curling( just like my grandpa on ze picture), music, movies, sex, drinking, eating, playing poker, wasting time, bowling, snowboarding, lazergame/paintball, myspaceingk and of course world domination.
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Here you see the ISS, the window on the left is where my jacuzzi will be installed.
sign: aries
The Arian is a pioneer both in thought and action, very open to new ideas and a lover of freedom. They welcome challenges and will not be diverted from their purpose except by their own impatience, which will surface if they don't get quick results. Aries subjects are courageous leaders with a genuine concern for those they command, being responsible people, it is rare that they will use their subordinates to obtain their own objectives as leaders, but occasionally it does happen. They do not make very good followers because they are too "take charge". They may be unwilling to obey or submit to directions for which they can see no reason, or with which they disagree. They are much concerned with self, both positively and negatively - self-reliant but also self centered (sometimes) and concerned with their own personal advancement and physical satisfaction. Their immense energy makes them aggressive and restless, argumentative occasionally, headstrong, quick tempered, easily offended and capable of holding grudges if they feel themselves affronted.
As the first sign in the zodiac, you, as an Arian (as you are referred to), is to simply "get something started and lead the way". The Sun in this zodiac position gives your will free rein to express itself. You could be doing this in the form of some leadership role, or by forcing others to look at themselves in a new way. You can accomplish this by knowingly carrying out a deliberate act in the name of some cause that moves you. A negative effect of this sun sign is that you could sometimes unknowingly make it hard for others to relate to you, as you really are.
In your personal relationships Arians are frank, direct and candid, and make enthusiastic and generous friends. You are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers. There is, however, a negative side to your associations with other people. You can easily be irritated by slowness or moderation in your companions and, though yourselves sensitive, ride roughshod over the sensitivities of others. The intensity of your sexual urges can drive you to promiscuity and a Don Juan-like counting of conquests of the opposite sex. It can also trick you into early unwise marriage which may end disastrously. Arians are highly devoted to their children, even to the point of laying down their own lives, so that they might live. You will not find a more defensive and loving parent in all the zodiac.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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murphy's law:
anything that can go wrong will go wrong
anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
if you try to please everyone no one will like you
if everything seems to be going well you obviously overlooked something
beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone
if it jams- force it. If it breakes, it needed replacing anyway.
If it seem to good to be true, it probably is.
build a system even a fool can use and only a fool will use it.
the other line aways moves faster.
a meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours lost.
in order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
the first myth of management is that it exists.
Add N to [X]
AK1200
Amon tobin
And you will know us by the trail of dead
Aphex Twin
autechre
Art Brut
Broken social scene
Beck
bloc party
brain eno
Boards of canada
Bobby M
Bobby D
Basement jaxx
The Cure
the cardigans
Cornershop
Clinton
CHEARLAKE
Comets on fire
Dirthy three
Daft punk
The dust brothers
DO MAKE SAY THINK
David hilgard and the rocksteady 7
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
Electric six
ET MUST
Eels
Fluke
Four tet
Fly Pan Am
Franz ferdinand
Flogging molly
GODSPEED
Global communication
Geto boys
Gnarls barkley
Goldfrapp
Goldie
THE HIVES
Interpol
Jack Johnson
John Coltrane
Jurrasic 5
The killers
Kidneythieves
Lightning bolt
LIBERATOR
Massive attack
Max richter
M83
mogwai
MENOMENA
miles davis
MONO
my morning jacket
Muse
The mars volta
Mum
nofx
Notwist
The Postal service
The Pixies
The progidy
PLAID
Petrograd
Prefuse 73
Queens of the stoneage
RADIOHEAD
red hot chilli pepers
Regurgitator
Razor light
RJD2
Roni Size
Skunk anansie
Set Fire to Flames
Soundgarden
SIGUR ROSS
Simian
THE STROKES
Spoon
SMASHING PUMPKINS
Static X
Squarepusher
Silver mount zion and tralala band
The slackers
THE TERMALS
TV on the Radio
The microphones
U- ziq
The Unicorns
We vs death
The white stripes
WEEN
zero 7
ZITA ZWOON
Interview with the vampire
The people vs Harry Flint
The big lebowski
Fear and loathing in las vegas
The nightmare before Christmas
Victor
The corpse bride
The cube
Requiem for a dream
Donnie darko
The shawshank redemption
Trainspotting
Seven
Pulpfiction
Blow
Killing zoe
Natural born killers
Fight club
Forrest Gumb
Saving private ryan
The green mile
Taxi
snatch
Slingblade
Alien
Life of brian
Bram strokers dracula
Fallen
Fargo
From hell
Ghostworld
Devil’s advocate
Sleepers
Usual suspects
Memento
Officespace
Matrix
V for Vendetta
Holy Grail
Man in tights
Reservoir dogs
American beauty
American history X
Hudsuckers proxy
K PAX
Being john malkovic
Beautiful mind
Edward schizzorhands
Pi
Vanilla sky
Existence
Rainman
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Minority report
Darkcity
Go
Braveheart
Three amigo’s
What’s eating Gilbert grape
Gattaca
Ground hog day
Half baked
Leon
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
machinist
darkcity
Mars attacks
Nick of time
Nothing to lose
Ordinary decent criminal
Primal fear
Sleepy hollow
The crow
Stargate
The straight story
The Truman show
Twelve monkeys
Wayne’s world
Waking life
Layer Cake
Smoke
Blue in the face
Bowling for columbine
televi?? ,We don't have thies in kashakstani, but i have a klokradio
These is the only picture I have of my real father. His name is Borat and he be very famous in Kazachstan.
Borat says: Comment approval sucks. No HTML comments suck. Add friends with email is crap asswell. I don't add bands is for music haters and battyboys!!!
the Newyorker:
Roman Vassilenko, the press secretary for the Embassy of Kazakhstan, wants to clear up a few conceptions about his country. Women are kept in cages. The national sport is shooting a dog and then having a party. You can earn a living being a Gypsy catcher. Wine is made from fermented horse urine. It is customary for a man to grab another man’s khrum. “Khrum†is the word for testicles.
SAM HARRIS THE END OF FAITH, Introducing quantum theory, the fall of the house of usher and other writings by edgar allen poe.
The big lebowski, mr bean, forrest gump, samuel jackson,
I R BABOON!!!
and of coarse:
Thomas he tha bomb.
I think its inside our generation to change the world. The hippies fought for many causes and changed the minds of many, allots of times by protesting against the system. I think the voice of our generation should be
"We don't mind working hard for the system but only if we get the world and system that we all want".
meaning:
Better social networks if that means we can elliminate child abuse.
No religion if it can lead to WAR
No oil if it can lead to WAR
No commercial leaders that have big oil stocks. No WAR
No WAR Means we can use soldiers and militarytransport to supply poor countries with AID.
1. supplying Water and food
2. supplying Internet connection and a free education domain, so even people or countries who can 't afford school can make there own changes.
Don t forget to biggy up yourself
MESSAGE!!!
According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
MOHAM'S FAVORITE ONELINERS AND STUFF:
Store High In Transit
Peculiar
sometimes i amaze even myself
-dexter-
It don't matter if you can't dance just make that ass bounce and shake what ya daddy gave ya
no god but a shit loath of fate
anybody up for scubba?
allright i am the messiah.. now fock off
-life of brian-
I wanny be a nudist and life by the sea
I wanna be a businessman drinking lots of coffee.
-regurgitator-
What's happening...Yesss... if could go ahead and not be such a bitch about this...then that would be just greaattt..
-family guy bill lambergh-
I was send by god to get you off
-regurgitator-
let's leave all the dirthy dishes in the sink
let's play invaders and asteriods
Don't go to sleep
-regurgitator-
Our great war is a mental one
-Tyler Durden-
and will we meet tommorow....
today i've had no sorrows....
dude dude dude looking out my back door
CreedenceClearWaterRevival
wout's world wout's world party time excelent!
How can you live in a world for this long and
yet know so little about it's purpouse
-T.W.K-
Tha bomb shizznickle
-T.W.K-
Nigga please!
-chris rock-
i'm the root off all that is evil
but you can call me cookie
-blood hound gang-
"always waiting never knowing for what"
"sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you"
-the big lebowski-
"fuck it, let's go bowling"
-the big lebowski-
I was born intelligent
but education ruined me
"selfimprovement is mastrubation"
-tyler durden-
we dont make mistakes only happy accidents
"succes is een keuze"
"Need to take a sheit"
-snatch-
"If one make a beast of himself, He gets rid of the pain of being a man"
-fear and loathing-
"Ooh, you mean coitus"
-the big lebowski-
"shut up donny, live doesn't stop or start at your Convenience, you miserable piece of shit"
-the big lebowski-
"Wher is tDA stone, Wher is DA stoo oone"
-snatch-
"I spit when i talk, I fuck any thing that walk"
-slimShady-
"Now suck my dick and focking like it"
-Korn-
I have come to fix deine teeveekable, don't worry I am professional"
- the big lebowski-
..
"Crush the enemy, see them driven before you and hear the crying of there wimen and children"
-Conan the barbarian-
"fight, win, prevail!"
-command and conquer-
I'm hot!
thirsty?
No good looking
-johnny Bravo-
im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
anything you say can and will be used against you
i have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return keep me here
Je moet niet dronken dat ik denken ben
"it's over man, game over man, game over!"
-aliens-
"I focking hate pikies"
-snatch-
"chaos, destruction and mayhem... my work here is done"
"Do you know som'ng that i don't. Bobby I probable know a lot you don't "
-statch-
"Feel my fuerry, fear my wraith"
"Your soul is mine!"
-mortal combat-
"ill be back"
-arnold-
"have you seen this boy"
-terminator II-
"The best trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exisist"
-usual suspects-
..
"when does the hurting stop?"
-terrible thunder lizards-
"Put a leash on her turkisch before she get's bit'n"
-snatch-
"That sounds like hostilaty John. And we don't like hostilaty now do we Earl "
-snatch-
"No thank you turkisch I'm sweet enough"
-snatch
"It could get you in a lot of trouble thinking Earl, I wouldn't do so much of it"
-snatch-
"stupid is as stupid does"
-forrest Gump-
"i know everything you need to know about the shrimping business"
http://www.bubbagump.com/
"Ah, tyrone, you silly fat bastard!"
-snatch-
"Nemisis: A rightious infliction of retribution, manafested by an approperiate agent"
-snatch-
the rebels destroyed the deadstar( towers )
but the emperor(bush) strikes back
"Luckystar: Oh I love this track"
-snatch-
"If I want your oppinion, I'll give it to you"
"Buy the ticket take the ride"
-fear and loathing-
"Religion is poison"
-Mao Zedong-
"Sunshine on a rainyday, makes me want to move away"
-art brut-
i'm not a gynecologist
but i'll take a look
"when ever koopa get's away, Koopa lives another day"
"A good martial artist, is like water. Why? because water is insubstantial. By that I mean you can not grab it or hold it, You can not punch it or hurt it. Be soft like water and flexible. Be formless shapeless like water. If you put water into a cup it becomes the cup. If you put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. If you put water into a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend "
-Bruce Lee-
"Keep smiling, Keep smiling, It make things that must easier, don't say how you really feel, you won't be helping anyone,
Keep silent, Keep silent, don't say more than you need to, as soon as you raise your voice, you know you've lost the argument. Just smile politely and in many way, agree with everything they say, just nod your head and act accordingly, and do opposite of anything they tell you to. Keep smiling, Keep smiling and agree till they leave you be.
-clearlake-
"Being crazy is a healthy reaction to a sick society"
"Man the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system"
-Bruce Lee-
"when the opponent expands, I contract
When the opponent contracts, I expand
And when the moment is there, I do not hit, it hits all by it's self."
-Bruce Lee-
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Badqualities? No, oh yeah, see im kind of a perfectionist. It has to be the best for me or nothing at all.
"All the fresh air in the world isn't gonna change fucking thing!!" "
-trainspotting-
"I love you portugaly people!!! and now greenday" "
-Borat-
"eddieee, what have you done for me lately, eddy!!!!"
-eddie murphy-
"You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You shaved the bitch down and you
taught her to speak!"!!!!
-eddie murphy-
"Gooney goo goo"!!!!
-eddie murphy-
"one of God's very own prototypes, to crazy to live, to rare to die"
-fear and loathing-
"eeeee enough with the singing already!!!!!!!
-animaniacs-
"polka dot"
-animaniacs-
"bla bla bla yekerdie smekerdie"
-animaniacs-
"Is this a weekday? what day is this"
-the big lebowski-
"New shit has come to light"
-the big lebowski-
"And man there this whole new shit, man that you don't know about, butt hey that's what you pay me for"
"we cut off your johnson"
"we'll hav zi mapleberrypancakes"
“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.â€
-dalia lama-
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."
With realization of one's own potential and self-confidence in one's ability, one can build a better world
“I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.â€
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.â€
-dalia lama-
"just when i tought i was out they pull me back in"
-sophranos-
"smile like you mean it"
-the killers-
"well no not perticualy"
"please could you stop the noise i'm trying to get some rest"
-radiohead-
"we hope that you choke"
"there can be only one"
-highlander-
charlie's grandmother: "I think there's someone at the door"
-charlie and the chocolate factory-
"no one fuck with the G- sus, man"
"my love my precious"
-lord of the rings-
"what about second breakfast?"
..
your a decepticon
"in my mind........
I'm madd untill I hear you.....
all the time....
kill'a'word'a'feel...."
Knowing is a two edged sword.
At ones you learned
at ones iqnored
and wisdom is a liquerstore
taste so sweet, but just wait till ya wake up in the morning
-the slackers-
I can say that I don't know what I'm doeing
But I can't say I have the time
"where going down"
"In smoking flames"
"no more alarms and no suprises, please"
Again!!!
"not the momma"
"we formed a band!!!!"
"other girls whent and other girls came
I can't get over my old friend
all my friends think i'm insane
I'm still in love with amelie kane
There's a beast in my soul that can't be tamed
I'm still in love with amelie kane"
"but gravity allways wins"
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
"Dream is destiny"
"rised to the level of superchimpansee"
they tuk ur djubs!!!!
Respect my authority
we mussen die juden ausrauten
I don't want to talk to you
I just want bang bang bang
one more pill to kill the pain
one more pill to kill the pain
living trou informaty
don't think, drink your wine
watch the fire burn, his problems not mine
just be that model citizen
Where are all the stupid people from
And how they get to be so dump
Man, she an ugly sober!
are you on drugs? well maybe you should be.
what would you do, if you know you could not fail?
how can you learn from your mistakes if you don't make any?
don't mess with texas
it is not nice to mess with retards
I am the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here
I know voilence wasn't the answer I got it wrong on purpose
canadians are eh'holes
My life sucks but the special effects are awesome
Do something with your life get me a beer
Which Half-Baked Character are you?
You're Brian!
Stoned beyond your mind...actually, stoned back to the 60s. You're quite the stupid, dirty hippie, and you don't just let it show...you're not even aware of it. Half of your life has been spent in record stores or hookah bars.
"Have you ever danced with the devil on a black moon night"
"Life is too important to take seriously"
"Which is the most universal human caracteristic? Fear or lazyness"
"Things that are, thing that be were and, shit biatch, things that have not yet be comming to pass."
"How's about smokes and a pancake"
"I'm dutch inn't weird"
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.
What's Your Element?
"i am you fasser"
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Vengeance is a dish best eaten cold.
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the
rational mind is a faithful servant. We have
created a society that honors the servant and has
forgotten the gift.
The monotony and solitude of a quiet life
stimulates the creative mind.
The only reason for time is so that
everything doesn't happen at once
For life in the present there is no death.
Death is not an event in life.
Born free, taxed to death.
"shall we shaq now or shall we shaq later"
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
----secret coversation of Tom and Mack:------
Tom: is this line secure?
mack: Yes tommy its alright!
Tom: About this.. thing on myspace..
Tom: have you figured out what it is? I mean is it a virus?
Mack: It is spreading thoughout myspace but i never heard of a virus producing its own music.
Tom: Bullucks, soon every space is going to be infected
and those small E.T.MUST banners will be everywhere
Mack: and worst, this organisme makes a pretty good sound
What if people will prefere it above all that crap on TV
Tom: A, sheith, the record companys will cut my head off
Tomsmom: Tommy boy!!!!!!!!! tuckaaH
Tom: ist me mom gotta go eat
---end transmission-----
E.T.MUST is:
Job Thomas Prime, Toby Wout Kenobi, Pelle minogue
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected become the expected?
Drugs have taught an entire generation
of American kids the metric system.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
"R you gunna crie, R you gunna crie"
There's a big.. machine in the sky... some kind of electric snake.. coming
straight at us.
Shoot it.
Not yet, I want to study it's habits first.
"and from the darkness
came the smoke
and from the smoke
came the earth
and from the earth came
GGGEEEE TTTT MUST!!!!!!"
http://www.activebass.com/
If your afraid of dying and your holding on, you'll see devils tearing your live away, but when you've made you peace then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth, from the earth.
"And my soul from out that shadow.
That lies floathing on the floor.
shall be lifted.
never more."
"How careless is the blameless vessle's lot.
A world forgiven by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
Each pray accepted and each wish resigned."