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Mary

About Me

I love common sense & reason, & am not afraid to laugh my ass off when I find something amusing. Politically, I'm a left-leaning independent who wholeheartedly supports ending "The War on Drugs" and feels people need to take privacy concerns WAAAAAY more seriously! I'm a grad student in cultural studies/political economy at a major "American football" school, yet the only sport I've ever been able to get into as a spectator is "the beautiful game." I used to live in Jersey and never could remember (or care) what exit I was off the Garden State Parkway. I also used to live in Florida, and no, I did not grow my own oranges when I lived there. I wholeheartedly believe that Chuck Taylors and denim can be worn on almost any occasion. I've had a veritable plethora of people tell me I look like Alanis Morrissette, but I've always thought I bear a much stronger resemblance to Jane Lane from "Daria."

My Interests

Playing guitar, acting, reading, yoga, movies, standup comedy, swimming, collecting kitschy items, studying Romance languages (although the only language I can read, speak, and write well is Spanish. I have basic Italian conversational skills, and know a smattering of French and Portuguese words and expressions), and watching REAL football. Favorite clubs: ARSENAL, BARCELONA, AS ROMA, Manchester United, Atletico Madrid, Celtic, and Liverpool. On the national level, I root for ITALIA (sorry, but it's my heritage!).

Music:

Bob Mould, Jeff Buckley, Pixies, Beastie Boys, Thievery Corporation, Husker Du, Sonic Youth, New Model Army, 16 Horsepower, Killing Joke, Cult, Honey Brothers, Swervedriver, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Wesley Willis, John Barry, Gun Club, Arthur Lyman, Martin Denny, Curtis Mayfield, AC/DC, Slayer, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, House of Pain, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots, Tom Jones, the Doors, Godflesh, Kings of Leon, Sebadoh, TV on the Radio, Arab Strap, the Smithereens, Giardini di Miro, She Wants Revenge, Manic Street Preachers, Rollins Band, Kanye West, Akhenaton, IAM, Ratos de Porao, Therapy?, Doves, the Thrills, Happy Mondays.

Movies:

Bully, Our Lady of the Assassins, Harold and Maude, Dr. Strangelove..., Cecil B. Demented, Series 7: The Contenders, High Fidelity, Memento, Buffalo '66, Saved!, Mean Girls, Bad Santa, The Jacket, The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, American Splendor, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Matador (Almodovar), Hate (Kassovitz), Weekend (Godard), Last Days (Van Sant), Suicide Kings, Mulholland Drive, Metropolitan, Man Bites Dog, Stranger Than Paradise, Reservoir Dogs, Love in the Time of Money, City of God, A History of Violence, Fight Club, The Dreamers, Dogville, Magnolia, Sin City, Velvet Goldmine.

Television:

ENTOURAGE, The Tudors, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dexter, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, The Office, Prison Break, Adult Swim (especially "The Boondocks" and anything by Tim & Eric), Daria, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. Also, lots of Fox Soccer Channel and Gol TV.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, Candide, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Nickel and Dimed..., True Story (Bill Maher), and anything by: Henry Miller, Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby, Harry Crews, Charles Bukowski, David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Tennessee Williams, Irvine Welsh, and Saki (HH Munro).

Heroes:

Bill Maher, Bob Mould, Camille Paglia, Arsene Wenger, Sir Alex Ferguson, CRISTIANO RONALDO.

My Blog

Champions League Predictions

I predicted France would beat Brazil  in the World Cup, & didn't say anything because I thought people would think I was loca. I also predicted the World Cup final coming down to penalty...
Posted by Mary on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

I'm making a pun (Warning: Premier League action)

Arsenal lost 3-1 to Bolton a few hours ago. In other words, the Gunners literally got their ARSEs kicked. Boo hiss. (But a clever pun, if I should say so myself.) I shouldn't make any predictions abo...
Posted by Mary on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST

How Apropos

You Are Guinness .." height="100" width="100">You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.When you drink,...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

What, I'm Supposed to EAT This?

CVS is selling these modern art masterpieces now. I couldn't resist. I don't know when I'll eat it. It's big, so I don't imagine I'll finish the whole thing in one sitting. Part of me is tempted...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST

I demand a recount! (Spoiler: "Apprentice" finale)

(Yes, I started watching "The Apprentice" this season. And no, I don't care if people laugh at me for it.) I am incredibly mad at Donald Trump (&, I suppose, the majority of the voters) right now....
Posted by Mary on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

Touch Me, I'm Sick

I caught a mild cold last week. I thought I was pretty much out of the woods. This morning, I woke up with severe chest pains, & somehow managed to get a doctor's appointment. I had a chest X...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

"Big Love"

Pardon my French, but this show is fucking great. So good, I've almost forgiven HBO for cancelling "Carnivale" after two seasons. A confession: I have always thought Grace Zabriskie (who plays Bi...
Posted by Mary on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST

Two thoughts that have nothing to do with each other whatsoever

Words cannot express how happy I am that the new season of "Real Time" begins in less than an hour. (Of course, I'm still steaming that Bill is no longer on every night. He is NEEDED in this day &...
Posted by Mary on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:15:00 PST

Drunk Ordering

The scene in Sideways in which Miles drunk-dials his ex from the restaurant has become so famous that I've since read several magazine and newspaper articles telling you about all the bad things ...
Posted by Mary on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST

Bobbleheads are fun

I honestly do try not to let my life revolve around TV, but I don't know what I'll do without "The Office" (due to the Olympics) these next few weeks. Although Dwight Schrute creeps me out, ...
Posted by Mary on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST