I'm Pastor William Rennick of Joyful Union Congregation. KING COBRA is my favorite drink. I enjoy dancing on my car. I enjoy dancing everywhere. I am dancing right now to the music playing in the myspace. Now I'll give it to my wife who will tell you what I am doing:
Clara Rennick: Now he's turning. Turning. Falling on the floor, it's such a small computer room. Now hes jumping on the desk and shaking. His afro is all up in the air. All right, now he's doing a backflip over an open watermelon. Where did that melon come from?
P. Rennick: I was eating it earlier
Clara Rennick: All right. Now hes spinning on his afro, and hes falling. He just kicked our bookshelf over showering himself with books. He's flopping on the floor like a fish. Hes back up! All right, now he's juggling books as he hopskotches on hundreds of grapes. Honey, take off your shoes if your going to step on fruit...
P. Rennick: IM MAKING WINE!!! GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!!
ONE MORE THING, there is no greater love that a man can show a woman than to tie her the bedpost and burn her with hot crack pipe!!!
