Well, there is little to tell about me...I was born a lonely descendant of Hercules and Raquel Welch.Knowing that my parents had to hide my existance, they shipped me to a secret life camp in Bosnia, where I had to fabricate iron sickles for hours without water or praise or a promise of a 401K. Determined to make my return to the U.S.A.,I took the Beatings and the ridicule of being a descendant of heroic and beautiful royalty.I corresponded with a Bicycle rider by the name of "Lance", and he brought me back to the U.S. to re-learn my western heritage.He taught me that I should NOT be ashamed of being from the United States,and having to take enhancing substances to give me an edge.I worked very hard,and finally it paid off. I don't like to elaborate on my boring life, but I was Mr. Football, Mr. Baseball and Mr. Basketball of Virginia in 1991.Drafted by the New York Giants, Oakland Athletics and the Chicago Bulls in the same year, I had to decide.I played three years for the Patriots, three for the A's, and three for the Bulls, and won nine World Championships in the years I was with those respective teams. Unfulfilled, I needed more. I applied to the National Aeronutics and Space Association. Disregarding my jaded resume', they gave me a shot. I spent 5 years an a planet named "Nebulon 69" learning of their culture, and breathing in outer space.Space is a Vaccum.Other than that, I am looking for a woman that likes football, Dave Matthews Band, The Dog Whisperer, and Surviorman. Holla.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
