something with alan watts recording s mixed in there...but seems like everybody & their mother has done that already...??}. ~been to art school; been to honors college; point is: -that I am now just desperately looking for decent work !!! -Do you have a need for someone like myself in your business arena or for an avante-garde artistic project? Are you interested in meeting one very intelligent, and very, very !-^focused, young lady... who ...~*has talents ranging from modeling to printmaking {yes indeed; I've won awards;.- } ? I sing, dance, act, anything creative, really. I'll even wear tin foil atop my head and let you photograph me like that, if you pay me enough; . *Just tell me what you need, and I will tell you if we can work together....*just rememberl--I'm really quite professional. and really please only contact me with *** SERIOUS, DECENT AND PROFESSIONAL offers. *ie: ~no 'erotic-photography' requests, thank you ! *and lastly, but surely not leastly, i just want to explain my tupperware-saleswoman approach to avoid any confusion : I WANNA REMAIN SELF-RESPECTING!. ie: for REAL--no smut trash filth perverts PERIOD. I only respond to reasonable people....according to my own defintion . ... I will do almost anything for money...kinda like harry pOtTeR!--but nothing tastelessly trashy-! ***I Have Turned Down offers from SONY execs for being shady. So don't try me, please.-; ! anyway...thank you for visiting my page, [hope to have one of my very own up shortly] and HAVE A LOVELY DAY :)*~..and p.s.I AM REALLY QUITE GOOD {-see artwork posted...'pics':)!} . www.myspace.com/alendramusic .
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Which Dead Rock Star Are You? (pics)

Jeff Buckley
You are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997 from a drug-induced drowning in the Mississippi River.
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What's Your Nighttime Personality?
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Sleeping Dog
You're like the rest of the world, you like to sleep when the sun goes down. With a full night of rest you can be active in the bright light of dawn. The night was not meant for you. You like the bask in the glow of the sunlight.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com"Inspirational Lyrics" [an ongoing, updateable-list:] *********************************************************** Duran Duran 'Ordinary World' "Any world, is my world... Every world is my world..." [when u claim it: positive existence, 4 yourself...} {..."I will learn to surviiivveee"...blah, blah..-ya all this sounds so true!; *till I read Alan Watts!} *********************************************************** but anyway--it's the Apocolypse, right? So who even cares. **********************************************************Ap athy=Sad: **only a few people to talk to: "the people who care if i live or die"=on the radio lots...; Really, MUST reality suck this bad? *********************************************************** ..."Real...Compared to What?" -Beth Orton.****************************************************** ***** "Give me a reason, to LOVE you...*give me a Reason...to be a 'Woman'".-Portishead. What is "Woman", really?~..'"/;*'"******************************************* *************** ...and-"I'll bathe you in the Crystal Light that sleeps between my thighs" CocoRosie mmmm...~..!'"~ {ha...}. *********************************************************** {but otherwise:}"doesn't mean that much to me...to mean that much to you!"~Neil Young. *********************************************************** "Can't f*ck w/ me suh jus leave me ALONE"--Erika Badu; *********************************************************** "You could Smell It; So you Left ME ON MY OWN... ...but now I'm leaving it AAAAAAAALLL Behind..." --Bjork *********************************************************** "There is no society"--Margaret Thatcher *********************************************************** "We're really aweful animals"--K. Vonnegut . but then again- *********************************************************** -"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man". --Big Lebowski...yeeeaah....^^ ************************************************************ turning away from the senses {ie LACK TheReOF~}...Humanity;~ *but it's all good cuz, as we all *really* KNOW : "EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING"; {-Lauryn Hill * }...and....though it *may* be True that "Everything's not what you see" {Boy George;}, ..*I believe in the sand beneath my toes* [-third eye blind {thanks}]^ ************************************************************ ***************************** “I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period,”{DREW BARRYMORE}“Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.”
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

My Interests

[I like:]-dappled lighting. vintage photos. japanese orchid;...-chinese erhu. freshly picked ORGANICfruits and semisweet chocolate. green-grey. green-BLUE. casually draped fabric [natural-fibre]. {soft}hair -that's wavy to the point where it becomes loopy, like mine. animals that are both cuddley and ferocious. tastes that are both tangy and sweet. humans that understand that they are animals, too. people who can reach the zen state. women who can growl....and be nice to other women. boys who don't pretend to understand, but instead just accept graciously. beautiful hands. waxy skin..and jet black shiny hair, with fine straight noses...but i hafta watch out for those;-barefeet, baremidriffs. color schemes so awesome they can be worn out of season. nature sounds. reggae//funk. lacy lingerie (that never gets worn). bi girls. thigh girls. fly girls. pretty boys. *strongly DISlike:::that 'cool' fad of taking pics/video of morbid scenes like a homeless person fallen off a bridge[artschool kids w/ probs]; --The fine arts, always: I enjoy singing, dancing, acting, design, sculpting, photography, printmaking, drawing, painting... Profound or quirky foreign or indie flicks that DON"T have alienation, desolation or empty sex as major plot themes... Volunteering to help animals... Doing herbal cleanses obsessively.... Exploring new countries and ways of life... Having wild imaginary love affairs with hot hormonal androids that won't have sex... Taking gambles on business ventures and self-promotional schemes that never pan out. people who can learn from their mistakes. people who can keep up with me. people who can chill & enjoy the good times as well as ride out the stormier times. LIFE. LLOOVEE.

I'd like to meet:

Creative Indiv.s; an interesting,successful band with need of an interesting, capable female singer-...! Like, someone who likes to mix electronic-blips w/ frog-clips. I like frogs...sometimes. ............................................................ .......... ............................................................ ......................................... angular ectoderms. water monkeys. anyone who thinks they'd be optimally inclined toward a wood-rat like myself.;but don't even talk to me if you are a female who*- cannot control her self and feels that she MUST publicly call me 'cute', or if you're a man who CAN'T look hot in drag and/or reach a nice high falsetto*; . ^* ..

Music:

I like good music. My tastes change regularly. The Gotan Project, Architecture in Helsinki,Emiliana Torrini, The Innocence Mission, The Cranberries, Neil Young, "Blue Moon" and also "Sweet Jane" from the Cowboy Junkies, some of the Cure, and some Led Zepelin, Queen [Bohemian Rhapsody, YEAH!!!!]Bjork.Lauryn Hill when feeling definant; Erika Badu when trying to just chill; Radiohead for nostalgic days [-raadiohead + medications were what got me thru junior high-*although honestly I could have done without the latter*]. KC & The Sunshine band, Sly & the Family Stone, RHCP. The Vulgar Bulgars, The Amelie Soundtrack, Air, Lemon Jelly, Iannis Xenakis, The Tornados[from what teeny-weeny-little-bit I have heard, now], The Avalanches, Lou Reed, The Verve, Oasis, U2, B52s, Mum, Plat, the Sugarcubes & King Sunny Ade, The Fugees, The French Kicks (One More Time), But I'm a Cheerleader soundtrack (that one fifty's song...), the beachy songs on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack, "Angel" song on the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack, Ave Maria (just a beautiful song, especially when sung by Andrea Bocelli), "If you steal my sunshine" by Len (which I otherwise don't listen to), The Harder they Come soundtrack [particularly track #2];"Ceiling Tiles" by Kaitlyn ni Donovan (who I do otherwise listen to and enjoy), Gypsy Kings, one really dark track by Bathyscaphe (none of their others) and another twisted one called "Vampire Sushi" by Old Time Relijun (which I know nothing else about), several Beatles' classics (and not many others), some of the Sneaker Pimps and Gorrillaz, The Strokes and the Decemberists when depressed in a brown sort of way, Gillian Welch when depressed in a slightly different kind of complacent way;-cheezy yoga/meditational cds [the ones that don't talk]-and,lately, for some reason, a lot of Greenday and especially 311, who I find carry a surprisingly uplifting message. Jane's Addiction, the Butthole Surfers, some guy that goes by 'fudgepacker' & George Michael are now also a rare, if guilty, pleasure for me. But honestly: I just wish I had the means right now to be listening to all the new music I know's out there...or better yet...making some myself.

Movies:

My favorite movies are the standard favorite movies of a lot of people nowadays. I was an 80s kid who liked all those 80s kid movies--the darkly funny ones, anyway, like Little Monsters, The Gremlins, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas...all those except for this one called "The Applegates", which seriously traumatized me (I'm not sure if that was even a kid's movie actually... I also liked, or anyway was profoundly affected by, a number of those really deep-type movies, which definitely were not meant to be seen by a seven year old, like 'The Piano', Schindler's List, 'Farewell my concubine', and something else, too...(?). ~Now I don't watch new movies unless they look like they have something Very Important to Teach Me about Life and Love. But I'm quickly losing all faith in even the most interesting-looking of film covers, and after searching the corners of the globe (German to Japanese filmakers) for new stuff that is DECENT and not degraded, I am sadly dissappointed. So I've just started watching Disney when feeling cuddly and nostalgic. *Or, now, luckily, I may also turn to "Little Miss Sunshine"...but that's about it really. And I think it'll stay this way...unless someone has something amazing to suggest....like, a whole new genre, maybe. {*oh,yeah:} death to smoochie was okay and AMELIE was Special...*Julietta & the spirites Changed me...and Fern Gully was my first introduction to Environmentalist Leanings...and now i really do lean...*also I liked the austin powers + the Harry Potter movies/sequels...and a few others, which i cant think of right now. mostly indie/foreign films.

Television:

Comedy Central and certain HBO series...when I am able/willing to watch a tv--which is really seldomly.

Books:

Books that I've read and enjoyed lately include: The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy, Wild Boy by Jill Dawson, and The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa (parts of it, anyway; too much at a time is maddening). Books that I've started but am not sure that I want to finish include: Uncle Petros and Golbach's Conjecture by Apostolos Doxiadis and A Brief History of Everything by Ken Wilbur. I really liked what I've read of Hegel for some reason, and I'm curious about reading Jung. I didn't like what I've read of Sartre which surprised me...I'm wondering if I shouldn't bother reading all the books I have on existentialism. I've read a little Oscar Wilde, and this is what I think: his character development is kind of interesting, but his plots suck and his message is bland. Still, he has so many great foppish quotes which I just love to post up on my refrigerator. So that makes him cool enough for me. The Stone Diaries by Carol Shields and The Sari Shop by Rupa Bajwa, though I thought well-written, also made me feel empty and depressed after reading them. I don't recommend these unless you think it'll make you change your ways out of fear of becoming like someone who'd write such a depressing book about such depressing characters. Also, "Fifth Born" by Zelda Lockhart was depressing as hell to me. This is why I usually prefer fiction. A book I found really enlightening (at 18) is called "The Invention of Heterosexuality" , by Jonathan Ned Katz. Also I highly recommend "The Botany of Desire" by Michael Pollan--to anyone. Just because (it's fun). Books I might read in the near future include: Introduction to Tantra by Lama Yeshe, something by the Dalai Lama other than an informational brochure, Out of Bounds: Postmodern Theory and the Pragmatics of the "Outside" by Cary Wolfe, The Forrest by Edward Rutherford, Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolver, A Portrait of the Artist by James Joyce, Your Mouth is Lovely by Nancy Richler, Killing Time by Caleb Carr, a biography of Alexander the Great, The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking (someday), and just maybe something by Goethe, too. Although, again, I should really stick to fiction and informational reading for my emotional well-being.

Heroes:

I don't want heros. I'll take friends, though.

My Blog

a boat or...???{college}

again, *might be forced to drop out of college; parents would rather have this happen than have to sell their never-used 19-feet monstrosity in fcukin front yard {boat}*.; parents. and of course they ...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:40:00 PST

full o fgrace ! {GawD)

...images of _? ~^...and softly-spoken _; you never know just how you look in other people's eyes ~*so get this~I am now {hypothesis} hypothesizing that PENIS ENVY is not an envy of *that which can't ...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:58:00 PST

give me your money!

the best things in life are free...but- yeah.{{and FROM my Room You Will Hear That SOng blasting full-blare , with intermittent loud, strange animal noises coming through [the wonders of youTube^)}} !...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

my mother is a robot.

In fact--* I was decanted.* and my father...-he's a wherewolf, actually; `ain't "life" fucking grand?* Just LOOOVVVEE!-*~* !...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

shes dreaming...shes dreaming....DON"T wake her UP

*but instead just slip into the dream yourselves. you'll see, it's much funner here. I'm a commodity bitch .
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:17:00 PST

dip, slip, skinny-dip SLIP!into yourself.

*embodiment is *Essential* while driving [learning*].
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

i know why people say bless you!

they used to say it for the warding off evil spirits. now it's become convention; but i know a totally practical application: say something POSITIVE right after somebody falls, basically, ...so that t...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

required mutual nakedness viewings.

i think this should be a requirement in schools {among many other things*}; mutual viewing of sexual organs. all the punk teenage boys and girls, lined up , given a loooong boring talk, about sex and ...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

dont ask me to kill you, please !!!!

*that's really not my responsibility.*! Nor is it appropriate of you to ask. so please don't....EVER! or if anybody did so dare:" i will make your existence that much less pleasant!" {in degrees, & : ...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:39:00 PST

should i withhold, or ...-?

no. you should just give love. if only for yourself...~always^.*!strange to note the juxtraposition of mass laziness & overambition, could it be that simple? am i making sense? does anyone care anyway...
Posted by *!~'!-{*~*Alendra*~*}-!'~!* on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST