About Me
CURRENT MOON lunar phase.. Family means everything to me. My son Gabriel is my life. Being a parent is the most gratifying thing this world has to offer. I was a wild child, with a troubled past,{dont we all?}
people call me crazy, I take it as a compliment, Fuck what everyone else thinks anyway, Fuckem, scrape em off, I've got enough fucking problems, I dont need you fucking it up more, cause you obviously dont have your shit together, But I still consider myself a spiritual person, tho you may never see that side of me, not very many people know, no one probablyt will, too gaurded, I dont trust very many people, there are reasons for this, this too you may never know, I keep my friends, loyalty is one of my only vices, betray that and never get it back, I dont honestly think I have ever been in love, In love with the idea of love maybe, anyway, love life, multiple orgasms are the shit, and should be duplicated as often as possi8ble, keep your head in the game, and keep your friends close to your heart, and maybe, we can be friends........
I joined the military, I was a 62b1p stationed at fort bragg, nc, wiht the 82nd Airborne Div. they payed me to jump out of airplanes, shoot guns and blow shit up, and Im a damn good shot too, back then I am reminded that I could eat a peach for hours, and that when My friend ,Fred and I, would drive home drunk from boston mass, (an 11 hour drive)and switch drivers, from back seat to front on the highway at 90 miles an hour, or in maryland when I climbed on the roof of a jeep doing 85 down a dirt road and my wallet fell out loosing all my cash and military IDs or when I puked blood and kept drinking, in Charleston S.C and I stole a golf cart in my class A uniform and drove it around picking people up and droping them off while using a british acsent,................. The number of Raves iv'e been too isnt high enough, only 2 massives, and scattered partys up and down the east coast, im stilll looking, D&B pumps thru my veins, "I got the Tarzan & Jane of Jungle just swingin off the vine man!" show me somthin I havent heard yet
PAPA SMURF
You are Papa Smurf!
You can recognise the village leader with his white beard and red clothes. Papa Smurf is no less than 542 years old - and no more either. He uses his wisdom to advise rather than tell people what to do. He often rescues the younger Smurfs from danger. He's also a pretty good alchemist.
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." —T. E. Lawrence
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: July 3
Birthplace: GI
Current Location: Crawlin out of hell
Eye Color: hazel blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 69 inchs
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on my mood
Your Heritage: Human
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandels
Your Weakness: Loyalty, I am a loyal MF
Your Fears: My own capabilitys
Your Perfect Pizza: anything but mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Multiple Orgasms
Your Most Overused Phrase: "put it on my face"
Thoughts First Waking Up: How lucky I am to have my son
Your Best Physical Feature: I look like the statue of david, with long hair
Your Bedtime: no sleep for the wicked
Your Most Missed Memory: The military, and all the interesting people ive cum across
Pepsi or Coke: cherry pepsi with everclear ; coke with rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: on who?
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: yes, ive been quiting for three years
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: to my son, when he goes to bed
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Love is the victory of imagination over inteligence, yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: Ha
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I use to jump out of airplanes for the military so NO
Do you think you are Attractive: Id fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: kind of
Do you get along with your Parents: shure
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, when we were kids we use to chase tornato's
Do you play an Instrument: can the clitoris be considered an instrument?
In the past Year have you Drank Alcohol: You=under the table
In the past year have you Smoked: yes not weed
In the past year have you been on Drugs: Theres no drug for what I have
In the past year have you gone on a Date: no, i told myself I was going to take some time off
In the past year have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past year have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past year have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past year have you been on Stage: yes
In the past year have you been Dumped: no, i havent been on a date so how could i get dumped
In the past year have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past year have you Stolen Anything: do hearts count
Ever been Drunk: HA
Ever been called a Tease: yes, im very picky, so to compensate I flirt alot
Ever been Beaten up: Half a football team tried once
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: multiple orgasms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good dad
What country would you most like to Visit: most of them
In a Woman..
Favourite Eye Color: no preferance
Favourite Hair Color: as long as I get to pull it I dont realy care
Short or Long Hair: again with the pulling
Height: no preferance
Weight: should have a toned body
Best Clothing Style: no preferance
Number of Drugs I have taken: {Havent taken} should be the question, the list would be shorter
Number of CDs I own: Why
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 29 years on this planet and never tatooed a womans name on my body, I must have been really drunk, oops!.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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