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Andy K

We screw like whores on tequila

About Me

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what can i say about myself? i am fun, footloose, and fancy free. i do however feel that i can best express myself through a monologue from the hit television series Charmed:
Piper: "Look, I know I don't have the flashy job, or the flashy ring, or the flashy designer suit, but that doesn't make me less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have realized my dreams yet, like you think you have, doesn't mean I won't find a way to do exactly that. And when I do, you can be damn sure that I'll be doing it with my own nose, and not the one some discount doctor gave me."
as well as the all too memoriable scene from Steel Magnolias:
M'Lynn: No.. I couldn't leave my Shelby. I just sat there and kept pushin' the way I always have where Shelby was concerned.... I was hopin' she'd sit up and argue with me. Finally we realized there was no hope. They turned off the machines. (Pause) Drum left.. couldn't take it. Jackson left. (Slight "laugh") I find it amusin'.. men are supposed to be made outta steel or somethin. I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. Oh God.. I realize as a woman how lucky I am! I was there when that beautiful creature drifted into my life.. and I was there when she drifted out of it. It was the most precious moment of my life... [Sighs] I gotta get back. Has anyone got a mirror?
Truvey (Dolly Parton): Does anyone have a mirror? I dunno how ya doin on the inside honey...but your HAIR sure is holdin up beautiful.
M'Lynn: [Looking in mirror, upset] Shelby was right! This IS a brown foot ball helmet!!!! [Begins to cry]
Clarie (Olympia Dukakis): Ohh.. honey are you ok?
M'Lynn: I'm fine.. I'm fine.. I'm fine.. I'm FINE! [sobbing/screaming] I could jog all the way to Texas and back.. but my daughter can't!! She never could!! Oh.. God.....I'm so mad I don't know what to do!! I wanna know why! I wanna know WHY Shelby's life is over!! I wanna HOW that baby will EVER know how wonderful his mother was.. Will he EVER know what she went THROUGH for him? Oh God I wanna know WHY? WHY? Lord...I wish I could understand! No...NO...NO!! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first!! I've always been ready to go first! I don't think I can take this.. I.. I don't think I can take this! I just wanna hit somethin'! I just wanna hit somebody.. till they feel as bad as I do!! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it HARD!
well that about sums me up. whatever, i'm cool, awesome, and super fun (as you can already tell). drop me a note and let's chat...you might find out even more...now that is exciting!
American Cities That Best Fit You:
75% New York City
65% San Francisco
65% Washington, DC
60% Chicago
60% Los Angeles Which American Cities Best Fit You?
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are a Drama Queen (or King)
And the oscar goes to... you!
You're all about overreacting and just plain acting.
You see the world as your stage, and give a great performance.
And while you're friends may find you entertaining at times...
Everyone's secretly hoping that you'll just chill a little.
(But they'd never tell you - they fear your wrath!) Are You a Drama Queen (or King)? At least now I can admit it!!!

..t--My score on../t-- The Sexuality Spectrum Test :

Mostly Gay
(You scored -32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight))


You are mainly homosexual, but you have a few heterosexual qualities. You much prefer the same sex, but you have a mild interest in the opposite sex. While you would jump at the opportunity to screw someone of the same sex, you might be up for experimenting with members of the opposite sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the opposite sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

..t--Link../t--: The Sexuality Spectrum Test ( ..t--OkCupid Free Online Dating../t-- )

My Interests



seriously? i feel like i am filling out some horrible personal ad. but of course if this does lead to any extremely attractive guys wanting to get to know me..then i am not going to object. however...my interests range from theatre to movies to world travelling to books to art to anything and everything to most of all LAS VEGAS! i love vegas. it's like an addiction. an addiction i just will not give up.

I'd like to meet:


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i would like to meet old friends and new friends. is that too cliche? it is...isn't it? but it is true. come on everyone...let's party!

Music:

ummmmm...this is quite sad considering i come from a musically inclined family, but i just like whatever sounds good to me. however i will say this...alanis morrisette is the greatest artist of all time. and also, ace of base was way before their time.

Movies:

this would just be crazy for me to answer. but yeah...let's just name a few. the goonies, clue, showgirls, a time to kill (mostly b/c i am watching it while typing), evita, ya-ya sisterhood, a chorus line, brokeback mountain, troop beverly hills, the incredibles, beetlejuice, translyvania 6-5000, get real, the sweetest thing, the first wives club, imitation of life...okay i just need to end this now. i love movies from stupid to great to classic to idiotic.

Television:

I LOVE TIVO!!!!!!!!!! here's a breakdown of the best shows. grey's anatomy, desperate housewives, charmed, las vegas, surface, how i met your mother, commander in chief, amazing race, big brother, survivor, will and grace, my name is earl, the apprentice, project runway, dead like me, queer as folk, sex and the city....and that is just a taste of it!

Books:

HARRY POTTER!!! it's not like i have a lightning bolt tattoo on my ankle. there are other as well. such as...thief of always, davinci code, fried green tomatoes, catcher in the rye, the original vampire cronicles...and there are some others but i am getting tired.

Heroes:

any gay person that says screw the law let's get married just because we want to share our love in front of God and friends and family and that we don't need some stupid piece of paper.

My Blog

I AM LOSING MY F*ING MIND!!!!!

ok...so here i am in dallas. i have been here for 4 days and still have 2 days to go. now i want to make this perfectly clear to everyone...i love my brother and nnephew more than words can say...HOWE...
Posted by Andy K on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

why can’t fat gay guys get any love?

so...i am a little upset right now. i just don't get it. why are the fat gays such rejects when it comes to dating? no one wants them. even if they do have great personalities and are still really fuc...
Posted by Andy K on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Way F-ing Bored!!!!

so here we are on a friday night and so bored that monica (the roomie) has done my hair, jabbed a green dildo in my ear, and tried to kill me. not to mention that i have had like 87 meals in a 5 hour ...
Posted by Andy K on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST

Totally stole this from a friend...

well here i am again...and a little more drunk. i typically don't do these things, but i am drinking and getting drunk...so i shall do it now. p.s. it is true i totally stole this little question thin...
Posted by Andy K on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

I want to be in pictures....

first things first...the subject of this blog has nothing to do with anything. i just always wanted to say that. well...tonight was jackie's birthday night out. we went to dinner and had fun. then we ...
Posted by Andy K on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:09:00 PST

The Idol, The Devil, and Me...

so tonight is the night. the night when we will all see if the soul patrol will continue it's hype and over come it all, or if the partol suddenly comes down with a severe case of the mcfeever. the mi...
Posted by Andy K on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:57:00 PST

I am so cool....

so i just finished watching the final episode EVER of charmed. it was great! it was one of the best series finales! i was just sitting there watching and just crying like a little bitch. yes...that's ...
Posted by Andy K on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

My First Time...

okay...so i am a little nervous right now. i have never blogged before. i am a blogging virgin. i hope this doesn't hurt too much. if i just relax and don't tense up it should be fine. just everyone p...
Posted by Andy K on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:43:00 PST