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I am (not) a geek.

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About Me

.. I have been told that I'm a friendly person about action.

My Interests

Ah, like des Esseintes, I have seen and done it all, and there is nothing that does not fill me with an overpowering tedium... *nails hand to forehead*

I'd like to meet:

My new favorite singer, Kipp Hamilton .. width="425" height="350" ..

CURRENT TERROR ALERT LEVEL:

Music:

Based on my iTunes play count: The Velvet Underground, Shiina Ringo (and Tokyo Jihen), Puffy, Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, Pixies, France Gall, the Stooges, Radiohead, David Bowie.

I also have more than a sneaking fondness for the Beatles, the Stones, the Kinks, the Who, Love, the Move, the Creation, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, the Clash, The Jam, The Shaggs, The Stooges, DEVO, Stephen and the Colberts, ABBA, the Smiths, the Cure, Cult Hero, Lava Diva, Chuck Berry, Sun-era Elvis, Tori Amos, eX-Girl, The Brilliant Green, Tommy february6, Tommy heavenly6, Tommy Angels, Johnny Hawk and the Pavement Oysters, The Peanuts, Pink Lady, Wink, Halcali, The Traveling Wilburys, The Masked Marauders, The Prototypes, The Left Banke, the Turtles, Billy Barf and the Vomitones, that dog., Petra Haden, Syd's Pink Floyd, The Genital Harpies, Mazzy Star, Kahimi Karie, Unrest, the Jim Carroll Band, Pale Saints, My Bloody Valentine, Ultra Vivid Scene, Jonathan Richman, His Name Is Alive, Rita Chao, Nine Inch Nails, Heidi Berry, Mean Machine, Mari Iijima, Ulfuls, Kome Kome Club, and many others.

As for classical, I like the masters of grandiosity: Beethoven, Wagner, and Mahler.

Movies:

La Dolce Vita, Swallowtail Butterfly, Chungking Express and Fallen Angels, Jean de Florette and Manon of the Spring, the Three Colors Trilogy, Grave of the Fireflies (and all Studio Ghibli), The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman, The Seventh Seal, The Best Intentions, Annie Hall, "Manos": The Hands of Fate, Walkabout, Cashiered!, Bedazzled (Dudley Moore/Peter Cook version), The Magic Christian, Blow Up, The Blob, Shivers, Rabid, Freaks, Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End, Help, WR: Mysteries of the Organism, Time Regained, Time Bandits, The Ring series, the Ju-on series, The Story of Ricky, Stranger Than Paradise, Down by Law, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Mulholland Drive, Yojimbo, For a Fistful of Dollars, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Black Orpheus, Horsefeathers, Animal Crackers, Duck Soup, and (sadly enough) Star Wars

Television:

The Sopranos, the Daily Show, Fantasy Bedtime Hour, The Prisoner, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, and a lot of '80s robot anime.

Books:

Is there any way to say that I like post-WWI European Modernists without sounding like a pretentious twat? Anyway, it's true. Proust, Joyce, Kafka, Woolf, Musil, and Mann all press my button that says YES. So does Heian-era Japanese literature, especially the Tale of Genji and the Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon.

As far as living authors go, Jonathan Carroll is probably my favorite, but I also like Neil Gaiman, Philip Pullman, Thomas Pynchon, Haruki Murakami, Julian Barnes, A.S. Byatt, Koji Suzuki, and Stephen R. Donaldson. And I'm the only person I know who likes James Branch Cabell.

I also like a few comics, namely: The Sandman, The Five Star Stories, Area 88, Strangers in Paradise, The Invisibles, Cerebus, Promethea, Top Ten, G.T.O., Peach Girl, Berserk, and Monster.

Heroes:


My Blog

(the anniversary, as it fell out, of his first assumption of his mirthday suit and rights...)

Haply borthday,Mr Germ's Choice!(SILENTS)(Strangely, the number of times my profile has been viewed hit 1132 today, and is there still...)
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

Just had to share this with you nice folks...

A while back, when my profile picture was the shot of Kago giving the finger, like so:I actually got a message from some guy named Lawrence, who, despite the fact that my profile clearly says I'm a 35...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

In which my 85% Perfect Woman becomes my 95% Perfect Woman

No, she didn't start reading Joyce, and she didn't blow up another cheerleader's head. She just became more of an alcoholic, and then ditched the cheerleaders for a guitar, a Blythe doll, and a shorte...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

My 85% Perfect Woman...

She would've been 100% if she'd been reading Blaise Pascal instead of Francine......
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

You Feel It First in Your Scrotum.

It's become a tradition...five years ago, I was having one of the worst New Year's Eves I've ever had (like, car-being-towed-away-and-being-stranded-in-an-ugly-part-of-G lendale bad). I ended up checki...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Chums of Chance and the Evil Halfwit

Strange stuff involving the new Pynchon book...last week, I discovere that pre-ordering the book at Borders would net me 30% off, so I did it. Yesterday morning, I checked my e-mail, only to find a me...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

I've Finished the Damme Novel, but Am Too Exhaust'd to Wax Philosophickal

Final score:V. (1963) - Finished.The Crying of Lot 49 (1966) - Finished.Gravity's Rainbow (1973) - Finished.Slow Learner (The Early Stories) (1984) - Finished.Vineland (1990) - Finished.Mason & Di...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

The Ghastly Fop

Almost There...V. (1963) - Finished.The Crying of Lot 49 (1966) - Finished.Gravity's Rainbow (1973) - Finished.Slow Learner (The Early Stories) (1984) - Finished.Vineland (1990) - Finished.Mason & Dix...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

Election Day

You know, you the past two weeks or so, I've been meaning to write a big political entry...about Mark Foley, about Ted Haggard, about the cynical explotation by Bush and McCain about Kerry's botched j...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST

In Consideration of Others, Please Refrain from Talking

Jeez, I just want to see the damn movie, not hear what my fellow audience members are thinking about. ("I've got a boner!" "Me too!" "Whoa, it's Chinese shit!")It's not MST3K in your living room. It's...
Posted by The Sultan of Saru on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST