100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included

About Me

Well now..what to write? What to write? Basically...if you DON'T know me, then I'd MUCH rather you gave me an email..and I'll tell you what ya wanna know...ask and ye shall recieve..nad if you DO know me...then why are you reading about me? You know me already...what's with the unhealthy Obsession? Jeez....
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Name: Marty
Birthdate: 28 - 11 - 1982
Birthplace: New Plymouth, New Zealand
Current Location: As above
Eye Color: Hmmm...they change all the time..but Blue, green, yellow, black, hazel, grey, orange.....
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5 10''
Weight: Scrawny as fuck
Piercings: None..I like my body being extra hole-less
Tatoos: Gettin' there...worknig on my design
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope.
Overused Phraze: Your thoughts intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
FAVORITES
Food: MEAT! If It moo'd I'll eat it.
Candy: Chocolate
Number: 18
Color: Purple, Blue
Animal: LLAMA!
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Southern Comfort
Bagel: Bagel? Fuck that, gimme a burger.
Letter: ? Um.....Q?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Part? Um...Well I'd say Hair, but does that count? If not, then I'll go for Face
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Maccas
Strawberry or Watermelon: For what? Sexual aids?
Hot tea or Ice tea: Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hugs can do more than any kiss
Dog or Cat: With or without Garlic? Dog.
Rap or Punk: PUNK..fuck that talentless rap bullshit
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny scary movies.
Love or Money: LOVE!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I get to the point when the thought of driving erratically no-longer amuses me.
Most Missed Memory: Playing Football with Blake.
Best phyiscal feature: Of Mine? Um...my eyes?
First Thought Waking Up: FUCK!
Goal for this year: To make something of my life.
Best Friends: Nathan, Carla and MAtt.
Weakness: A beautiful girl
Fears: Being alone
Heritage: NGA PUHI!
Longest relationship: 2 and a half years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Hell yes.
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Way too many times
Ever been beaten up: Nope, not yet.
Ever beaten someone up: Only when it was totally necessary, but yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
Ever Skinny Dipped: Constantly.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep
Been Dumped Lately: Yeah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Don't mind.
Short or Long: Long
Height: Bout that
Style: ? Um...alive?
Looks or Personality: Personality always
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Make the neighbours get annoyed
Muscular or Really Skinny: I am
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Fucking WHAT!? How the shit are we sposed to count them!?
What country do you want to Visit: Greenland
How do you want to Die: Gloriously and horribly
Been to the Mall Lately: Yep, it smelt like onion.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They turn me on.
Get along with your Parents: Yeah, mostly
Health Freak: PFFFT!
Do you think your Attractive: Nope
Believe in Yourself: Never have, never will
Want to go to College: Yeah, eventually
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Sometimes
Shower Daily: Daily? Um...I try.
Been in Love: Unfortunately, Yes.
Do you Sing: I love to sing
Want to get Married: ONe day
Do you want Children: One day
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: WANT TO!? Uuuummmmmm....
Hate anyone: Hate? No...hate is a very strong word..Oh wait..George Bush
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My Interests

Sports, Music, cars, rallying, Skating, my dog, the land, weather..{I want to be a storm chaser}, peoples reactions to unusual situations, how long it takes an egg to explode in a microwave. I adopted this Hedgehg to let the world know how underpriviliged Hedgehogs are trated..painted Fluro Pink and made to perform tricks on demand! Dear God what is WRONG with you people?! You make me sick....Especially YOU...yes, you, in the red hat...on the left....no ...your other left..YES YOU!!!

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Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Winter Child
Your Superpower is Seduction
Your Weakness is Chocolate
Your Weapon is Your Lunar Arrows
Your Mode of Transportation is Cycle What's your Superhero Name?
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet YOU! That's who! I also want to meet the inventor of the BIG RED BUTTON GAME!!! MWA HA HA HA HAHA!!!!!!!

Music:

Music is a huge part of my life. I'm a huge fan of KIWI music, great New Zealand Bands like Eight, Sommerset, Kitsch, Mumsdollar, Blindspott, Th Feelers, Shihad, Fat Freddys Drop, Salmonella Dub, The WBC and HEAPS of others. But of course the music that has inspired me through my youth has to be the "Fat Wreckchords" Guys like Propaghandi, NUFAN, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Snuff, Screaching weasels, The Circle Jerks, Lagwagon, Tilt etc....Mainly I like Punk rock, Metal and rock...but I have a wide taste in music and so My Ipod {registered trademark} carries stuff like "Metallica" in one bit and then it'll have "Cat Stevens" Next to it....so yeah, To say My muical tastes VAries is an understatement really. It's all good basically unless it's fuckin' "Gangsta" {and I use the term VERY lightly} rap which is UTTER SHIT and anyone who actually thinks this Mindlesss talanetless DRIBBLE is anything even NEAR musical can Go fuck themselves and hopefully get a,life at some point too.....*ahem* oh and I'm very opinionated when it comes to music too....

Movies:

Apart from the obvious "Lord of the rings" trilogy..my favourite movies are as follows..."Boondock Saints" "Fear An dLoathing In Las Vegas" "Resivour Dogs" "Pulp Fiction" "Kill BIll One & Two" "Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon" "El Mariachi" "Desperado" "Once upon a time in mexico" There are more, but as perusual my mind is drawing a big fat blank...

Television:

Not much really, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Monty Python....that's about all.

Books:

I have been disappointed with the quality of books I have read recently...I have to say Harry potter books are great, I love All of Barry Crumps work..and my favourite book of all time is "Surviving the extremes" By Kenneth Kassler {I think is his last name}

Heroes:

My Dad, Chris Cairns, Craig McMIllan, Possum Bourne and my dog Paddy.

My Blog

Did U hear? Double standards have gone up 3 points on the stock exchange?!

So did you guys hear?! Seriously, Being a whiny, double standards, bitch, it's gone up 3 points on the stock exchange! NO IT FUCKING HASN'T! COS IT'S BEING A WHINY, DOUBLE STANDARDS, BITCH! You...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:20:00 PST

Have Computer, Will Travel....or not

Well, Well, Well...here I am again, stealing yet more precious time from friends computers, whilst my computer sits in its pathetic little non-blog-viewing state at home. Piece of shit that it is. So,...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST

Technology is a crock of shit

Well once again I reture, on someelses computer, to write a fucking blog, because my computer hates me, and STILL...no matter HOW FUCKING HARD I TRY, Will NOT let me, EVER, even SLIGHTLY, write a fuck...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

The latest in Martin

so once again, I steal waht precious little time I can muster on the computer that alllows me to write blogs...tiime is on my side...yada yada yada.... Right, on with the news...in financial news, mar...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

I ain't no Bob Dylan, But the times...they are a'changin'

Well I finally have access {albeit limited} to a computer that will actually ALLOW me to get onto blogs...I still can't understand why the damn computer at work won't let me get on them. anhting to do...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST

Sarabeth.....holy fuck. nothing is more beautiful than this

Sarabeth is scared to deathTo hear what the doctor will sayShe hasn't been wellSince the day that she fellAnd the bruise, it just won't go awaySo she sits and she waits with her mother and dadFlips th...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:48:00 PST

what hurts the most

I can take the rain On the roof of this empty houseThat dont bother meI can take a few tears now and then And I just let em outIm not afraid to cry every once in a whileEven though, goin on with you g...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST

fighting against the wind

Don't fight against the wind. It's not worth it anymore. I'll lose it all again, like I've lost it all before. It's not worth the pain you see. not worth the pain you cause me. so I'll stop fighting a...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:44:00 PST

Computers are evil!

Well everyone, I know I haven't posted a blog since early January..I AM still alive, however someone has fiddled with my computer and I can no longer even get ONTO Myspace blog pages..anything to do w...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST

I Saw god....

Well I have returned from the cricket match in Wellington yesterday. The drive down was pretty good, nice and cruisy, got onto the expressway near wellington and let my car rip, that was fun, certainl...
Posted by 100% Pure Marty. *Batteries not included on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST