A Short brief bio from THE BEER DOGS manager:The BEER DOGS !! Well what can be said about this wounderful band, I've been managing them right from their mortifying begining. i'm just gonna give you a little bio on the guys for all of you who are a bit interested. First off we have Mr. Johnny fever , lead guitar, he gets stoned every fucking day, he sleeps upside down doesn't like his job and steals all the time(how do you thinkhe comes up with such good songs!) Bobby Teenager, rhythm guitar, he like Chinese food, pinches his zits before he goes on stage to make them more noticeable, reads horror comics and exposes himself to a bus full of nuns whenever he gets the chance, Then there's senior Jorge Sleaze,drums, he was lost when he was a baby and raised by wolfs (Lady's watch out, he does bite!)he currently works at a sex shopand last but not least Mr. Ed Insane, bass, he watches a butt load of cartoons, eats tons of pizza, chases girls around the block, and puts crazy glue on toilet seats (if they're ever in town watch your hairy ass, I'm speaking from exprience!) so next time these good lookin fellers are playing your toilet, go check em out, you might like what you see !!!
- Bob Oso
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