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I am here for Friends

About Me

Dashing and Debonnaire (hope this thing has spell check), a jet-setting playboy with very few goals other than eating and sleeping..Love sushi and a good steak, but willing to survive off Tostitos and Arizona Green Tea (w/ Honey)..Unable to spend any quality time during football season, but willing to travel to see any GNR concert..Like this one....

My Interests

Women's issues, Feminism, Lifetime Network, Loni Anderson Movies, NFL, but most of all....MYSELF

I'd like to meet:

Must live in the Bay Area or SJ and have valid Driver's license..No class 1 felonies, but class 2-6 felony convictions ok..Must have a hot younger sister that is at least 18 years old..Helps if you have an in-ground pool in backyard..A well stocked refrigerator and Satellite TV will get you further than makeup and short skirts..Friday and Saturday nights I cruise in my El Camino and every weekday afternoon I hang out in High School parking lots, so I will only be available for dating Sun-Thur 5pm-(whenever)

Music:

Guns N Roses, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Rancid, Hanoi Rocks, Wax, Barbara Mandrell

Movies:

1)Fletch 2)Midnight Run Honorable Mention...Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Great Escape, Magnificant Seven, Lords of Dogtown, Porky's,

Television:

Man vs. Wild (if that show is legit, that guy is badass), WorkOut, Love Connection, Blind Date (I'm a sucker for those dating shows), Cheaters, King of Cars, Real Housewives of The OC..Bravo has stepped up haven't they? Bio shows, Animal Planet..Haven't watched much network tv, but like Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld and Ali G..

Books:

The Great Gatsby only!!!!

Heroes:

Pretty much just myself..

My Blog

Dirty MF steals my myspace?

http://www.myspace.com/miasbabysdaddy   This guy stole my "who are you" and "who do you want to meet".. My sources are out there kids..Don't bite Team Roulley, even if you are fan of Len Bia...
Posted by M on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

10 Years Ago Today I was Supposed to Get MARRIED!!!!

..> 10 Years Ago Today I was Supposed to get Married ??? November 8th, 1997..Crazy eh..Can anybody in the world imagine being married to a little punk ass like myself? Breaking shit when Miami and...
Posted by M on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

They Say Team Roulley Is Getting Fat!!!!!!

And indeed Team Roulley is, because Team Roulley has the face to get fat like Jack Nicholson.. BUT!!!!!!! When work calls and tells Team Roulley that his annual physical is coming up.........Team Roul...
Posted by M on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:20:00 PST

Unsolicited Hate Mail?

Well, I finally think I may have made it big in life because I am now receiving unsolicited hate mail on myspace from I posted a comment asking the girl from Bret Michaels show if she could shed some...
Posted by M on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

Left Wing B!!!! The Debate

Look, I am not a blanket supporter of George Bush..The man spends like a drunken sailor, won't do anything about borders (although nobody will fix that because they lose the hispanic vote), is easily ...
Posted by M on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:37:00 PST

On Obtaining New Drivers License

..>..> ..> Essay on DMV and new driver's license photo Ok, so I head out to DMV yesterday to get a title for my old car to sell and change my address to my new one..Being that I just turned 38 I d...
Posted by M on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

My Nationally Aired Fox Sports Radio "interview"

Ok, I have tons of email today from people who listened last night for the phone call.. First, let me set up something many listeners don't know..The 2 minutes or so you heard on the air last night wa...
Posted by M on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

The Big Birthday Party My Super Sweet Thirty Eight!!!!

So here is the deal about my Super Sweet Three Eight..MTV will be filming and Cierra will be playing..I told my mommy I want Here is how the event will unfold..I am having 100,000 pounds of snow flown...
Posted by M on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Announcements

..> Announcements First of all to remain on my prestigious myspace list you are allowed to post no more than 1 "Bulletin" a day..2nd..Housekeeping issues..As you know we are less than 9 days away ...
Posted by M on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

Rules For Mark Roulley Appreciation Week-Fight Game

Ok, I have had literally hundreds of thousands of emails sent..The Post Office has stopped delivering mail to my estate and I can't tell you how many piles of panties have been left in my front yard.....
Posted by M on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST