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Jahrastafarilette

I'm calm like a bomb

About Me

I am in love with my polar opposite. We are like binary stars orbiting, each keeping the other in balance. Life is great right now, low drama, no limit, the future looks bright ahead. Life is always a struggle, but that's half the fun. a

My Interests

Philosophy: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day...drinking beer.

I'd like to meet:

All of my ancestors and descendants.Try to wrap your head around this...

Music:

No new country and absolutely no R&B, and I HATE the fucking eagles man, and all of the 80's except these listed. That said:Dubstate, JohnBrown'sBodyBand, Diego Roots, slightly stoopid, bob marley, clutch, sublime, pepper, modest mouse, strokes, built to spill, cars, lep zep, biggie, nas, jackjohnson, donovanfrankenreiter, G-loveandthe specialsauce, dispatch, oar, savestheday, avail, systemofadown, jamesbrown, kingsofLeon, galactic, phish(but I hate Trey), allman brothers, i quit...

Movies:

Yes - Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, True Romance, The Waking Life, Any movie with rapid firing pretty much, last of the mohicans, dances with wolves, sincity, kill bills, the big lebowski, joe dirte, dumb and dumber,

Television:


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Books:

Strictly Non-Fiction: I make shit up in my head all day, I don't need to read it...If you really care, I prefer the obscure edges of reality.

Heroes:

Meghan...anyone who doesn't yield to adversity, walks trembling into the face of fear of oneself and the unknown despite the urge to run, hide, and ignore the possibilities that lie before us...a rare category of people which of course includes my homeboy Jesus.

My Blog

Murphy's Lesser Known Dictums

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who liv...
Posted by Jahrastafarilette on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

Phytoestrogens in beer what?

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer c...
Posted by Jahrastafarilette on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg

MITCH HEDBERG JOKES I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't ...
Posted by Jahrastafarilette on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST