Chest pain? Click here. ER goes self-service |
DALLAS - An emergency room might be the last place you'd think would have do-it-yourself check-in.
But Parkland Memorial Hospital has three self-service computer kiosks, similar to those used by airpo...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:26:00 PST |
See, Just like me!! |
Feds Accuse Ohio Postmaster Of Tossing Out Mail
POSTED: 11:19 am EDT August 2, 2007
HARRISBURG, Ohio -- A small-town postmaster south of Columbus is accused of throwing away mail.
Elizabeth Simonia...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST |
Wasn't there enough paper left in the Constitution?!? |
There are animal rights groups out there that invest a lot of money into protecting animals. There are actual shows on showing animal protection officers whose jobs are to actually spending the day pr...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST |
Are you serious? |
This was in the news today:
President Bush signed an executive order governing interrogation of terrorism suspects, prohibiting cruel and inhumane treatment , humiliation or denigration of prisoners' ...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Things you probaly never want to hear your kids say... |
1. Daddy, why does mommy love heroine more than you?
2. D-d-d-addy, Mi-Mi-Mikey Elky sto-stole m-m-m-mmy...(okay, this kid you probaly hope never says anything because his stuttering pierces the middl...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Things to do this summer.. |
1. Try and sell the actual garage this year at my garage sale.
2. Become a tree hugger and climb the tree in my front yard and stay there until I garner some sort of local media coverage.
3. Start The...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:46:00 PST |
My New Years Resolutions! |
1. I will no longer take advantage of women twice my age.
2. I will no longer drink milk directly from the jug while I'm still in the store.
3. I will no longer write useless letters to Snickers and O...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST |
My Christmas List |
1. A retired gentelman who comes by every Friday to clean my gutters.
2. Mileage reimbursement
3. A tax shelter for the change in my car.
4. Rims for my beater
5. Boxing lessons from Boom Boom Mancini...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST |
Cool Jobs I wouldn't mind |
These are jobs that I think would be cool:
1. Obviously a weatherman! What other job can you be right only 11f the time but still have a job. I can do this!! Let me try...okay..here goes...tomorrow th...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 14 May 2006 03:59:00 PST |
TV |
Why is it when you're watching a TV show and they're about to go to commercial they feel the need to tell you not to go anywhere and to stay right where you are?!?! Stop telling me what to do! I didn'...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:49:00 PST |
