Anything that has a chain-link fence around it with
signs that say "DO NOT ENTER- DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY"
I don't listen to music, as it is a 'gateway' drug that invariably leads to a life of crime.
I do not watch movies, because the aliens use them to send us messages ummm... did someone say something about... nah.
Television is a clever plot by our new robot masters to control our thoughts useful for picking up the occasional soccer game. Otherwise it is a big screen for watching DVDs.
Gunners...
I do not read books, because books contain ideas. Ideas lead to idealism. Idealism leads to ideology. Idealogy inexorably leads to mass graves and concentration camps. Which suck.
My new hero is the MALL NINJA. All of your heroes can f*** off. The Mall Ninja and his tactical strike team will kick your heroes' ass. I bet he has X-Men powers too.