1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit being a whiny bitch.
6. When you are confused - I will use smaller words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. I will also make sure I re-enact it for those that didn't see it.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know when I need to bring a shovel.
I'm your friend until you convince me not to be.
Your results:
You are Apocalypse
Apocalypse
61%
Venom
59%
Green Goblin
58%
Dr. Doom
57%
Magneto
55%
Mystique
50%
The Joker
49%
Lex Luthor
47%
Dark Phoenix
46%
Two-Face
46%
Catwoman
42%
Juggernaut
42%
Kingpin
41%
Mr. Freeze
39%
Poison Ivy
31%
Riddler
29%
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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I have SICKLE CELL ANEMIA...These pictures show what a sickled red blood cell looks like. This is what my blood cells look like versus a normal person's.
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Like my man NORE...I'M A G
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