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Jenron

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am simply a hard working gal who is merely attempting to crawl up the food chain in life.Sarcasm is my staple.Those who are my friends I love unconditionally and those that get on my bad side tend to stay that way for eternity.

My Interests

My interests include: sleeping, eating, drinking, working and whatever else it is I do to amuse myself daily.

I'd like to meet:

Unless I know you personally or you have some redeeming value as far as amusement or humor in my life, please don't bother.Below is a collection of live clips with my old band Eye Kandy. If you look closely you may see a scantily clad Jen.

Music:

NIN, Wumpscut, Feindflug, Life Cried, Hocico, Suicide Commando, 16 Volt, Covenant, Funker Vogt, Tactical Sekt, Aghast View, Decoded Feedback, Cenobita, Combichrist, The Faint, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly, Skinny Puppy, Chemlab, Evil's Toy, Ministry, Fear Factory...music=good.

Movies:

Death to Smoochie, Seven, Half Baked, Scarface, Silence of the Lambs, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, South Park-The Movie, Party Monster, Stranglemania, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Exorcist, The Omen, Revenge of the Nerds, The Shining

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!, South Park, Dr. G. Medical Examiner, Family Guy, The Ultimate Fighter, Monday Night Raw, Reno 911, Seconds From Disaster, I Shouldn't Be Alive, The Soup, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and whatever Tivo may record that I can watch for more than 5 minutes.

Books:

Stephen King, modern-day politics, skepticism and most non-fiction that doesn't involve an excess of religion.

Heroes:

Oxygen.

My Blog

ouch

My forearm is currently swollen to a larger size than my bicep.  Motherfuckin' ouchness.
Posted by Jenron on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:01:00 PST

food for thought...

...or too much food, altogether. My 10 year highschool renunion would have been this year.  There may be a make-shift shindig in the works by some classmates, but am not sure and do not care.&nbs...
Posted by Jenron on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST

What I want.

Is for this god-forsaken wedding to be over and done.Please....
Posted by Jenron on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

moving

Moving soon.  Hopefully within the next 1-2 weeks.  Goodbye Union County, New Jersey.  It's about fucking time...although, if it was up to me, I'd be saying goodbye to NJ alltogether.G...
Posted by Jenron on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

unreal

So.....My dear friend Carolyn may have posted something related to this subject so I will confirm...Aaron asked me to marry him and I said, "of course".Pretty amazing, eh?  I love him.  Don'...
Posted by Jenron on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST

666

Am I the only person who finds it sad that in last night's Fox News Headlines a topic was...."6/6/06 on Tuesday...what are the chances that this is the end of the world?" ?  Are you fucking kiddi...
Posted by Jenron on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

I did my one good deed for 2006....

...and now I can continue to be a jerk-off. The majority of my customers are white-trash, drug addicts.  There is this one guy, while not a drug addict, is the epitomy of trash.  He smells ...
Posted by Jenron on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:30:00 PST