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Gday people, my names chris, although some people call me crobs or pikey (for some reason people think that living in a cardboard box in totton train station and eating grass and begging tramps for some change is pikey behaviour. ffs these people must all be richer than bill gates). Im from totton near southampton, although in a couple of weeks ill be living in reading, probably sharing a house with richard hunt or leroy lita, but theyll only let me if i teach them how to showboat and how to intimidate, which they have seen me do on a regular basis for test park rangers (vinnies team of geniuses, which tore up defence after defence- unfortunately each time it was their own defence). I am often dubbed the next vinnie jones for my constant thuggishness, although my slick rapping skills means that my name and 50 cent have also been used in the same sentence before- in this sentence. I have a lot of mates who i enjoy getting pissed with, as long as theyre buying. I also play for itchen cosmos down at goals, and we're ripping up our star studded league, and it shows as we're now only 4 divisions from the top, and the fact that theres only 5 divisions doesnt mean that any credit should be taken away from us. my email addy is [email protected], i dont go on msn but you might aswell have it

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frankie Boyle, David Grohl, Cesc Fabregas, Jennifer Ellison when shes alone and drugged up, Maria Sharapova when shes alone and drugged up, Jennifer Love-Hewitt when shes alone and drugged up, Barbara Windsor when shes alone and..... you get the point, my cats, my family, me, my carpet, my door, vinnie.

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