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K.e.i. (Kei)

Filth!

About Me

You have a 69% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over
Oh, I'm just goofing around on this monstrous MySpace thing. Say hello or something.
And now, a stupid survey:
ANTI CROSS-DRESSERS SURVEY
About You
Do you use hormones? Does THC count?
Have you (or do you plan to) get surgery? I do want bat wings. Someday...
What is your female name? 'Kei' is a name for boys and girls!
Are you straight, gay or bi? Can't I be all three?
Do you consider yourself a male or female? memale! no wait. fale!
Do you cross-dress for a sexual thrill? you betcha
Do you read gay or straight porn? Porn illiterate
Do you have other fetishes? *wink wink*
Are you a closet CD or have you come out? Out like a light (that makes no sense)
Could you pass for a woman? Tricking people isn't as fun as it used to be
Favorites
Favorite artcle of women's clothing filthy, ripped Jeans
Favorite purse Ewwwwww. what do i look like? a fag?
Faveorite pair of women's shoes wooden clogs
Favorite kind of lingerie Steak
Favorite brand of make-up urban decay
Favorite brand of hose fuck that pantyhose shit, foo
Forget boxers and briefs! Panties or thongs? panty briefs. ha ha
Thigh highs, knee highs or pantyhose? Left handed
Skirts or dresses? oops
Bra or bustier? bro
Tanga or boy shorts? mmmhmmm
If you cross-dress at the beach, bikini or 1-piece? too irish for the beach
Night out with girl friends or CD friends? As long as they ain't lame, then who cares what they are.
Ever kill a man? mmmhmmm. What!?
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My Interests

Weird art, Cooking, eating what i've cooked, photography, finding new music, writing anything and everything down, hiking, bugs, rescuing tadpols from puddles that are drying up, learning how to make stuff... (like drinks!) drinking. And, last but not least: sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

...................... A partner in crime would be perfect. Two brains are yummier than one. I'm usually up to something nefarious that benefits mankind ...in the long run. It takes a while for most people to see that. Their brains aren't wired in that way. But, watching them trying to figure it out is half the fun! ...................... You dig? ;) ...................... No headless people!

Music:

Lydia Lunch, Felix da Housecat, Negativland, Anne Clark, TV on the Radio, Sonorous, M83, Snog, Sunshine Blind, Epsilon Minus, Covenant, Peaches, Alien Sex Feind, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, Sisters of Mercy, White Mice, Front 242, Detroit Cobras, PWEI, Pzycho Bitch, Pig, Cirrus, Astralasia, Tiesto, Fannypack, Queen, Canned Heat, Hazel und Gretyl, The Notorious Cargill Brothers

Movies:

The Beyond, Suspiria, Tourist Trap, Burial Ground: The Knights of Terror, Can't Stop the Music, The Wickerman, Path to Glory, Uzumaki, Akira, The Jerk, Mr. Vampire, Anything from Something Weird Video, Big Trouble in Little China, Invasion of the Bee Girls, Beyond Re-animator, Turkish Star Wars, anything with non-Kirk Shatner.

Television:

little time to watch it.

Books:

The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology (good bathroom reading).

Heroes:

I'm not into hero-worship, thanks. List-worship? Hmmmm.